BoneQuest No. 8357

spigot: TRY MAKING FIG NEWTONS WITHOUT FIGS AND ADD PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY
spigot: YOU STUPID SHITS
spigot: MAYBE SLIGHTLY MORE JELLY THAN PEANUT BUTTER
deuce: AND THUS, SPIGOT INVENTED THE JELLY NEWTON
deuce: DEUCE INSISTED IT BE CALLED THE JELLY LEIBNIZ, BUT SPIGOT VEHEMENTLY DISAGREED. YEARS OF LAWSUITS ENSUED
deuce: BOTH DIED OF OLD AGE BEFORE THE CASE WAS SETTLED