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EPISODES: 2024

No. Date   Title / Dialog Players Tags
9,054 1/1/2024 penis cage
spigot: DO YOU THINK MICHAEL FARADAY EVER LOCKED HIS PENIS IN ONE OF HIS OWN CAGES deuce: HIS PENIS WOULD THEN BE UNABLE TO SEND ELECTROMAGNETIC SIGNALS OUT spigot: ARE WE TO BELIEVE THAT'S WHAT HE EJACULATES
#deuce-spigot
#ejaculation
#gunmetal-background
#penis
#science
9,055 1/2/2024 it says deceased
spigot: PRESSING THE FLIPPER ZERO AGAINST MY PENIS
#apricot-background
#electronics
#flipper
#flipper-zero
#hacking
#no-title-card
#penis
#rfid
#spigot-solo
9,056 1/3/2024 listen what the man says
pants: THE FATTEST, THE GAYEST pants: THE FATTEST AND THE GAYEST pants: WHAT I'M SAYING IS
#fat
#gay
#gay-fatness
#pants-solo
#repetition
#urinal-background
9,057 1/4/2024 oh the places you'll go
pants: SUCKING DICK ON MONSTER ISLAND pants: SHORT TUGBOAT TRIP TO ISLE OF NABOOMBU FOR LUNCH (JUST LUNCH) pants: SUCKING DICK ON KONG ISLAND pants: JUST AN 18 HOUR PLANE RIDE TO THE ISLAND OF DOCTOR MOREAU TO SUCK SOME APE-MAN DICK pants: NOW I'M SUCKING DICK AT CLUB PENGUIN
#coy-pants
#dicksucking
#dr-seuss
#islands
#pants-solo
#science-fiction
#weird-pants-face
#yellow-background
9,058 1/5/2024 desert planet
deuce: WHAT'S CHRISTOPHER WALKEN DOING ON ARRAKIS (DESERT PLANET)
#celebrity
#corndog-background
#deuce-solo
#dune
#movies
#no-title-card
#science-fiction
#sfw
9,059 1/6/2024 ain't hurting nobody nohow
spigot: BEATING OFF DOESN'T HURT ANYONE AND IT'S GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT
#environmentalism
#masturbation
#mountain-background
#no-title-card
#spigot-solo
9,060 1/7/2024 balls of one's own
spigot: DOING NEWTON'S CRADLE WITH MY OWN BALLS deuce: YOUR TESTICLES HAVE AN IMPRESSIVE COEFFICIENT OF RESTITUTION
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#kinematics
#nuts-of-spigot
#physics
#science
#starbucks-background
9,061 1/8/2024 cow
pants: KNOCK KNOCK deuce: WHO'S THERE pants: INTERRUPTING COW deuce: INTERRUP pants: MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO deuce: KNOCK KNOCK pants: WHO'S THERE deuce: EXTREMELY POLITE COW pants: EXTREMELY POLITE COW WHO deuce: MOO
#bored-pants
#concerned-deuce
#cows
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#knock-knock
#mountain-background
#sfw
#somber-deuce
#weird-coy-face
#wholesome
9,062 1/9/2024 that happened
pants: STEPHEN FRY IS ACTIVELY BATTLING PROSTATE CANCER deuce: WITH WHAT A BROOMSTICK
#broom
#cancer
#celebrity
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#lavender-background
#no-title-card
#sfw
#single-panel
#stephen-fry
9,063 1/10/2024 which one already
spigot: WHICH SOPRANOS CHARACTER ON SESAME STREET ARE YOU ??? :beep: BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BOOP CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK spigot: YOU ARE BADA BERT
#echinaceamagnus-background
#sesame-street
#sfw
#sfx
#spigot-solo
#the-sopranos
9,064 1/11/2024 sms
pants: SYMANTEC SHOULD HAVE NEVER HALTED ITS DISCOUNT PROGRAM WITH THE NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION pants: THAT REALLY ACTIVATED MY ALMONDS pants: PLEASE STAND BY WHILE I RECEIVE AN URGENT NOTIFICATION FROM THE SHORT MESSAGING SERVICE BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BOOP :text: IF YOU'RE STUCK IN A TOILET pants: ASLK;DJF
#funloving-nonsense
#gun
#nra
#pants-solo
#sfw
#sms
#symantec
#telephony
#toilet
#woodring-den-background
#y-n
9,065 1/12/2024 twelve steps
spigot: GOD spigot: GRANT ME THE SERENITY spigot: TO LICK THE DICKS I HAVEN'T LICKED spigot: THE COURAGE spigot: TO LICK THE DICKS I CAN spigot: AND THE WISDOM spigot: TO LICK TWO OR THREE MORE DICKS BEFORE BEDTIME spigot: WELL MY NAME IS SPIGOT AND I'M A BIG DUMB DICKLICKER spigot: I'VE BEEN LICKING DICK SINCE OH I DON'T KNOW spigot: THE START OF THIS MEETING spigot: AND I DEFINITELY COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT THE PROGRAM
#alcoholics-anonymous
#alcoholism
#dicklicking
#overlong
#serenity-prayer
#single-pose
#spigot-solo
#woodring-den-background
9,066 1/13/2024 inside man
spigot: WHY ARE HOT DOGS EIGHT TO A PACK WHEN MY ASS FITS TEN spigot: THEY SHOULD MAKE A BLACK VERSION OF DO THE RIGHT THING AND CALL IT DO THE RIGHT THANG spigot: I WILL TOO BRING A NAIL GUN TO THE MACY'S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE
#anal-insertion
#ass
#bored-pants
#deuce-dick-ozone-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#hot-dogs
#mousehole
#movies
#multiple-backgrounds
#parade
#physical-comedy
#spike-lee
#thanksgiving
9,067 1/14/2024 my babbit is died
pants: I WILL BE THE ASHLEY BABBIT OF OXYCONTIN deuce: DO I GET TO SHOOT YOU IN THE NECK pants: ONE FLOPPY TIT FALLS OUT
#ashli-babbitt
#current-events
#deuce-pants
#drugs
#drunk-deuce
#gun
#january-sixth
#mountain-background
#oxycontin
#tits
#typo
#violence
9,068 1/15/2024 you know what you must do
spigot: SHOULD I HANG MYSELF IN THE DATA CENTER pants: THAT'S NOT WHAT THE DATA CENTER IS FOR
#cocksucking
#coy-pants
#datacenter
#datacenter-background
#innuendo
#no-title-card
#pants-spigot
#suicide
9,069 1/16/2024 sucking off the special investigators
pants: ACTUALLY **HER** NAME IS JACQUELINE REACHER NOW
#based
#huffy-pants
#jack-reacher
#no-title-card
#single-panel
#television
#trans
#urinal-background
9,070 1/17/2024 new shoes
spigot: CHECK OUT MY NEW KICKS!!! pants: THAT MEANS SHOES pants: ARE THOSE spigot: APPLE-CINNAMON BEAR CLAWS FROM HAPPY DONUTS
#disappointed-pants
#donut
#fed-up-pants
#modified-character
#mountain-background
#pants-spigot
#sfw
9,071 1/18/2024 three sensibly portioned penises
deuce: IF I COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PENIS IT WOULD BE A SEVERED PENIS spigot: IN THAT CASE YOU COULD HAVE TWO OR THREE pants: T SPIGOT HE'S TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT spigot: THREE SENSIBLY PORTIONED PENISES 5 HOURS APART THROUGHOUT THE DAY AND THEN NO PENISES AFTER 6PM
#bored-pants
#concerned-deuce
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants-spigot
#diet
#fat
#genital-mutilation
#gunmetal-background
#modified-character
#penis
#physical-comedy
9,072 1/19/2024 a gentleman caller
spigot: HELLO pants: TAKING MOMMY'S STRAP IN YOUR FAT, GAY ASSHOLE spigot: WHO'S CALLING PLEASE pants: TAKING MOMMY'S STRAP IN YOUR FAT, GAY ASSHOLE spigot: I'M HANGING UP NOW
#anal
#black-background
#caption
#gay-fatness
#huffy-pants
#multiple-backgrounds
#pants-spigot
#pegging
#porn
#prank-call
#starbucks-background
#telephony
9,073 1/20/2024 happy new year
spigot: SPENDING 2024 ON THE TOILET
#constipation
#mousehole
#new-year
#no-title-card
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#toilet
#woodring-room-background
9,074 1/21/2024 mcnugget buddies
spigot: ARE WE AS A GROUP CLOSE TO COLLECTING ALL 6 MCNUGGET BUDDIES spigot: ASSUMING WE'RE ALL AWARE THEY CAN MIX AND MATCH CLOTHES, ACCESSORIES, HATS spigot: PLEASE TAKE A HANDOUT
#bored-pants
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#mcdonalds
#mcdonalds-background
#no-title-card
#sfw
#wholesome
9,075 1/22/2024 nobody's lovin' it
spigot: T PANTS DIDN'T SEE YOU AT THE MCNUGGET BUDDIES SCRUM deuce: HE WAS BANNED FROM THOSE IN 2021 FOR REASONS THEY ARE NOT LEGALLY ALLOWED TO DISCLOSE pants: I PUT THEM IN MY BOTTOM
#agile
#anal-insertion
#deuce-pants-spigot
#mcdonalds
#red-background
#yellow-background
9,076 1/23/2024 nuts to that
pants: ERSTWHILE deuce: HERETOFORE pants: GASSY deuce: EBULLIENT spigot: HOMPH HOMPH HOW MANY FRIES AM I HOLDING UP
#deuce-pants-spigot
#farts
#fries
#gassy
#huffy-pants
#red-background
#yellow-background
9,077 1/24/2024 operation dinner out
pants: OPERATION DINNER OUT IS A GO deuce: COPY THAT, FATTY ACTUAL
#deuce-pants
#fatness
#minecraft-background
#sfw
9,078 1/25/2024 words
spigot: CHAD FAMILY ANNIHILATOR pants: VIRGIN WEEKEND DAD
#divorce
#memes
#mountain-background
#no-title-card
#pants-spigot
#single-panel
9,079 1/26/2024 hey hey / ho ho / non-gmo balls have got to go
deuce: MY BALLS ARE NON-GMO deuce: (LEANS CLOSER TO MIC) I SAID MY BALLS ARE NON-GMO
#balls
#deuce-solo
#deuces-balls
#gmo
#no-title-card
#nuts-of-deuce
#woodring-stairs-background
9,080 1/27/2024 burner
spigot: I USE A BURNER HAM RADIO SO NOBODY FINDS OUT I HELP ELDERLY OPERATORS UP THE STAIRS TO PANCAKE BREAKFASTS AT THE OAKS SHOPPING CENTER
#bay-area
#breakfast
#ham-radio
#mountain-background
#no-title-card
#pancakes
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#wholesome
9,081 1/28/2024 doctors hate this one trick
spigot: SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PENIS IF YOU LIVE IN THESE THREE ZIPCODES
#clickbait
#mail
#no-title-card
#penis
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
#zipcode
9,082 1/29/2024 america / america
spigot: I HAVE THE SQUIRTS AND STILL NO GARLIC BREAD
#diarrhea
#garlic-bread
#no-title-card
#olive-garden
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#starbucks-background
9,083 1/30/2024 beep boop boop
spigot: I PUT SCALLOPED POTATOES IN THE DISK DRIVE
#food
#mountain-background
#no-title-card
#potato
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#tech-support
9,084 1/31/2024 keepin' clean
deuce: I'M KEEPIN' CLEAN IN THE ANTHROPOCENE
#anthropocene
#deuce-solo
#hygiene
#no-title-card
#primrose-background
#red-background
#rhyming
#sfw
#single-panel
#wholesome
9,085 2/1/2024 new year's resolutions
spigot: IF YOU WERE SERIOUS ABOUT LOSING WEIGHT YOU'D KEEP SUCKING
#diet
#high-res
#mountain-background
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
9,086 2/2/2024 old
deuce: WELL I SURE SLEPT LIKE SHIT dick: AND I DIDN'T POOP VERY WELL pants: WHAT deuce: RIOTING dick: NO TOO TIRED, HAVE TO NAP deuce: JEALOUS pants: WHAT pants: HOLD ON MY HEARING AID IS OFF pants: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE pants: MAYBE JUST WRITE DOWN YOUR REQUEST AND BURY IT IN THE FOREST
#aging
#deafness
#deuce-dick-pants
#mountain-background
#naps
#no-title-card
#poop
#sleep
9,087 2/3/2024 the great replacement theory
pants: THE GREAT REPLACEMENT THEORY IS WHERE OVER TIME THE EMPTY SPACE IN YOUR MOUTH BECOMES OCCUPIED BY MY COCK
#cock
#conspiracy
#mouth
#no-title-card
#single-panel
#swamp-background
9,088 2/4/2024 physical, digital
spigot: DID YOU ALL GET MY DICKLICKING LOYALTY VOUCHERS
#bored-pants
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dicklicking
#grey-background
#marketing
#no-title-card
#single-panel
9,089 2/5/2024 gardening livestream
pants: I NOTICE NONE OF YOU EVEN BOTHERED TO TUNE INTO MY GARDENING LIVESTREAM pants: I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOTHER pants: BOTH OF YOU MISSED OUT ON THE PLANTING OF THE ORANGE HAT TOMATO PLANT spigot: OH THAT WAS TODAY deuce: I WAS BUSY WASHING MY HAIR spigot: NO I WAS THERE JUST IN THE BACK
#bored-pants
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#echinaceamagnus-background
#excuses
#friendship
#gardening
#huffy-pants
#hygiene
#lies
#livestream
#modified-character
#sfw
#somber-deuce
#tomato
#twitch
9,090 2/6/2024 gardening
pants: T SPIGOT IS IT TOO EARLY TO PLANT MY BULBS spigot: YOU MEAN LIKE ON MY FACE
#gardening
#mountain-background
#no-title-card
#pants-spigot
#single-panel
9,091 2/7/2024 excuse me
spigot: EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME BEHIND YOU HOT LASAGNA HERE
#food
#lasagna
#no-title-card
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
9,092 2/8/2024 sweat pants
pants: IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MORNING WHERE I START TO THINK ABOUT SWITCHING FROM A BATHROBE TO SWEATS
#bathrobe-of-pants
#fashion
#gunmetal-background
#no-title-card
#pants-solo
#sfw
#single-panel
9,093 2/9/2024 how we do it
pants: WHY DOESN'T BONEQUEST HAVE A PODCAST OR A PONZI SCHEME spigot: THIS / IS HOW / WE DO / IT / FREEZES TO DEATH IN A TENT
#montell-jordan
#no-title-card
#pants-spigot
#podcast
#scam
#sfw
#singing
#woodring-stairs-background
9,094 2/10/2024 fruit fly
spigot: WHAT'S THE POINT OF WHIPPING OUT MY HAND WITH LIGHTNING FAST CAT-LIKE REFLEXES TO GRAB AND SQUEEZE A FRUITFLY IF WHEN I OPEN MY HAND IT FLAPS OUT UNHARMED INTO MY FAT STUPID FACE
#existential
#fat-face
#flap
#no-title-card
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
9,095 2/11/2024 double shifts
pants: DOUBLE SHIFTS AT THE DICKLICKING FACTORY pants: JUST SO I CAN WORK WEEKENDS AT THE CRINGE PLANT
#cringe
#dicklicking
#pants-solo
#woodring-room-background
#work
9,096 2/12/2024 way past
pants: WAY WAY WAY WAY PAST BI-CURIOUS AND RIGHT ON DOWN THE ROAD TO HANGING AROUND THE OLD BARN
#bi-curious
#bisexual
#no-title-card
#pants-solo
#single-panel
#woodring-stairs-background
9,097 2/13/2024 twice in succession
spigot: ROUGHLY TEN MILLION CALORIES PER DAY spigot: HE SUCKS THE SAME DICK TWICE IN SUCCESSION YET PRODUCES TWO CLEARLY DIFFERENT TONES deuce: THE VERY DEFINITION OF INSANITY
#apricot-background
#deuce-spigot
#dick
#dicksucking
#fat
#insanity
#simpsons
9,098 2/14/2024 barely used
spigot: A MURDER AT THE END OF MY PATIENCE pants: FOUND: PLUMPERS PASS, ON SIDE OF ROAD, LEFT WITH LOCAL PD spigot: DO WE KNOW HOW MANY PLUMPER POINTS ARE ON IT
#eggshell-background
#murder
#pants-spigot
#plumper-pass
#plumpers
9,099 2/15/2024 twink endgame
spigot: DO I REALLY WANT TO DEFEND MYSELF USING THE WORD TWINK pants: YOUR TWINK DAYS ENDED IN 1995 pants: I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO TWINKS AFTER THEY GRADUATE pants: I GUESS THEY GET PHDS
#blue-background
#college
#gay-theory
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#twink-death
9,100 2/16/2024 lviii
pants: IT'S SUPERBOWL SUNDAY !!! deuce: I'M AWARE spigot: ARE YOU FOLKS WATCHING THE YOUNG SHELDON MARATHON ON PARAMOUNT PLUS effigy: FUCK KANSAS CITY pants: WHERE'S JIMMY G pants: FUCK KANSAS CITY deuce: IS THAT A REAL PLACE spigot: HOLY SHIT YOUNG SHELDON JUST ORDERED A SECOND DESSERT effigy: THEY'RE NOT BOOING THEY'RE SHOUTING JUSZCZYK pants: WHERE'S TAYLOR spigot: THEY JUST FOUND YOUNG SHELDON'S BODY
#49ers
#blue-background
#corpse
#football
#juszczyk
#kansas-city
#multiple-backgrounds
#orange-background
#red-background
#superbowl
#taylor-swift
#television
#young-sheldon
9,101 2/17/2024 alert
spigot: IF YOUR PENIS IS CIRCUMCISED WE RESPECTFULLY ASK THAT YOU USE THE :BANANA: EMOJI
#circumcision
#emoji
#no-title-card
#penis
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#violetgrey-background
9,102 2/18/2024 what the hell is a
spigot: HOW COME WHEN I SUCK DICK IT SOUNDS LIKE A DOT MATRIX PRINTER
#dicksucking
#no-title-card
#printer
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
9,103 2/19/2024 hot
pants: MY STARBUCKS LID BROKE deuce: STRETCH YOUR BALL SACK AROUND THE TOP AND SECURE IT WITH A RUBBER BAND pants: CAN I STILL BIKE TO WORK pants: OKAY YOU'RE GONE pants: HOT pants: HOT pants: HOT pants: HOT pants: HOT pants: HOT pants: NOW I NEED ICED COFFEE
#balls
#bicycle
#coffee
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#fed-up-pants
#genital-mutilation
#hot
#huffy-pants
#modified-character
#mountain-background
#no-title-card
#nuts-of-pants
#rubber-band
#starbucks
#work
9,104 2/20/2024 short bussin'
spigot: I'M THE **COOL** MATH TEACHER WHO DROPS THE REQUIRED TEXTBOOK IN THE TRASH CAN AND PULLS OUT HIS PENIS INSTEAD deuce: YOUR PENIS HAS MEASURE ZERO spigot: DELETE THIS
#delete-this
#deuce-spigot
#insult
#math
#mountain-background
#penis
#school
9,105 2/21/2024 w-wait
spigot: EXCITED FOR MORE TRUE DETECTIVE: SNOOZE COUNTRY FEATURING MUSIC BY DOG SHIT pants: W-WAIT WHERE'S TONY AND SIL AND CHRISTOPHER deuce: A-A-AND CARMELLA???
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dogshit
#huffy-pants
#mountain-background
#television
#the-sopranos
#true-detective
9,106 2/22/2024 thru & true
spigot: CALLING THE FCC AND MY LOCAL CBS AFFILIATE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT ARCHIE BUNKER FLUSHING THE TOILET 53 YEARS AGO spigot: ACTUALLY spigot: I CAN'T DECIDE IF THAT'S ABOVE MY PAY GRADE OR BELOW MY GAY PARADE
#minecraft-background
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#television
9,107 2/23/2024 not funny
spigot: I'M JUST NOT SURE I'D TRUST A RAPE TEST KIT FROM TEMU
#china
#e-commerce
#potomac-background
#rapekit
#spigot-solo
#temu
9,108 2/24/2024 what that word means
deuce: ADULTERATE ME deuce: WAIT, DON'T DO THAT deuce: I JUST LOOKED UP WHAT THAT WORD MEANS deuce: I THOUGHT IT MEANT SOMETHING ELSE deuce: SOMETHING BETTER pants: MMM LET ME TRY
#adulterate-me
#definitions
#deuce-pants
#low-res
#woodring-stairs-background
9,109 2/25/2024 be a good catholic for 15 fucking minutes
spigot: T DEUCE I SAW YOUR POST ON REDDIT RE: HOW TOM BYRON'S CUMBACK PUSSY IS MORE LIKE TOM BYRON'S SENDBACK PUSSY deuce: FABRICATIONS deuce: SHENANIGANS deuce: SLANDER spigot: IF YOU LIKE LADIES, YOU'LL LOVE WHEN I LADIES NUTS ON YOUR FAT STUPID FACE pants: WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL SMOKES MARIJUANA AT HIS OWN CONFIRMATION
#christianity
#confirmation
#deuce-pants-spigot
#eggshell-background
#marijuana
#no-title-card
#nuts-of-spigot
#porn
#reddit
#seven-sacraments
#somber-deuce
#spigot-shrug
#the-sopranos
#tom-byron
9,110 2/26/2024 don't you know i'm in love
spigot: GETTING IN MY 10,000 DICKS EACH DAY spigot: 🎶 UP / TOWN / FRUITS spigot: I'LL MAKE A MESS OF ALL YOUR BUSINESS / SUITS 🎵 spigot: 🎶 I'M DROPPIN' LOOTS
#billy-joel
#custom-background
#dicks
#exercise
#no-title-card
#red-background
#singing
#spigot-solo
9,111 2/27/2024 mice tumbling around the field
deuce: CHOKE ME OUT pants: I'M TRYING BUT pants: EXHAUSTED FROM ALL THE POKING (BUT I COULD CHOKE A LITTLE MORE, I DUNNO) deuce: ARE YOU DEAD YET pants: I'M A MOUSE TUMBLING AROUND THE FIELD
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#no-title-card
#physical-comedy
#poking-and-choking
#woodring-field-background
9,112 2/28/2024 plans change sometimes
pants: BARF ON MY WEIRD LITTLE BONER pants: DON'T MAKE ME BEG pants: ACTUALLY, NEVER THE MIND I MANAGED TO WORK SOMETHING OUT
#barf
#boner
#coy-pants
#pants-solo
#roman-shower
#swamp-background
#vomit
9,113 2/29/2024 you know what to do
pants: AVENGE NEX
#current-events
#mountain-background
#no-title-card
#pants-solo
9,114 3/1/2024 the share wife zone
pants: ALSO AVENGE JANE MOON AND FUCK DREWTOOTHPASTE pants: WHAT IS IT WITH THE STRAIGHTS LATELY pants: DON'T THEY HAVE ENOUGH TO DO
#current-events
#mountain-background
#pants-solo
#straight
9,115 3/2/2024 cold rock a deuce
effigy: RAPPER MC LYTE FILES FOR DIVORCE AFTER 3 YEARS OF MARRIAGE deuce: MY TIME TO SHINE deuce: AND SHE MET HER LAST HUSBAND ON MATCH.COM deuce: I KNOW WHAT TO DO deuce: I GOT THIS deuce: CLICKS GRINDR
#celebrity
#dating
#deuce-effigy
#deuce-likes-black-chicks
#divorce
#gay
#grindr
#gunmetal-background
#no-title-card
#rap
#somber-deuce
9,116 3/3/2024 her and her friend
spigot: THERE'S A WOMAN IN THE LOBBY WHO SAYS YOU OWE HER AND HER FRIEND $600 EACH pants: CAN I DOUBLE DOWN spigot: (WHISPERING) ONE OF THEM LOOKS LIKE A SIR pants: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA spigot: S-SOMEONE MIGHT BE SLIPPIN' JIMMYING YOU pants: OKAY SO pants: THEY MAY HAVE A BUSINESS CASE ABOUT WHY I OWE THEM A PAYMENT
#based
#better-call-saul
#better-call-spigot
#blackmail
#bored-pants
#business
#comprehensively-tagged
#coy-pants
#disappointed-pants
#gay
#how-i-met-your-mother-tier-humor
#huffy-pants
#law
#legal
#mildly-angry-pants
#prostitutes
#slippin-jimmy
#transgender
#whispering
#woodring-room-background
9,117 3/4/2024 deny deny deny
deuce: T PANTS REMEMBER WHEN RIKER WANTED TO FUCK A HOLOGRAM BUT JUST ENDED UP FUCKING ME MORE IN THE ASS pants: T DEUCE I DO NOT REMEMBER
#anal
#deuce-pants
#future-imperfect
#gay
#holodeck
#mars-background
#minuet
#no-title-card
#single-panel
#star-trek
9,118 3/5/2024 back to mine
deuce: ADULTERATE ME (NOT THIS AGAIN) pants: NO NO GO AHEAD pants: LOOSENING SWEATS
#adulterate-me
#deuce-pants
#gunmetal-background
#sweatpants
9,119 3/6/2024 tomorrow's modern penises
spigot: DO WE ALL AGREE THAT IT'S PROBABLY BEDTIME pants: GATHER ROUND AND WATCH ME BEAT OFF spigot: I HAD DIAREAR LAST MONTH pants: GET OFFA ME spigot: GETTING A JUMP ON TOMORROW'S PENISES
#beat-off
#beating-off
#bed
#diarrhea
#exhibitionism
#get-offa-me
#mountain-background
#pants-spigot
#penis
#typo
#weird-pants-face
9,120 3/7/2024 allow cookies
spigot: CLICK HERE TO OPT OUT OF CHOPPING YOUR DICK OFF spigot: GUESS I SHOULDA READ THAT
#click-here
#eula
#genital-mutilation
#no-title-card
#spigot-solo
#trans
#woodring-field-background
9,121 3/8/2024 the birthday boy or girl
pants: T SPIGOT YOUR BIRTHDAY'S COMING UP AND spigot: I DON'T CARE FOR ANYTHING REPRESENTED IN REAL LIFE OR IN CYBER-SPACE
#birthday
#cyberspace
#high-res
#mountain-background
#no-title-card
#old
#sfw
9,122 3/9/2024 work the refs
pants: PUT ME IN THE CORNER pants: THEN DING THE BELL AND I'LL COME OUT FIGHTING deuce: BUT YOU'LL NEVER LEARN YOUR LESSON pants: YOU STICK TO WORKING THE REFS AND I'LL SLOWLY LEVEL UP MY BRAIN DAMAGE deuce: YOU DON'T DING A BELL YOU RING THE BELL BUT THE BELL DOES IN FACT GO DING pants: CAN'T YOU GO ANY FASTER deuce: DING pants: AHLGALGHALG HLUAHGLUAHGLUAH LUGHLAGHNLAG
#boxing
#deuce-pants
#gunmetal-background
#huffy-pants
#sfw
9,123 3/10/2024 first panel angry
pants: I APPEAR TO HAVE TORN MY STOCKINGS deuce: I CHIPPED A NAIL, NOW I CAN'T GO TO THE PROM pants: BUT WE CAN GO TO THE MALL TOGETHER!!!!!! HUNTING FOR BOYS AND SBARRO
#angry-panel
#bored-pants
#boys
#drunk-deuce
#fat
#friendship
#girls
#huffy-pants
#mall
#mountain-background
#pizza
#prom
#sbarro
9,124 3/11/2024 express lane
pants: THE EXPRESS LANE TO MY BALLS: pants: TAKE IT pants: IGUANAS SNAKES RACCOONS POSSUMS BEES DUCKS pants: ONE OF THOSE DOESN'T BELONG IN THAT LIST
#animals
#balls
#bee
#bees
#coy-pants
#duck
#no-title-card
#nuts-of-pants
#pants-solo
#snake
#woodring-stairs-background
9,125 3/12/2024 around the world
spigot: CANCER STICKS pants: NANCY BOOTS deuce: TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT
#cancer
#cigarette
#custom-background
#green-background
#huffy-pants
#sfw
#taylor-swift
9,126 3/13/2024 retirement party
spigot: ALL I KNOW IS ONCE I RETIRE I'LL HAVE TO GROW MY OWN CORN DOGS
#corndog-background
#corndogs
#no-title-card
#retirement
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
9,127 3/14/2024 missed
deuce: GUYS WE MISSED ADA LOVELACE DAY
#ada-lovelace
#deuce-pants-spigot
#holiday
#programming
#sfw
#static-background
#wholesome
9,128 3/15/2024 not once
spigot: YOU KNOW I JUST REALIZED I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR THREE HOURS AND NOT ONCE HAVE I ASKED _HOW_ MY WIFE AND CHILDREN WERE MURDERED spigot: YES I WOULD LIKE MORE WATER
#colored-text
#murder
#no-title-card
#spigot-solo
#wife
#woodring-room-background
9,129 3/16/2024 brave fighters
pants: THIS UNLICKED DICK IS DEDICATED TO THE BRAVE MUJAHIDEEN FIGHTERS OF AFGHANISTAN pants: HALGUHALUGHUALGHLHULAGAG pants: GHLAUHGLAHLAUGHAG pants: BGAULGHBLAHGLHAGLAG
#afghanistan
#dicklicking
#dicklicking-noises
#mountain-background
#no-title-card
#pants-solo
#rambo
#unlicked-dicks
9,130 3/17/2024 uncertain times
spigot: MY PENIS IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY HELLO FRESH effigy: I AM STILL SPONSORED BY SQUARESPACE
#advertising
#effigy-spigot
#hello-fresh
#no-title-card
#orange-background
#penis-of-spigot
#podcast
#single-panel
#sponsorship
#squarespace
9,131 3/18/2024 as you so delicately put it
pants: I WOULD LIKE TO "CHOKE THAT SHIT ON DOWN" AS YOU PUT IT pants: FORCE ME TO PLAY IT LIKE A FLUTE
#choking
#coy-pants
#fellatio
#flute
#gay
#music
#no-title-card
#pants-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
9,132 3/19/2024 here's the thing
spigot: BUT HERE'S THE THING, FOLKS: CHANDLER HALDERSON NEVER HAD PENIS REDUCTION SURGERY spigot: HE NEVER WENT TO THE MOON spigot: HE NEVER BUILT A TIME MACHINE AND CLONED ADOLF HITLER spigot: THOSE WERE ALL LIES
#hitler
#lies
#moon
#murderer
#no-title-card
#penis
#spigot-solo
#time-travel
#woodring-stairs-background
9,133 3/20/2024 falling over
pants: TRYING TO SCRATCH MY EAR WITH MY BACK FOOT, FALLING OVER deuce: [STAR TREK RED ALERT SOUND]
#deuce-pants
#dog
#physical-comedy
#sfw
#sfx
#star-trek
#urinal-background
#wholesome
9,134 3/21/2024 tips go here
pants: IS IT TOO LATE FOR FILM SCHOOL I HAVE THIS IDEA FOR A SCRIPT WHERE (YOU HAVE STOPPED LISTENING TO ME) pants: SHOULD I GIVE INTO DESPAIR OR JUST SIMPLY BEAT OFF WHILE ADDRESSING THE AUDIENCE ON CAMERA pants: AHEM DID YOU EVEN NOTICE THE TIP JAR pants: TAP TAP TAP
#beating-off
#coy-pants
#education
#film
#gratuity
#hollywood
#iris-was-here
#no-title-card
#pants-solo
#woodring-field-background
9,135 3/22/2024 lo-fi
spigot: LICK MY DICK TO THESE LO-FI BEATS
#dick
#dicklicking
#lofi-background
#lofi-beatnik
#music
#no-title-card
#penis-of-spigot
#spigot-solo
#youtube
9,136 3/23/2024 let god sort them out
spigot: :HELICOPTER: spigot: :BOOM: spigot: :MILITARY_HELMET: spigot: WHEN I DIE, BURY ME UPSIDE DOWN SO THE WORLD CAN FUCK ME MORE IN THE ASS
#anal
#burial
#death
#emoji
#green-background
#necrophilia
#never-forget
#no-title-card
#spigot-solo
#war
9,137 3/24/2024 shouting
pants: THIS COMMITTEE OWES AN APOLOGY TO MICHAEL CORLEONE
#no-title-card
#orange-background
#pants-solo
#sfw
#single-panel
#the-godfather
9,138 3/25/2024 it's not about the money
deuce: I THINK YOU HAVE A PURDY MOUTH spigot: DELETE THIS deuce: SHUT
#batman
#delete-this
#deliverance
#deuce-spigot
#mountain-background
#shut
9,139 3/26/2024 world's greatest
spigot: I HAVE THE WORLD'S GREATEST DRAFTS FOLDER I'M JUST OPENING IT UP TO PAID SUBSCRIBERS spigot: FLOATING UP TO HEAVEN TO BE WITH HITLER spigot: THEORETICALLY COULD A PERSON GET CANCELLED IF THERE WERE A VIDEO OF HIM (OR HER) DOING THE BARTMAN
#blue-background
#heaven
#hitler
#multiple-backgrounds
#red-background
#simpsons
#spigot-solo
9,140 3/27/2024 free
pants: LET US REMIND OURSELVES THAT WE ARE IN GOD'S PRESENCE
#god
#mountain-background
#no-title-card
#pants-solo
#religion
#sfw
#single-panel
9,141 3/28/2024 theme from bonequest
spigot: ARE YOU PUMPING YOUR PATHETIC PENIS FOR THESE GOLDEN BROWN CRINKLE CUT ORE-IDA FRENCH FRIES spigot: OKAY I SENSE AD PLACEMENT spigot: AM I READY TO SHOOT MY LOAD INTO WHAT KIND OF REVERSE MORTGAGE NOW spigot: PLEASE STAY ON TOPIC deuce: BUY GOLD
#advertising
#deuce-spigot
#fries
#off-topic
#product-placement
#semen
#woodring-stairs-background
9,142 3/29/2024 delete this
spigot: NONE OF YOU SEEM TO UNDERSTAND spigot: I'M NOT LOCKED IN HERE WITH YOU spigot: YOU'RE LOCKED UP IN HERE WITH ME AND STOUFFER'S FAMILY STYLE LASAGNA AVAILABLE IN YOUR GROCER'S FREEZER
#delete-this
#mars-background
#product-placement
#spigot-solo
#watchmen
9,143 3/30/2024 blessed be
spigot: I KNOW MY MIC IS ON FUCK YOU (TINKLE SOUNDS)
#fuck-you
#meeting
#no-title-card
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#tinkle
#videoconferencing
#woodring-stairs-background
#zoom
9,144 3/31/2024 murderous urges, also a little horny
deuce: ANY POST ON LINKEDIN CONSISTING OF SOMEONE HOLDING UP A WHITEBOARD/WHITE PLACARD WITH WRITING ON IT MAKES ME FEEL SORRY FOR THEM AND ALSO MAKES ME WANT TO MURDER THEM
#deuce-solo
#linkedin
#murder
#single-panel
#white-background
9,145 4/1/2024 top- quality tinkle
deuce: ONLY THE BEST PISS deuce: THE FINEST URINE deuce: THE MOST ELEGANT WEE
#deuce-solo
#piss
#somber-deuce
#superlatives
#tinkle
#urine
#wee
#yellow-background
9,146 4/2/2024 handjob runbook
spigot: DID OUR BUSINESS LICENSE EXPIRE OR CAN I STILL WALK AROUND WITH A TRAY OF BONEQUEST STICKERS LIKE A CIGARETTE GIRL pants: DO YOU EVEN FIT INTO YOUR COCKTAIL DRESS
#bonequest
#no-title-card
#pants-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
9,147 4/3/2024 the hell is a meter
effigy: ARE WE SO CONFIDENT IN OUR MEASUREMENTS THAT WE _KNOW_ DARK MATTER IS REAL? spigot: ARE YOU MEASURING FAIRLY OR STARTING AT THE BALLS
#balls
#brown-text
#cosmos
#dick-measuring
#effigy-spigot
#gunmetal-background
#single-panel
9,148 4/4/2024 bottoms up
spigot: DO U DARE ME TO SUCK MY OWN DICK spigot: I KINDA NEEDA YES/NO
#autofellatio
#dare
#ghetto-u
#no-title-card
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
#y-n
9,149 4/5/2024 sad and lazy
spigot: I'M SAD THAT I'M DRINKING MY LAST GUINNESS spigot: AND I'M SAD THAT I'M TOO LAZY TO GET MORE GUINNESS spigot: BUT HOW GRATEFUL AM I THAT DEUCE IS ON HIS WAY TO MY HOUSE IN A SELF-DRIVING CAR TO DELIVER MORE GUINNESS AND THEN HOPEFULLY LEAVE IMMEDIATELY pants: DEUCEDASH
#alcohol
#beer
#car
#deucedash
#doordash
#guinness
#neologisms
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#third-person
#woodring-field-background
9,150 4/6/2024 vote for me
pants: FORCE ME TO DRINK FROM THE URINAL deuce: FOLD, SPIN AND/OR MUTILATE ME pants: THE UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE TAKES A DIM VIEW OF YOUR COMMANDS
#blue-background
#bored-pants
#deuce-pants
#mutilation
#somber-deuce
#urinal
#urolagnia
#usps
#voting
9,151 4/7/2024 bunnyhole
effigy: TODAY AIN'T SATURDAY pants: SO IT'S SUNDAY THEN?? effigy: DUNNO. JUST WOKE UP BECAUSE MY RABBIT HOLE IS FULL OF WATER pants: YA GOTTA DIG AT AN ANGLE AT THE START effigy: SHIT
#effigy-pants
#eggshell-background
#hole-problems
#rabbit
9,152 4/8/2024 if indeed
spigot: DON'T BRING MORE FROZEN CORN DOGS INTO THE HOUSE UNTIL I'VE SAT ON THE EXISTING ONES pants: ARE YOU A COP pants: IF YOU ARE, YOU HAVE TO LICK MY DICK
#anal-insertion
#bored-pants
#cop
#corn-dog
#corndog-background
#coy-pants
#dick
#dicklicking
#fat
#mango-background
#no-title-card
#pants-spigot
9,153 4/9/2024 the biggest of all sirs
pants: BEAT ME OFF AT THE HENRY MILLER MEMORIAL LIBRARY
#beating-off
#brown-background
#henry-miller
#library
#no-title-card
#pants-solo
#single-panel
9,154 4/10/2024 you will never be president at this rate
spigot: TIME FOR MY 10AM PINT OF ICE CREAM FOLLOWED BY MY 10:30 PINT AND THEN I THINK I'M DUE FOR A PINT AT 11 effigy: TOTES BULK UP BRO spigot: CHRIST JESUS I'M LATE FOR MY 11:30 PINT effigy: FOCUS!
#christ-jesus
#effigy-spigot
#fatness
#gluttony
#ice-cream
#mountain-background
#no-title-card
9,155 4/11/2024 a totally different dick
pants: AND THEN A DIFFERENT DICK (A TOTALLY DIFFERENT DICK THAN THE ONE BEFORE)
#dicks
#grey-background
#pants-solo
#single-panel
9,156 4/12/2024 and then he died
deuce: HEY EVERYBODY WHAT'S UP
#death
#death-and-return-of-deuce
#deuce-solo
#modified-character
#mountain-background
#sfw
9,157 4/13/2024 thres hold
deuce: T PANTS THIS IS THE EPISODE WHERE TOM PARIS CROSSES WARP 10 AND TURNS INTO A SMALL AMPHIBIAN AND KIDNAPS JANEWAY, TURNS HER INTO AN AMPHIBIAN TOO, AND TRIES TO FLEE AND KNOCKS HER UP AND THEY HAVE BABIES pants: AH YES THE FROG RAPE EPISODE deuce: RIGHT, THE FROG RAPE EPISODE
#black-background
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#frog
#pregnancy
#rape
#science-fiction
#star-trek
#star-trek-voyager
9,158 4/14/2024 fart watch
:first: ANGRY BUT NOT FOR LONG YOU'LL SEE pants: FART CONDITIONS OVERNIGHT: BURSTY pants: UPGRADED TO SCATTERED deuce: LET US KNOW IF WE GET TO SPOTTY BECAUSE THEN IT'S A REAL MESS
#a-love-story
#accuweather
#angry-panel
#caption
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#farts
#forecast
#huffy-pants
#sleep
#squirt
#weather
#woodring-stairs-background
9,159 4/15/2024 countdown to burger
pants: CHANGES ARE IN THE WIND FOR FULL-SIZE LUXURY AUTOMOBILE OWNERS
#advertising
#cars
#gunmetal-background
#no-title-card
#ominous
#pants-solo
#sfw
#single-panel
9,160 4/16/2024 the ol' ass-end-first trick
spigot: ICED LEMON POUNDCAKES FROM STARBUCKS ARE BEST STRAIGHT FROM THE BAG BUT THEY NEED TO PUT THEM IN THE RIGHT WAY deuce: NAMELY, ASS-FIRST
#deuce-spigot
#food
#starbucks
#starbucks-background
9,161 4/17/2024 stolen valor
spigot: I SERVED AT FORT FART deuce: LET'S SEE YOUR DD214 spigot: IT'S UH spigot: HERE IT IS: :HAMBURGER:
#army
#camouflage-background
#cheeseburgers
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#emoji
#farts
#fatness
#military
#no-title-card
#somber-deuce
9,162 4/18/2024 human resources
spigot: WHEN WOMEN THREATEN TO CALL HR I SAY PUFNSTUF????????? AND THEY FORGET ABOUT THE GROPES CAUSE NOW THEY SOUND DUMB
#groping
#hr
#mountain-background
#no-title-card
#sid-and-marty-krofft
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
9,163 4/19/2024 any minute now
pants: PISSING 33% COMPLETE pants: PISSING 66% COMPLETE pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE deuce: SOME LEAKED
#bored-pants
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#math
#piss
#pissing
#yellow-background
9,164 4/20/2024 put baby in mimic mouth
pants: PUT BABY IN MIMIC MOUTH PUT BABY IN MIMIC MOUTH
#dungeons-and-dragons
#meme
#minecraft-background
#monster-manual
#mouth
#no-title-card
#pants-solo
#repetition
#sfw
#single-panel
9,165 4/21/2024 of all places
pants: SUCKING DICK IN THE TOMB OF JESUS
#christ-jesus
#dick
#dicksucking
#gay
#jesus
#no-title-card
#pants-solo
#religion
#single-panel
#urinal-background
9,166 4/22/2024 cookies, cakes and pies
pants: WHAT IF INSTEAD OF A 3 BODY PROBLEM IT WAS A 900 PENIS PROBLEM AND THEN INSTEAD OF 900 PENISES IT WAS A COOKIES, CAKES AND PIES PROBLEM AND WE HAD OUR OWN NETFLIX SHOW CALLED COOKIES, PIES AND CAKES AND IT WASN'T A PROBLEM AT ALL pants: COOKIES, CAKES AND PIES RENEWED FOR SECOND SEASON, CORBIN BERNSEN TO JOIN CAST AS REGULAR
#cake
#cookies
#coy-pants
#food
#gluttony
#la-law
#mountain-background
#netflix
#pants-solo
#penis
#pie
#television
9,167 4/23/2024 sids
deuce: SUDDEN INFANT DIARRHEA SYNDROME spigot: ASKING YOU POLITELY TO LOOK FOR WORMSIGN
#acronym
#baby
#custom-background
#deuce-spigot
#diarrhea
#dune
#no-title-card
#single-panel

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