No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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9,054 | 1/1/2024 | penis cage spigot: DO YOU THINK MICHAEL FARADAY EVER LOCKED HIS PENIS IN ONE OF HIS OWN CAGES
deuce: HIS PENIS WOULD THEN BE UNABLE TO SEND ELECTROMAGNETIC SIGNALS OUT
spigot: ARE WE TO BELIEVE THAT'S WHAT HE EJACULATES |
#deuce-spigot #ejaculation #gunmetal-background #penis #science |
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9,055 | 1/2/2024 | it says deceased spigot: PRESSING THE FLIPPER ZERO AGAINST MY PENIS |
#apricot-background #electronics #flipper #flipper-zero #hacking #no-title-card #penis #rfid #spigot-solo |
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9,056 | 1/3/2024 | listen what the man says pants: THE FATTEST, THE GAYEST
pants: THE FATTEST AND THE GAYEST
pants: WHAT I'M SAYING IS |
#fat #gay #gay-fatness #pants-solo #repetition #urinal-background |
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9,057 | 1/4/2024 | oh the places you'll go pants: SUCKING DICK ON MONSTER ISLAND
pants: SHORT TUGBOAT TRIP TO ISLE OF NABOOMBU FOR LUNCH (JUST LUNCH)
pants: SUCKING DICK ON KONG ISLAND
pants: JUST AN 18 HOUR PLANE RIDE TO THE ISLAND OF DOCTOR MOREAU TO SUCK SOME APE-MAN DICK
pants: NOW I'M SUCKING DICK AT CLUB PENGUIN |
#coy-pants #dicksucking #dr-seuss #islands #pants-solo #science-fiction #weird-pants-face #yellow-background |
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9,058 | 1/5/2024 | desert planet deuce: WHAT'S CHRISTOPHER WALKEN DOING ON ARRAKIS (DESERT PLANET) |
#celebrity #corndog-background #deuce-solo #dune #movies #no-title-card #science-fiction #sfw |
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9,059 | 1/6/2024 | ain't hurting nobody nohow spigot: BEATING OFF DOESN'T HURT ANYONE AND IT'S GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT |
#environmentalism #masturbation #mountain-background #no-title-card #spigot-solo |
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9,060 | 1/7/2024 | balls of one's own spigot: DOING NEWTON'S CRADLE WITH MY OWN BALLS
deuce: YOUR TESTICLES HAVE AN IMPRESSIVE COEFFICIENT OF RESTITUTION |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #kinematics #nuts-of-spigot #physics #science #starbucks-background |
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9,061 | 1/8/2024 | cow pants: KNOCK KNOCK
deuce: WHO'S THERE
pants: INTERRUPTING COW
deuce: INTERRUP
pants: MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
deuce: KNOCK KNOCK
pants: WHO'S THERE
deuce: EXTREMELY POLITE COW
pants: EXTREMELY POLITE COW WHO
deuce: MOO |
#bored-pants #concerned-deuce #cows #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #knock-knock #mountain-background #sfw #somber-deuce #weird-coy-face #wholesome |
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9,062 | 1/9/2024 | that happened pants: STEPHEN FRY IS ACTIVELY BATTLING PROSTATE CANCER
deuce: WITH WHAT A BROOMSTICK |
#broom #cancer #celebrity #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #lavender-background #no-title-card #sfw #single-panel #stephen-fry |
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9,063 | 1/10/2024 | which one already spigot: WHICH SOPRANOS CHARACTER ON SESAME STREET ARE YOU ???
:beep: BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BOOP CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK
spigot: YOU ARE BADA BERT |
#echinaceamagnus-background #sesame-street #sfw #sfx #spigot-solo #the-sopranos |
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9,064 | 1/11/2024 | sms pants: SYMANTEC SHOULD HAVE NEVER HALTED ITS DISCOUNT PROGRAM WITH THE NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION
pants: THAT REALLY ACTIVATED MY ALMONDS
pants: PLEASE STAND BY WHILE I RECEIVE AN URGENT NOTIFICATION FROM THE SHORT MESSAGING SERVICE BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BOOP
:text: IF YOU'RE STUCK IN A TOILET
pants: ASLK;DJF |
#funloving-nonsense #gun #nra #pants-solo #sfw #sms #symantec #telephony #toilet #woodring-den-background #y-n |
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9,065 | 1/12/2024 | twelve steps spigot: GOD
spigot: GRANT ME THE SERENITY
spigot: TO LICK THE DICKS I HAVEN'T LICKED
spigot: THE COURAGE
spigot: TO LICK THE DICKS I CAN
spigot: AND THE WISDOM
spigot: TO LICK TWO OR THREE MORE DICKS BEFORE BEDTIME
spigot: WELL MY NAME IS SPIGOT AND I'M A BIG DUMB DICKLICKER
spigot: I'VE BEEN LICKING DICK SINCE OH I DON'T KNOW
spigot: THE START OF THIS MEETING
spigot: AND I DEFINITELY COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT THE PROGRAM |
#alcoholics-anonymous #alcoholism #dicklicking #overlong #serenity-prayer #single-pose #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background |
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9,066 | 1/13/2024 | inside man spigot: WHY ARE HOT DOGS EIGHT TO A PACK WHEN MY ASS FITS TEN
spigot: THEY SHOULD MAKE A BLACK VERSION OF DO THE RIGHT THING AND CALL IT DO THE RIGHT THANG
spigot: I WILL TOO BRING A NAIL GUN TO THE MACY'S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE |
#anal-insertion #ass #bored-pants #deuce-dick-ozone-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #hot-dogs #mousehole #movies #multiple-backgrounds #parade #physical-comedy #spike-lee #thanksgiving |
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9,067 | 1/14/2024 | my babbit is died pants: I WILL BE THE ASHLEY BABBIT OF OXYCONTIN
deuce: DO I GET TO SHOOT YOU IN THE NECK
pants: ONE FLOPPY TIT FALLS OUT |
#ashli-babbitt #current-events #deuce-pants #drugs #drunk-deuce #gun #january-sixth #mountain-background #oxycontin #tits #typo #violence #vomit |
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9,068 | 1/15/2024 | you know what you must do spigot: SHOULD I HANG MYSELF IN THE DATA CENTER
pants: THAT'S NOT WHAT THE DATA CENTER IS FOR |
#cocksucking #coy-pants #datacenter #datacenter-background #innuendo #no-title-card #pants-spigot #suicide |
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9,069 | 1/16/2024 | sucking off the special investigators pants: ACTUALLY **HER** NAME IS JACQUELINE REACHER NOW |
#based #huffy-pants #jack-reacher #no-title-card #single-panel #television #trans #urinal-background |
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9,070 | 1/17/2024 | new shoes spigot: CHECK OUT MY NEW KICKS!!!
pants: THAT MEANS SHOES
pants: ARE THOSE
spigot: APPLE-CINNAMON BEAR CLAWS FROM HAPPY DONUTS |
#disappointed-pants #donut #fed-up-pants #modified-character #mountain-background #pants-spigot #sfw |
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9,071 | 1/18/2024 | three sensibly portioned penises deuce: IF I COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PENIS IT WOULD BE A SEVERED PENIS
spigot: IN THAT CASE YOU COULD HAVE TWO OR THREE
pants: T SPIGOT HE'S TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT
spigot: THREE SENSIBLY PORTIONED PENISES 5 HOURS APART THROUGHOUT THE DAY AND THEN NO PENISES AFTER 6PM |
#bored-pants #concerned-deuce #coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #diet #fat #genital-mutilation #gunmetal-background #modified-character #penis #physical-comedy |
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9,072 | 1/19/2024 | a gentleman caller spigot: HELLO
pants: TAKING MOMMY'S STRAP IN YOUR FAT, GAY ASSHOLE
spigot: WHO'S CALLING PLEASE
pants: TAKING MOMMY'S STRAP IN YOUR FAT, GAY ASSHOLE
spigot: I'M HANGING UP NOW |
#anal #black-background #caption #gay-fatness #huffy-pants #multiple-backgrounds #pants-spigot #pegging #porn #prank-call #starbucks-background #telephony |
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9,073 | 1/20/2024 | happy new year spigot: SPENDING 2024 ON THE TOILET |
#constipation #mousehole #new-year #no-title-card #sfw #spigot-solo #toilet #woodring-room-background |
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9,074 | 1/21/2024 | mcnugget buddies spigot: ARE WE AS A GROUP CLOSE TO COLLECTING ALL 6 MCNUGGET BUDDIES
spigot: ASSUMING WE'RE ALL AWARE THEY CAN MIX AND MATCH CLOTHES, ACCESSORIES, HATS
spigot: PLEASE TAKE A HANDOUT |
#bored-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #mcdonalds #mcdonalds-background #no-title-card #sfw #wholesome |
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9,075 | 1/22/2024 | nobody's lovin' it spigot: T PANTS DIDN'T SEE YOU AT THE MCNUGGET BUDDIES SCRUM
deuce: HE WAS BANNED FROM THOSE IN 2021 FOR REASONS THEY ARE NOT LEGALLY ALLOWED TO DISCLOSE
pants: I PUT THEM IN MY BOTTOM |
#agile #anal-insertion #deuce-pants-spigot #mcdonalds #red-background #yellow-background |
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9,076 | 1/23/2024 | nuts to that pants: ERSTWHILE
deuce: HERETOFORE
pants: GASSY
deuce: EBULLIENT
spigot: HOMPH HOMPH HOW MANY FRIES AM I HOLDING UP |
#deuce-pants-spigot #farts #fries #gassy #huffy-pants #red-background #yellow-background |
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9,077 | 1/24/2024 | operation dinner out pants: OPERATION DINNER OUT IS A GO
deuce: COPY THAT, FATTY ACTUAL |
#deuce-pants #fatness #minecraft-background #sfw |
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9,078 | 1/25/2024 | words spigot: CHAD FAMILY ANNIHILATOR
pants: VIRGIN WEEKEND DAD |
#divorce #memes #mountain-background #no-title-card #pants-spigot #single-panel |
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9,079 | 1/26/2024 | hey hey / ho ho / non-gmo balls have got to go deuce: MY BALLS ARE NON-GMO
deuce: (LEANS CLOSER TO MIC) I SAID MY BALLS ARE NON-GMO |
#balls #deuce-solo #deuces-balls #gmo #no-title-card #nuts-of-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,080 | 1/27/2024 | burner spigot: I USE A BURNER HAM RADIO SO NOBODY FINDS OUT I HELP ELDERLY OPERATORS UP THE STAIRS TO PANCAKE BREAKFASTS AT THE OAKS SHOPPING CENTER |
#bay-area #breakfast #ham-radio #mountain-background #no-title-card #pancakes #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #wholesome |
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9,081 | 1/28/2024 | doctors hate this one trick spigot: SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PENIS IF YOU LIVE IN THESE THREE ZIPCODES |
#clickbait #no-title-card #penis #single-panel #spigot-solo #urinal-background #zipcode |
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9,082 | 1/29/2024 | america / america spigot: I HAVE THE SQUIRTS AND STILL NO GARLIC BREAD |
#diarrhea #garlic-bread #no-title-card #olive-garden #single-panel #spigot-solo #starbucks-background |
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9,083 | 1/30/2024 | beep boop boop spigot: I PUT SCALLOPED POTATOES IN THE DISK DRIVE |
#food #mountain-background #no-title-card #potato #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #tech-support |
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9,084 | 1/31/2024 | keepin' clean deuce: I'M KEEPIN' CLEAN IN THE ANTHROPOCENE |
#anthropocene #deuce-solo #hygiene #no-title-card #primrose-background #red-background #rhyming #sfw #single-panel #wholesome |
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9,085 | 2/1/2024 | new year's resolutions spigot: IF YOU WERE SERIOUS ABOUT LOSING WEIGHT YOU'D KEEP SUCKING |
#diet #high-res #mountain-background #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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9,086 | 2/2/2024 | old deuce: WELL I SURE SLEPT LIKE SHIT
dick: AND I DIDN'T POOP VERY WELL
pants: WHAT
deuce: RIOTING
dick: NO TOO TIRED, HAVE TO NAP
deuce: JEALOUS
pants: WHAT
pants: HOLD ON MY HEARING AID IS OFF
pants: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
pants: MAYBE JUST WRITE DOWN YOUR REQUEST AND BURY IT IN THE FOREST |
#aging #deafness #deuce-dick-pants #mountain-background #naps #no-title-card #poop #sleep |
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9,087 | 2/3/2024 | the great replacement theory pants: THE GREAT REPLACEMENT THEORY IS WHERE OVER TIME THE EMPTY SPACE IN YOUR MOUTH BECOMES OCCUPIED BY MY COCK |
#cock #conspiracy #mouth #no-title-card #psychosis-background #single-panel #swamp-background |
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9,088 | 2/4/2024 | physical, digital spigot: DID YOU ALL GET MY DICKLICKING LOYALTY VOUCHERS |
#bored-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #dicklicking #grey-background #marketing #no-title-card #single-panel |
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9,089 | 2/5/2024 | gardening livestream pants: I NOTICE NONE OF YOU EVEN BOTHERED TO TUNE INTO MY GARDENING LIVESTREAM
pants: I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOTHER
pants: BOTH OF YOU MISSED OUT ON THE PLANTING OF THE ORANGE HAT TOMATO PLANT
spigot: OH THAT WAS TODAY
deuce: I WAS BUSY WASHING MY HAIR
spigot: NO I WAS THERE JUST IN THE BACK |
#bored-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #echinaceamagnus-background #excuses #friendship #gardening #huffy-pants #hygiene #lies #livestream #modified-character #sfw #somber-deuce #tomato #twitch |
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9,090 | 2/6/2024 | gardening pants: T SPIGOT IS IT TOO EARLY TO PLANT MY BULBS
spigot: YOU MEAN LIKE ON MY FACE |
#gardening #mountain-background #no-title-card #pants-spigot #single-panel |
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9,091 | 2/7/2024 | excuse me spigot: EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME BEHIND YOU HOT LASAGNA HERE |
#burns #food #lasagna #no-title-card #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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9,092 | 2/8/2024 | sweat pants pants: IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MORNING WHERE I START TO THINK ABOUT SWITCHING FROM A BATHROBE TO SWEATS |
#bathrobe-of-pants #fashion #gunmetal-background #no-title-card #pants-solo #sfw #single-panel |
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9,093 | 2/9/2024 | how we do it pants: WHY DOESN'T BONEQUEST HAVE A PODCAST OR A PONZI SCHEME
spigot: THIS / IS HOW / WE DO / IT / FREEZES TO DEATH IN A TENT |
#boy-scouts #montell-jordan #no-title-card #pants-spigot #podcast #scam #sfw #singing #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,094 | 2/10/2024 | fruit fly spigot: WHAT'S THE POINT OF WHIPPING OUT MY HAND WITH LIGHTNING FAST CAT-LIKE REFLEXES TO GRAB AND SQUEEZE A FRUITFLY IF WHEN I OPEN MY HAND IT FLAPS OUT UNHARMED INTO MY FAT STUPID FACE |
#existential #fat-face #flap #no-title-card #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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9,095 | 2/11/2024 | double shifts pants: DOUBLE SHIFTS AT THE DICKLICKING FACTORY
pants: JUST SO I CAN WORK WEEKENDS AT THE CRINGE PLANT |
#cringe #dicklicking #pants-solo #woodring-room-background #work |
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9,096 | 2/12/2024 | way past pants: WAY WAY WAY WAY PAST BI-CURIOUS AND RIGHT ON DOWN THE ROAD TO HANGING AROUND THE OLD BARN |
#bi-curious #bisexual #no-title-card #pants-solo #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,097 | 2/13/2024 | twice in succession spigot: ROUGHLY TEN MILLION CALORIES PER DAY
spigot: HE SUCKS THE SAME DICK TWICE IN SUCCESSION YET PRODUCES TWO CLEARLY DIFFERENT TONES
deuce: THE VERY DEFINITION OF INSANITY |
#apricot-background #deuce-spigot #dick #dicksucking #fat #insanity #simpsons |
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9,098 | 2/14/2024 | barely used spigot: A MURDER AT THE END OF MY PATIENCE
pants: FOUND: PLUMPERS PASS, ON SIDE OF ROAD, LEFT WITH LOCAL PD
spigot: DO WE KNOW HOW MANY PLUMPER POINTS ARE ON IT |
#eggshell-background #murder #pants-spigot #plumper-pass #plumpers |
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9,099 | 2/15/2024 | twink endgame spigot: DO I REALLY WANT TO DEFEND MYSELF USING THE WORD TWINK
pants: YOUR TWINK DAYS ENDED IN 1995
pants: I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO TWINKS AFTER THEY GRADUATE
pants: I GUESS THEY GET PHDS |
#blue-background #college #gay-theory #pants-spigot #sfw #spats-colored-background #twink-death |
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9,100 | 2/16/2024 | lviii pants: IT'S SUPERBOWL SUNDAY !!!
deuce: I'M AWARE
spigot: ARE YOU FOLKS WATCHING THE YOUNG SHELDON MARATHON ON PARAMOUNT PLUS
effigy: FUCK KANSAS CITY
pants: WHERE'S JIMMY G
pants: FUCK KANSAS CITY
deuce: IS THAT A REAL PLACE
spigot: HOLY SHIT YOUNG SHELDON JUST ORDERED A SECOND DESSERT
effigy: THEY'RE NOT BOOING THEY'RE SHOUTING JUSZCZYK
pants: WHERE'S TAYLOR
spigot: THEY JUST FOUND YOUNG SHELDON'S BODY |
#49ers #blue-background #corpse #football #juszczyk #kansas-city #multiple-backgrounds #orange-background #red-background #superbowl #taylor-swift #television #young-sheldon |
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9,101 | 2/17/2024 | alert spigot: IF YOUR PENIS IS CIRCUMCISED WE RESPECTFULLY ASK THAT YOU USE THE :BANANA: EMOJI |
#circumcision #emoji #mauve-background #no-title-card #penis #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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9,102 | 2/18/2024 | what the hell is a spigot: HOW COME WHEN I SUCK DICK IT SOUNDS LIKE A DOT MATRIX PRINTER |
#beatboxing #dicksucking #no-title-card #printer #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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9,103 | 2/19/2024 | hot pants: MY STARBUCKS LID BROKE
deuce: STRETCH YOUR BALL SACK AROUND THE TOP AND SECURE IT WITH A RUBBER BAND
pants: CAN I STILL BIKE TO WORK
pants: OKAY YOU'RE GONE
pants: HOT
pants: HOT
pants: HOT
pants: HOT
pants: HOT
pants: HOT
pants: NOW I NEED ICED COFFEE |
#balls #bicycle #coffee #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fed-up-pants #genital-mutilation #hot #huffy-pants #modified-character #mountain-background #no-title-card #nuts-of-pants #rubber-band #starbucks #work |
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9,104 | 2/20/2024 | short bussin' spigot: I'M THE **COOL** MATH TEACHER WHO DROPS THE REQUIRED TEXTBOOK IN THE TRASH CAN AND PULLS OUT HIS PENIS INSTEAD
deuce: YOUR PENIS HAS MEASURE ZERO
spigot: DELETE THIS |
#delete-this #deuce-spigot #insult #math #mountain-background #penis #school |
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9,105 | 2/21/2024 | w-wait spigot: EXCITED FOR MORE TRUE DETECTIVE: SNOOZE COUNTRY FEATURING MUSIC BY DOG SHIT
pants: W-WAIT WHERE'S TONY AND SIL AND CHRISTOPHER
deuce: A-A-AND CARMELLA??? |
#deuce-pants-spigot #dogshit #huffy-pants #mountain-background #television #the-sopranos #true-detective |
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9,106 | 2/22/2024 | thru & true spigot: CALLING THE FCC AND MY LOCAL CBS AFFILIATE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT ARCHIE BUNKER FLUSHING THE TOILET 53 YEARS AGO
spigot: ACTUALLY
spigot: I CAN'T DECIDE IF THAT'S ABOVE MY PAY GRADE OR BELOW MY GAY PARADE |
#minecraft-background #sfw #spigot-solo #television |
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9,107 | 2/23/2024 | not funny spigot: I'M JUST NOT SURE I'D TRUST A RAPE TEST KIT FROM TEMU |
#china #e-commerce #potomac-background #rapekit #spigot-solo #temu |
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9,108 | 2/24/2024 | what that word means deuce: ADULTERATE ME
deuce: WAIT, DON'T DO THAT
deuce: I JUST LOOKED UP WHAT THAT WORD MEANS
deuce: I THOUGHT IT MEANT SOMETHING ELSE
deuce: SOMETHING BETTER
pants: MMM LET ME TRY |
#adulterate-me #definitions #deuce-pants #low-res #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,109 | 2/25/2024 | be a good catholic for 15 fucking minutes spigot: T DEUCE I SAW YOUR POST ON REDDIT RE: HOW TOM BYRON'S CUMBACK PUSSY IS MORE LIKE TOM BYRON'S SENDBACK PUSSY
deuce: FABRICATIONS
deuce: SHENANIGANS
deuce: SLANDER
spigot: IF YOU LIKE LADIES, YOU'LL LOVE WHEN I LADIES NUTS ON YOUR FAT STUPID FACE
pants: WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL SMOKES MARIJUANA AT HIS OWN CONFIRMATION |
#christianity #confirmation #deuce-pants-spigot #eggshell-background #marijuana #no-title-card #nuts-of-spigot #porn #seven-sacraments #somber-deuce #spigot-shrug #the-sopranos #tom-byron |
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9,110 | 2/26/2024 | don't you know i'm in love spigot: GETTING IN MY 10,000 DICKS EACH DAY
spigot: 🎶 UP / TOWN / FRUITS
spigot: I'LL MAKE A MESS OF ALL YOUR BUSINESS / SUITS 🎵
spigot: 🎶 I'M DROPPIN' LOOTS |
#billy-joel #custom-background #dicks #exercise #no-title-card #psychosis-background #red-background #singing #spigot-solo |
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9,111 | 2/27/2024 | mice tumbling around the field deuce: CHOKE ME OUT
pants: I'M TRYING BUT
pants: EXHAUSTED FROM ALL THE POKING (BUT I COULD CHOKE A LITTLE MORE, I DUNNO)
deuce: ARE YOU DEAD YET
pants: I'M A MOUSE TUMBLING AROUND THE FIELD |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #no-title-card #physical-comedy #poking-and-choking #woodring-field-background |
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9,112 | 2/28/2024 | plans change sometimes pants: BARF ON MY WEIRD LITTLE BONER
pants: DON'T MAKE ME BEG
pants: ACTUALLY, NEVER THE MIND I MANAGED TO WORK SOMETHING OUT |
#barf #boner #coy-pants #pants-solo #psychosis-background #roman-shower #swamp-background #vomit |
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9,113 | 2/29/2024 | you know what to do pants: AVENGE NEX |
#current-events #mountain-background #no-title-card #pants-solo |
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9,114 | 3/1/2024 | the share wife zone pants: ALSO AVENGE JANE MOON AND FUCK DREWTOOTHPASTE
pants: WHAT IS IT WITH THE STRAIGHTS LATELY
pants: DON'T THEY HAVE ENOUGH TO DO |
#current-events #mountain-background #pants-solo #straight |
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9,115 | 3/2/2024 | cold rock a deuce effigy: RAPPER MC LYTE FILES FOR DIVORCE AFTER 3 YEARS OF MARRIAGE
deuce: MY TIME TO SHINE
deuce: AND SHE MET HER LAST HUSBAND ON MATCH.COM
deuce: I KNOW WHAT TO DO
deuce: I GOT THIS
deuce: CLICKS GRINDR |
#celebrity #dating #deuce-effigy #deuce-likes-black-chicks #divorce #gay #grindr #gunmetal-background #no-title-card #rap #somber-deuce #waiting-for-cyberpunk |
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9,116 | 3/3/2024 | her and her friend spigot: THERE'S A WOMAN IN THE LOBBY WHO SAYS YOU OWE HER AND HER FRIEND $600 EACH
pants: CAN I DOUBLE DOWN
spigot: (WHISPERING) ONE OF THEM LOOKS LIKE A SIR
pants: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA
spigot: S-SOMEONE MIGHT BE SLIPPIN' JIMMYING YOU
pants: OKAY SO
pants: THEY MAY HAVE A BUSINESS CASE ABOUT WHY I OWE THEM A PAYMENT |
#based #better-call-saul #better-call-spigot #blackmail #bored-pants #business #comprehensively-tagged #coy-pants #disappointed-pants #gay #how-i-met-your-mother-tier-humor #huffy-pants #law #legal #mildly-angry-pants #prostitutes #slippin-jimmy #transgender #whispering #woodring-room-background |
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9,117 | 3/4/2024 | deny deny deny deuce: T PANTS REMEMBER WHEN RIKER WANTED TO FUCK A HOLOGRAM BUT JUST ENDED UP FUCKING ME MORE IN THE ASS
pants: T DEUCE I DO NOT REMEMBER |
#anal #deuce-pants #future-imperfect #gay #holodeck #mars-background #minuet #no-title-card #single-panel #star-trek |
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9,118 | 3/5/2024 | back to mine deuce: ADULTERATE ME (NOT THIS AGAIN)
pants: NO NO GO AHEAD
pants: LOOSENING SWEATS |
#adulterate-me #deuce-pants #gunmetal-background #promising #sweatpants |
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9,119 | 3/6/2024 | tomorrow's modern penises spigot: DO WE ALL AGREE THAT IT'S PROBABLY BEDTIME
pants: GATHER ROUND AND WATCH ME BEAT OFF
spigot: I HAD DIAREAR LAST MONTH
pants: GET OFFA ME
spigot: GETTING A JUMP ON TOMORROW'S PENISES |
#beat-off #beating-off #bed #diarrhea #exhibitionism #get-offa-me #mountain-background #pants-spigot #penis #typo #weird-pants-face |
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9,120 | 3/7/2024 | allow cookies spigot: CLICK HERE TO OPT OUT OF CHOPPING YOUR DICK OFF
spigot: GUESS I SHOULDA READ THAT |
#click-here #eula #genital-mutilation #no-title-card #ominous #spigot-solo #trans #woodring-field-background |
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9,121 | 3/8/2024 | the birthday boy or girl pants: T SPIGOT YOUR BIRTHDAY'S COMING UP AND
spigot: I DON'T CARE FOR ANYTHING REPRESENTED IN REAL LIFE OR IN CYBER-SPACE |
#birthday #cyberspace #high-res #mountain-background #no-title-card #old #sfw |
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9,122 | 3/9/2024 | work the refs pants: PUT ME IN THE CORNER
pants: THEN DING THE BELL AND I'LL COME OUT FIGHTING
deuce: BUT YOU'LL NEVER LEARN YOUR LESSON
pants: YOU STICK TO WORKING THE REFS AND I'LL SLOWLY LEVEL UP MY BRAIN DAMAGE
deuce: YOU DON'T DING A BELL YOU RING THE BELL BUT THE BELL DOES IN FACT GO DING
pants: CAN'T YOU GO ANY FASTER
deuce: DING
pants: AHLGALGHALG HLUAHGLUAHGLUAH LUGHLAGHNLAG |
#bell #boxing #deuce-pants #gunmetal-background #huffy-pants #sfw |
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9,123 | 3/10/2024 | first panel angry pants: I APPEAR TO HAVE TORN MY STOCKINGS
deuce: I CHIPPED A NAIL, NOW I CAN'T GO TO THE PROM
pants: BUT WE CAN GO TO THE MALL TOGETHER!!!!!! HUNTING FOR BOYS AND SBARRO |
#angry-panel #bored-pants #boys #drunk-deuce #fat #friendship #girls #huffy-pants #mall #mountain-background #pizza #prom #sbarro |
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9,124 | 3/11/2024 | express lane pants: THE EXPRESS LANE TO MY BALLS:
pants: TAKE IT
pants: IGUANAS SNAKES RACCOONS POSSUMS BEES DUCKS
pants: ONE OF THOSE DOESN'T BELONG IN THAT LIST |
#animals #balls #bee #bees #coy-pants #duck #no-title-card #nuts-of-pants #pants-solo #snake #still-hurts #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,125 | 3/12/2024 | around the world spigot: CANCER STICKS
pants: NANCY BOOTS
deuce: TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT |
#cancer #cigarette #custom-background #fixation #green-background #huffy-pants #sfw #taylor-swift |
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9,126 | 3/13/2024 | retirement party spigot: ALL I KNOW IS ONCE I RETIRE I'LL HAVE TO GROW MY OWN CORN DOGS |
#corndog-background #corndogs #gmo #no-title-card #retirement #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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9,127 | 3/14/2024 | missed deuce: GUYS WE MISSED ADA LOVELACE DAY |
#ada-lovelace #childhood-memories #deuce-pants-spigot #holiday #programming #sfw #static-background #wholesome |
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9,128 | 3/15/2024 | not once spigot: YOU KNOW I JUST REALIZED I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR THREE HOURS AND NOT ONCE HAVE I ASKED _HOW_ MY WIFE AND CHILDREN WERE MURDERED
spigot: YES I WOULD LIKE MORE WATER |
#colored-text #murder #no-title-card #spigot-solo #wife #woodring-room-background |
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9,129 | 3/16/2024 | brave fighters pants: THIS UNLICKED DICK IS DEDICATED TO THE BRAVE MUJAHIDEEN FIGHTERS OF AFGHANISTAN
pants: HALGUHALUGHUALGHLHULAGAG
pants: GHLAUHGLAHLAUGHAG
pants: BGAULGHBLAHGLHAGLAG |
#afghanistan #dicklicking #dicklicking-noises #mountain-background #no-title-card #pants-solo #rambo #unlicked-dicks |
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9,130 | 3/17/2024 | uncertain times spigot: MY PENIS IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY HELLO FRESH
effigy: I AM STILL SPONSORED BY SQUARESPACE |
#advertising #effigy-spigot #hello-fresh #no-title-card #orange-background #penis-of-spigot #podcast #single-panel #sponsorship #squarespace |
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9,131 | 3/18/2024 | as you so delicately put it pants: I WOULD LIKE TO "CHOKE THAT SHIT ON DOWN" AS YOU PUT IT
pants: FORCE ME TO PLAY IT LIKE A FLUTE |
#choking #coy-pants #fellatio #flute #gay #music #no-title-card #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,132 | 3/19/2024 | here's the thing spigot: BUT HERE'S THE THING, FOLKS: CHANDLER HALDERSON NEVER HAD PENIS REDUCTION SURGERY
spigot: HE NEVER WENT TO THE MOON
spigot: HE NEVER BUILT A TIME MACHINE AND CLONED ADOLF HITLER
spigot: THOSE WERE ALL LIES |
#hitler #lies #moon #murderer #no-title-card #penis #spigot-solo #time-travel #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,133 | 3/20/2024 | falling over pants: TRYING TO SCRATCH MY EAR WITH MY BACK FOOT, FALLING OVER
deuce: [STAR TREK RED ALERT SOUND] |
#deuce-pants #dog #physical-comedy #sfw #sfx #star-trek #urinal-background #wholesome |
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9,134 | 3/21/2024 | tips go here pants: IS IT TOO LATE FOR FILM SCHOOL I HAVE THIS IDEA FOR A SCRIPT WHERE (YOU HAVE STOPPED LISTENING TO ME)
pants: SHOULD I GIVE INTO DESPAIR OR JUST SIMPLY BEAT OFF WHILE ADDRESSING THE AUDIENCE ON CAMERA
pants: AHEM DID YOU EVEN NOTICE THE TIP JAR
pants: TAP TAP TAP |
#beating-off #coy-pants #education #film #gratuity #hollywood #iris-was-here #no-title-card #pants-solo #trigger-warning #woodring-field-background |
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9,135 | 3/22/2024 | lo-fi spigot: LICK MY DICK TO THESE LO-FI BEATS |
#dick #dicklicking #lofi-background #lofi-beatnik #music #no-title-card #penis-of-spigot #spigot-solo #vaporwave #youtube |
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9,136 | 3/23/2024 | let god sort them out spigot: :HELICOPTER:
spigot: :BOOM:
spigot: :MILITARY_HELMET:
spigot: WHEN I DIE, BURY ME UPSIDE DOWN SO THE WORLD CAN FUCK ME MORE IN THE ASS |
#anal #burial #death #emoji #green-background #necrophilia #never-forget #no-title-card #olive-drab-background #spigot-solo #war |
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9,137 | 3/24/2024 | shouting pants: THIS COMMITTEE OWES AN APOLOGY TO MICHAEL CORLEONE |
#no-title-card #orange-background #pants-solo #sfw #single-panel #the-godfather |
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9,138 | 3/25/2024 | it's not about the money deuce: I THINK YOU HAVE A PURDY MOUTH
spigot: DELETE THIS
deuce: SHUT |
#batman #delete-this #deliverance #deuce-spigot #mountain-background #shut |
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9,139 | 3/26/2024 | world's greatest spigot: I HAVE THE WORLD'S GREATEST DRAFTS FOLDER I'M JUST OPENING IT UP TO PAID SUBSCRIBERS
spigot: FLOATING UP TO HEAVEN TO BE WITH HITLER
spigot: THEORETICALLY COULD A PERSON GET CANCELLED IF THERE WERE A VIDEO OF HIM (OR HER) DOING THE BARTMAN |
#blue-background #heaven #hitler #multiple-backgrounds #red-background #simpsons #spigot-solo |
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9,140 | 3/27/2024 | free pants: LET US REMIND OURSELVES THAT WE ARE IN GOD'S PRESENCE |
#four-cubits #god #mountain-background #no-title-card #pants-solo #religion #sfw #single-panel |
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9,141 | 3/28/2024 | theme from bonequest spigot: ARE YOU PUMPING YOUR PATHETIC PENIS FOR THESE GOLDEN BROWN CRINKLE CUT ORE-IDA FRENCH FRIES
spigot: OKAY I SENSE AD PLACEMENT
spigot: AM I READY TO SHOOT MY LOAD INTO WHAT KIND OF REVERSE MORTGAGE NOW
spigot: PLEASE STAY ON TOPIC
deuce: BUY GOLD |
#advertising #deuce-spigot #fries #off-topic #product-placement #semen #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,142 | 3/29/2024 | delete this spigot: NONE OF YOU SEEM TO UNDERSTAND
spigot: I'M NOT LOCKED IN HERE WITH YOU
spigot: YOU'RE LOCKED UP IN HERE WITH ME AND STOUFFER'S FAMILY STYLE LASAGNA AVAILABLE IN YOUR GROCER'S FREEZER |
#delete-this #mars-background #product-placement #spigot-solo #watchmen |
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9,143 | 3/30/2024 | blessed be spigot: I KNOW MY MIC IS ON FUCK YOU (TINKLE SOUNDS) |
#fuck-you #meeting #no-title-card #single-panel #spigot-solo #tinkle #videoconferencing #woodring-stairs-background #zoom |
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9,144 | 3/31/2024 | murderous urges, also a little horny deuce: ANY POST ON LINKEDIN CONSISTING OF SOMEONE HOLDING UP A WHITEBOARD/WHITE PLACARD WITH WRITING ON IT MAKES ME FEEL SORRY FOR THEM AND ALSO MAKES ME WANT TO MURDER THEM |
#deuce-solo #murder #single-panel #white-background |
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9,145 | 4/1/2024 | top- quality tinkle deuce: ONLY THE BEST PISS
deuce: THE FINEST URINE
deuce: THE MOST ELEGANT WEE |
#deuce-solo #piss #somber-deuce #superlatives #tinkle #urine #wee #yellow-background |
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9,146 | 4/2/2024 | handjob runbook spigot: DID OUR BUSINESS LICENSE EXPIRE OR CAN I STILL WALK AROUND WITH A TRAY OF BONEQUEST STICKERS LIKE A CIGARETTE GIRL
pants: DO YOU EVEN FIT INTO YOUR COCKTAIL DRESS |
#bonequest #coco-chanel #no-title-card #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,147 | 4/3/2024 | the hell is a meter effigy: ARE WE SO CONFIDENT IN OUR MEASUREMENTS THAT WE _KNOW_ DARK MATTER IS REAL?
spigot: ARE YOU MEASURING FAIRLY OR STARTING AT THE BALLS |
#balls #brown-text #cosmos #dick-measuring #effigy-spigot #gunmetal-background #single-panel |
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9,148 | 4/4/2024 | bottoms up spigot: DO U DARE ME TO SUCK MY OWN DICK
spigot: I KINDA NEEDA YES/NO |
#autofellatio #black-white #dare #ghetto-u #no-title-card #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background #y-n |
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9,149 | 4/5/2024 | sad and lazy spigot: I'M SAD THAT I'M DRINKING MY LAST GUINNESS
spigot: AND I'M SAD THAT I'M TOO LAZY TO GET MORE GUINNESS
spigot: BUT HOW GRATEFUL AM I THAT DEUCE IS ON HIS WAY TO MY HOUSE IN A SELF-DRIVING CAR TO DELIVER MORE GUINNESS AND THEN HOPEFULLY LEAVE IMMEDIATELY
pants: DEUCEDASH |
#alcohol #beer #car #deucedash #doordash #guinness #neologisms #pants-spigot #sfw #third-person #woodring-field-background |
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9,150 | 4/6/2024 | vote for me pants: FORCE ME TO DRINK FROM THE URINAL
deuce: FOLD, SPIN AND/OR MUTILATE ME
pants: THE UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE TAKES A DIM VIEW OF YOUR COMMANDS |
#blue-background #bored-pants #deuce-pants #mutilation #somber-deuce #urinal #urolagnia #usps #voting |
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9,151 | 4/7/2024 | bunnyhole effigy: TODAY AIN'T SATURDAY
pants: SO IT'S SUNDAY THEN??
effigy: DUNNO. JUST WOKE UP BECAUSE MY RABBIT HOLE IS FULL OF WATER
pants: YA GOTTA DIG AT AN ANGLE AT THE START
effigy: SHIT |
#effigy-pants #eggshell-background #hole-problems #rabbit |
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9,152 | 4/8/2024 | if indeed spigot: DON'T BRING MORE FROZEN CORN DOGS INTO THE HOUSE UNTIL I'VE SAT ON THE EXISTING ONES
pants: ARE YOU A COP
pants: IF YOU ARE, YOU HAVE TO LICK MY DICK |
#anal-insertion #bored-pants #cop #corn-dog #corndog-background #coy-pants #dick #dicklicking #fat #machino-henmaru #mango-background #no-title-card #pants-spigot |
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9,153 | 4/9/2024 | the biggest of all sirs pants: BEAT ME OFF AT THE HENRY MILLER MEMORIAL LIBRARY |
#beating-off #brown-background #henry-miller #library #no-title-card #pants-solo #single-panel |
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9,154 | 4/10/2024 | you will never be president at this rate spigot: TIME FOR MY 10AM PINT OF ICE CREAM FOLLOWED BY MY 10:30 PINT AND THEN I THINK I'M DUE FOR A PINT AT 11
effigy: TOTES BULK UP BRO
spigot: CHRIST JESUS I'M LATE FOR MY 11:30 PINT
effigy: FOCUS! |
#christ-jesus #effigy-spigot #fatness #gluttony #ice-cream #mountain-background #no-title-card |
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9,155 | 4/11/2024 | a totally different dick pants: AND THEN A DIFFERENT DICK (A TOTALLY DIFFERENT DICK THAN THE ONE BEFORE) |
#dicks #grey-background #pants-solo #single-panel |
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9,156 | 4/12/2024 | and then he died deuce: HEY EVERYBODY WHAT'S UP |
#death #death-and-return-of-deuce #deuce-solo #erection #modified-character #mountain-background #pun #sfw |
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9,157 | 4/13/2024 | thres hold deuce: T PANTS THIS IS THE EPISODE WHERE TOM PARIS CROSSES WARP 10 AND TURNS INTO A SMALL AMPHIBIAN AND KIDNAPS JANEWAY, TURNS HER INTO AN AMPHIBIAN TOO, AND TRIES TO FLEE AND KNOCKS HER UP AND THEY HAVE BABIES
pants: AH YES THE FROG RAPE EPISODE
deuce: RIGHT, THE FROG RAPE EPISODE |
#black-background #coy-pants #deuce-pants #frog #nostalgia #pregnancy #rape #science-fiction #star-trek #star-trek-voyager |
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9,158 | 4/14/2024 | fart watch :first: ANGRY BUT NOT FOR LONG YOU'LL SEE
pants: FART CONDITIONS OVERNIGHT: BURSTY
pants: UPGRADED TO SCATTERED
deuce: LET US KNOW IF WE GET TO SPOTTY BECAUSE THEN IT'S A REAL MESS |
#a-love-story #accuweather #angry-panel #caption #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #farts #forecast #huffy-pants #simeticon-loperamide #sleep #squirt #weather #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,159 | 4/15/2024 | countdown to burger pants: CHANGES ARE IN THE WIND FOR FULL-SIZE LUXURY AUTOMOBILE OWNERS |
#advertising #cars #gunmetal-background #no-title-card #ominous #pants-solo #prophecy #sfw #single-panel |
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9,160 | 4/16/2024 | the ol' ass-end-first trick spigot: ICED LEMON POUNDCAKES FROM STARBUCKS ARE BEST STRAIGHT FROM THE BAG BUT THEY NEED TO PUT THEM IN THE RIGHT WAY
deuce: NAMELY, ASS-FIRST |
#deuce-spigot #food #starbucks #starbucks-background |
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9,161 | 4/17/2024 | stolen valor spigot: I SERVED AT FORT FART
deuce: LET'S SEE YOUR DD214
spigot: IT'S UH
spigot: HERE IT IS: :HAMBURGER: |
#army #camouflage-background #cheeseburgers #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #emoji #farts #fatness #military #no-title-card #somber-deuce |
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9,162 | 4/18/2024 | human resources spigot: WHEN WOMEN THREATEN TO CALL HR I SAY PUFNSTUF????????? AND THEY FORGET ABOUT THE GROPES CAUSE NOW THEY SOUND DUMB |
#groping #hr #mountain-background #no-title-card #sid-and-marty-krofft #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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9,163 | 4/19/2024 | any minute now pants: PISSING 33% COMPLETE
pants: PISSING 66% COMPLETE
pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE
pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE
pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE
pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE
pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE
pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE
pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE
pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE
pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE
deuce: SOME LEAKED |
#bored-pants #cocaine #coy-pants #deuce-pants #math #piss #pissing #yellow-background |
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9,164 | 4/20/2024 | put baby in mimic mouth pants: PUT BABY IN MIMIC MOUTH PUT BABY IN MIMIC MOUTH |
#dungeons-and-dragons #meme #minecraft-background #monster-manual #mouth #no-title-card #pants-solo #repetition #sfw #single-panel |
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9,165 | 4/21/2024 | of all places pants: SUCKING DICK IN THE TOMB OF JESUS |
#christ-jesus #dick #dicksucking #gay #jesus #mary-magdalene #no-title-card #pants-solo #religion #single-panel #urinal-background |
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9,166 | 4/22/2024 | cookies, cakes and pies pants: WHAT IF INSTEAD OF A 3 BODY PROBLEM IT WAS A 900 PENIS PROBLEM AND THEN INSTEAD OF 900 PENISES IT WAS A COOKIES, CAKES AND PIES PROBLEM AND WE HAD OUR OWN NETFLIX SHOW CALLED COOKIES, PIES AND CAKES AND IT WASN'T A PROBLEM AT ALL
pants: COOKIES, CAKES AND PIES RENEWED FOR SECOND SEASON, CORBIN BERNSEN TO JOIN CAST AS REGULAR |
#cake #cookies #coy-pants #food #gluttony #la-law #mountain-background #netflix #pants-solo #penis #pie #television |
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9,167 | 4/23/2024 | sids deuce: SUDDEN INFANT DIARRHEA SYNDROME
spigot: ASKING YOU POLITELY TO LOOK FOR WORMSIGN |
#acronym #anal-birth #baby #corndog-background #deuce-spigot #diarrhea #dune #no-title-card #single-panel |
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9,168 | 4/24/2024 | fresh vegetables in the crisper spigot: CARROTS AND CELERY ARE THE REAL CANCER STICKS
spigot: WEIRDLY I HAVE NO PROBLEM WHITTLING ZUCCHINIS INTO THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
spigot: I WHITTLE THEM UNTIL THEY'RE GONE AND WE CAN'T HAVE ZUCCHINI |
#cancer #carrot #celery #cigarette #crisp #drugs #food #garbage-disposal #orange-background #sfw #spigot-solo #zucchini |
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9,169 | 4/25/2024 | a moment of clarity pants: 4:00 PM COFFEEDRINK
pants: I'M ON A NEED TO KNOW BASIS!!!!!!!!! AND I NEEDS TO KNOW!!!!!!!!! SHOW ME YOUR COCK
pants: WHY AM I TYPING THESE HORRIBLE THINGS |
#cock #coffee #custom-background #existential #no-title-card #pants-solo |
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9,170 | 4/26/2024 | so profoundly embarrassed spigot: I'M SO PROFOUNDLY EMBARRASSED FOR OUR SOLAR SYSTEM |
#astronomy #earth #jupiter #mars #mars-background #mercury #neptune #pluto #saturn #science #sfw #shame #single-panel #solar-system #space #spigot-solo #sun #uranus #venus |
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9,171 | 4/27/2024 | the fattest gayest webmaster in all of silicon valley :hey: OUR SHIT HERE: WWW.BONEQUEST.STORE
pants: FRACTURE MY FACE
deuce: WITH A PENIS
pants: AND THEN ANOTHER (TOTALLY DIFFERENT) PENIS
deuce: A FLOTILLA OF PENISES
deuce: EVENTUALLY GROWING TO AN ARMADA |
#a-love-story #angry-panel #deuce-pants #e-commerce #gay #huffy-pants #merch #olive-background #penis #physical-comedy #somber-deuce |
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9,172 | 4/28/2024 | he gets around pants: SUCKING DICK IN THE SHADOW OF HEROD'S MASSACRE OF THE INNOCENTS |
#bible #dick #dicksucking #gospel-of-matthew #king-herod #pants-solo #rabbinical-judaism #religion #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,173 | 4/29/2024 | in d minor spigot: CAN YOU NOT PLAY ADAGIO FOR BASSOON WHILE I PULL MY PENIS |
#masturbation #mountain-background #music #penis #penis-of-spigot #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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9,174 | 4/30/2024 | that japanese urinal photo i emailed you pants: HELP HELP MY GIANT AMERICAN PENIS WANTS TO PISS ON THE FLOOR BUT THAT WOULD BRING SHAME TO MY FAMILY |
#america #dishonor #japanese-urinal-background #pants-solo #penis #piss #shame |
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9,175 | 5/1/2024 | welcome to piss burger spigot: PISS BURGER GETTING TERRIBLE REVIEWS
spigot: THE BUNS ARE WET |
#blue-background #burger #no-title-card #orange-background #piss #spigot-solo #vegetarian |
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9,176 | 5/2/2024 | the pomodoro technique pants: SUCKING DICKS USING THE POMODORO TECHNIQUE (25 DICKS THEN TAKE A BREAK WITH 5 TOTALLY DIFFERENT DICKS) |
#dicksucking #efficiency #italian #math #pants-solo #pomodoro-technique #single-panel #studying #time-management #tomato #turquoise-background #work |
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9,177 | 5/3/2024 | left unspecified pants: WHO WANTS TO HOLD MY HAND WHILE I BEAT OFF
deuce: THE NON-BEATOFF HAND
pants: I DIDN'T SPECIFY
deuce: THAT'S WHY I DID |
#a-love-story #apricot-background #beating-off #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #no-title-card #semantics |
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9,178 | 5/4/2024 | greetings and sally's patients spigot: I HOPE THIS EMAIL FINDS YOU DECEASED |
#death #mousehole #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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9,179 | 5/5/2024 | daylight savings time on the moon pants: LICKING DICK IN COORDINATED LUNAR TIME |
#black-background #daylight-savings-time #dicklicking #moon #pants-solo #single-panel |
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9,180 | 5/6/2024 | meanwhile on earth-616 spigot: WHO'S READY TO QUIT PORN AND EMBRACE CHRIST |
#christ #cool-deuce #evangelism #okay-pants-face #porn #salvation #single-panel #urinal-background |
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9,181 | 5/7/2024 | content warning pants: CONTENT WARNING: THIS REPORT INVOLVES DETAILS THAT MAY BE UPSETTING TO READERS.
spigot: JUST GONNA ENJOY A QUICK BALONEY |
#food #mountain-background #multiple-choice #pants-spigot #sfw #single-panel |
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9,182 | 5/8/2024 | 9000 calories a day is all i ask spigot: I THINK YOU'RE SITTING ON MY CPAP TUBE
deuce: I SHAT
pants: EXCUSE ME BUT I'VE EARNED A TREAT
pants: HORMPTH HOMPTH BAG OF COOKIES |
#bored-pants #cookies #cpap #deuce-pants-spigot #gluttony #homph #hompth #huffy-pants #no-title-card #shit #somber-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,183 | 5/9/2024 | pushing and shoving pants: WHAT TIME DOES THE TWINK PARADE START |
#mountain-background #pants-solo #parade #single-panel #twink |
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9,184 | 5/10/2024 | if they can get to you, they can get to anybody spigot: GIVING YOU EVERY CHANCE IN THE WORLD TO BE FART SMART
spigot: I FEEL LIKE MAYBE THE BUTT PLUG COUNCIL GOT TO YOU |
#butt-plug-council #buttplug #farts #no-title-card #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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9,185 | 5/11/2024 | sad news everybody spigot: MY ERECTION CROSSED THE RAINBOW BRIDGE TODAY |
#death #eggshell-background #erection #penis-of-spigot #spigot-solo |
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9,186 | 5/12/2024 | great news pants: BEATOFF PRISON
pants: HEY GANG, GREAT NEWS: BEATOFF PAROLE
deuce: REGISTERED BEATOFF OFFENDER LIST
pants: SUING THE GOVERNMENT TO RESTORE MY BEATOFF VOTING RIGHTS |
#beat-off #concerned-deuce #corndog-background #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #prison #somber-deuce #voting |
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9,187 | 5/13/2024 | modem law spigot: I SAT ON MY HAYES MICROMODEM
pants: YOU'LL NEVER GET FIRED FOR PUTTING A HAYES MODEM IN YOUR BOTTOM
deuce: HOW ABOUT HAYES-COMPATIBLE
pants: I'M NOT ACTUALLY A MODEM LAWYER |
#anal-insertion #deuce-pants-spigot #gunmetal-background #law #lawyer #modem #no-title-card |
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9,188 | 5/14/2024 | outerwear for men pants: NOBODY CAN TELL I'M OBESE UNDER MY PUFFER VEST |
#coy-pants #fashion #fat #obesity #pants-solo #sfw #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,189 | 5/15/2024 | subtitle pants: BARF ON THE COCK THEN STAND AT ATTENTION WHILE YOU SALUTE THE COCK THAT YOU BARF ON
pants: AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY |
#mountain-background #no-title-card #pants-solo #roman-shower |
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9,190 | 5/16/2024 | nope nothing wrong here effigy: :HIGH_HEEL:
pants: SEE WHAT YOU DID, NOW I HAVE TO BEAT OFF |
#beat-off #effigy-pants #emoji #foot-fetish #woodring-room-background |
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9,191 | 5/17/2024 | late afternoon yawns deuce: SO MANY YAWNS
pants: PUNCH THEM DOWN
deuce: UF
deuce: MY FISF IS STUCF
pants: I'LL GET HELP (SUCKS OWN DICK, FALLS ASLEEP) |
#autofellatio #deuce-pants #dicksucking #no-title-card #sleep #woodring-room-background |
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9,192 | 5/18/2024 | for the love of god pants: BROTHERS SHOULD BE CLOSE DON'T YOU THINK
deuce: LEADING YOU DOWN INTO THE BASEMENT, CLOSING THE DOOR AND LOCKING YOU IN |
#basement #deuce-pants #eggshell-background #scanners #sfw #single-panel #skinny-puppy |
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9,193 | 5/19/2024 | just great power, no great responsibility spigot: I'M NOW OLD ENOUGH TO BE SPIDER-MAN'S FATHER
pants: YOU MEAN HIS UNCLE |
#aging #comics #marvel #old #pants-spigot #red-background #sfw #single-panel #spider-man #uncle-ben |
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9,194 | 5/20/2024 | toot toot tootsie goodbye effigy: DO TOOTSIE ROLLS COUNT AS DINNER???
deuce: IF YOU EAT ENOUGH OF 'EM |
#brown-background #candy #deuce-effigy #fatness #sfw |
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9,195 | 5/21/2024 | meow spigot: IT'S CATGPT AND ALL IT SAYS IS MEOW
deuce: I'D PAY FOR THAT
pants: $20/MO OR $200/YR |
#ai #brown-background #cats #deuce-pants-spigot #saas #sfw |
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9,196 | 5/22/2024 | play along pants: HANDS BEHIND HEAD, LEANING BACK, OKAY, NOW: BEAT ME OFF
deuce: WHY ISN'T IT HARD
pants: WELL
pants: MAYBE TAKE OFF YOUR TOP, DANCE AROUND A LITTLE, BREAK OUT THE SOCK PUPPETS |
#a-love-story #beating-off #coy-pants #dance #dancing #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #erectile-dysfunction #puppet #shirtless #somber-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,197 | 5/23/2024 | morning roll call spigot: I NEVER SELECT RESTART OR SLEEP
spigot: I SELECT SHUT DOWN EACH AND EVERY NIGHT
spigot: AND I STAND THERE MOTIONLESS
spigot: UNTIL EVERY FAN,
spigot: EVERY GPU
spigot: AND EVERY DRIVE
spigot: SPINS DOWN TO DEAD SILENCE
spigot: BEFORE THE UNIVERSE WAS FORMED
spigot: LIKE OUR ELDERS TAUGHT US
effigy: TRANSLATION: NO MINECRAFT FARM
pants: HERE |
#computers #effigy-pants-spigot #minecraft #mountain-background #sfw #weird-pants-face |
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9,198 | 5/24/2024 | parking lot sock spigot: I BUILT A PARTICLE COLLIDER IN MY SOCK |
#physics #sfw #single-panel #sock-in-a-parking-lot #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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9,199 | 5/25/2024 | today's episoooooo pants: TODAY'S EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY SQUARESPAAAAAA
deuce: AND NORDVPPPPPPPPPPPPP |
#deuce-pants #podcast #product-placement #sfw #single-panel #sponsorship #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,200 | 5/26/2024 | geolocation deuce: GEOLOCATE MY DICK
pants: WHAT DO I WIN IF I FIND IT
deuce: MY DICK |
#angry-panel #deuce #deuce-pants #dick #geolocation #gunmetal-background #no-title-card |
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9,201 | 5/27/2024 | thank you for your service spigot: DEMOTED TO FIRST LIEUTENANT STABBIN
deuce: FROM THIS WE CAN DETERMINE THAT STABBIN IS A SOLDIER OR A MARINE AND NOT A SAILOR |
#camouflage-background #captain-stabbin #deuce-spigot #porn |
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9,202 | 5/28/2024 | ring ring ring ring ring ring ring spigot: RAFAH, CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE IT
spigot: WILL HE EVER TOP BANANAPHONE |
#banana #current-events #mountain-background #no-title-card #palestine #raffi #sfw #spigot-solo |
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9,203 | 5/29/2024 | poof spigot: I WAS TOUCHED INAPPROPRIATELY BY DAVID BLAINE
deuce: NOT DAVID COPPERFIELD ????
spigot: THAT'S WHY I'M SAD |
#deuce-spigot #disappointment #magic #molestation #woodring-den-background |
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9,204 | 5/30/2024 | beetle deuce pants: BEETLEDEUCE BEETLEDEUCE BEETLEDEUCE
deuce: WHAT
pants: YOU SUCK |
#a-love-story #beetlejuice #betelgeuse #bored-pants #coy-pants #deuce-pants #ghost #ghosts #gunmetal-background #movies #pun #sfw |
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9,205 | 5/31/2024 | court of last resort spigot: YOUR HONOR, WEBSTER'S NEW WORLD COLLEGIATE DICTIONARY DEFINES "CHILD TRAFFICKING" AS |
#children #court #dictionary #law #mousehole #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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9,206 | 6/1/2024 | writers write deuce: T PANTS ARE YOU HOME YET???
pants: JUST GOT HOME
:pants: DIRECTLY INTO THE CAMERA
deuce: HURRAY
:we: ASKED HIM NOT TO, REPEATEDLY
deuce: SO SLEEPY
pants: AND YET SO HORNY
pants: HORNY FOR PENIS????
pants: PROBABLY
pants: I DON'T KNOW
pants: I DIDN'T WRITE THIS SHIT |
#caption #concerned-deuce #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #eggshell-background #horny #meta #no-title-card #penis #somber-deuce |
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9,207 | 6/2/2024 | #define xor byte 0xaa pants: ARE YOU XORING THINGS
spigot: IN MY CHEEKS FOR WINTER |
#gunmetal-background #no-title-card #pants-spigot #set-theory #sfw |
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9,208 | 6/3/2024 | thad thacks spigot: BEATING OFF INTO A SCENTED CANDLE
spigot: SORRY BUT I BE SPITTIN STRAIGHT FACT |
#beating-off #bored-pants #candle #deuce-pants-spigot #ebonics #huffy-pants #mountain-background #no-title-card #okay-pants-face #somber-deuce |
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9,209 | 6/4/2024 | quicksand pants: HALP |
#corndog-background #halp #hi-res #pants-solo #sand #sfw #single-panel |
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9,210 | 6/5/2024 | if the shoe fits spigot: SO IF WE LOOK AT YOUR PENIS WE WON'T FIND ANY GUNSHOT RESIDUE, IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING |
#no-title-card #penis #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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9,211 | 6/6/2024 | 2 to the power of gay pants: T DEUCE BUT HOW OLD ARE YOU IN JACKOFF YEARS
deuce: MUST DO UNIT CONVERSION |
#aging #corndog-background #deuce-pants #jacking-off #math #single-panel |
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9,212 | 6/7/2024 | sharp plastic nano-fragments spigot: BEDKNOBS AND BROOMSTICKS
spigot: AND BALLBAGS
spigot: DO YOU DARE ME TO DO A BM IN MY STILLSUIT
spigot: PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE FOREVER CHEMICALS IN MY PENIS AND THE SHARP PLASTIC NANO-FRAGMENTS IN MY WIFE'S PENIS |
#disney #dune #movies #no-title-card #penis #poop #spigot-solo #trans #ts #white-background |
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9,213 | 6/8/2024 | report as spam spigot: HOW ABOUT SOME LONG DONGS DELIVERED TO MY INBOX |
#dongs #single-panel #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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9,214 | 6/9/2024 | please recycle spigot: BONEQUEST PANNED AS E-WASTE |
#custom-background #environmental-harm #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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9,215 | 6/10/2024 | toaster deuce: SMEAR BUTTER ON ME
pants: ARE YOU DELICIOUS TOAST
deuce: I AM NOT |
#a-love-story #blue-background #butter #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #food #no-title-card #sfw #toast |
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9,216 | 6/11/2024 | safety space spigot: YOU CAN TRANS IF YOU WANT TO
spigot: YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR DICKS BEHIND
spigot: MEN WITHOUT DICKS |
#datacenter-background #dicks #doop #eighties #etc #gender-affirmation-surgery #men-without-hats #music #safety-dance #singing #spigot-solo #trans #transgender |
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9,217 | 6/12/2024 | the any key pants: THE TOILET IS `CLOGGED`
pants: PRESS ENTER TO CONTINUE |
#brown-background #coy-pants #no-title-card #pants-solo #red-text #sfw #toilet |
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9,218 | 6/13/2024 | double clicking spigot: TAKING A SHIT IN THE SYSTEM FOLDER |
#defecation #macintosh #mountain-background #no-title-card #shit #spigot-solo |
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9,219 | 6/14/2024 | uber eatsing spigot: T DEUCE IF PIZZA IS SO GREAT WHY DON'T YOU HAVE ONE DELIVERED TO ME
deuce: I'LL DOORDASH YOU A DICK
spigot: NOT WHAT I REQUESTED
deuce: UBER EATSING YOU ANOTHER DICK
spigot: DID YOU TIP |
#deuce-spigot #dicks #doordash #food #pizza #uber #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,220 | 6/15/2024 | checklist culture effigy: :WHITE_CHECK_MARK: PASSPORT
effigy: :WHITE_CHECK_MARK: VISA
effigy: :WHITE_CHECK_MARK: PLANE TICKET
pants: MY UNVAXXED LOAD ???
effigy: GROSS |
#effigy-pants #grey-background #vaccination |
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9,221 | 6/16/2024 | all the way down deuce: HOW MANY PANTS
pants: I CONTAIN MULTITUDES
deuce: YOU'RE TURTLES ALL THE WAY DOWN
deuce: WELL TEN TURTLES, AN ATLAS, TWENTY MORE TURTLES, ANOTHER ATLAS, BUT AFTER THAT IT'S ALL TURTLES
deuce: OKAY WITH A FEW MORE RANDOM ATLASES
pants: SISYPHUS IS INVOLVED SOMEWHERE
pants: WHAT WAS HIS CRIME ANYWAY |
#deuce-pants #mythology #sfw #woodring-field-background |