BoneQuest No. 5419

spigot: T DEUCE TELL PANTS I NEED MY CYNDI LAUPER TAPE BACK ALREADY
pants: T DEUCE SINCE SPIGOT AND I AREN'T SPEAKING TO EACH OTHER PLEASE TELL HIM THAT UNLESS I GET MY ACTIVISION CARTRIDGES AND CAT BACK, HE'S NEVER GOING TO GET HIS TAPE 
pants: T DEUCE ALSO TELL HIM THAT I'M DYING OF CANCER
spigot: T DEUCE THE ONLY REASON HE'S MOVING OUT IS BECAUSE I FOUND HIS GAY TAPES
pants: T DEUCE TELL SPIGOT THAT HE'S ONLY EMBARRASSING HIMSELF WITH HIS BEHAVIOR
spigot: LET'S TALK ABOUT HOW EMBARRASSING YOU LOOK IN MY SHIRTS AND PANTS WANDERING THROUGH THE GAY DISTRICT PRETENDING TO BE DRUNK
pants: T SPIGOT I AM NOT SPEAKING TO YOU AFTER THE "LET THE HOMELESS LIVE IN THAT ROOM OFF THE LIVING ROOM BECAUSE THEY LOOK SAD AND COLD" INCIDENT
spigot: I DIDN'T SAY "COLD" I SAID "POTENTIALLY WILLING TO BE GAY IN FRONT OF THE QUICKTAKE"
pants: I CAN'T HEAR YOU UNLESS YOU KNOCK
spigot: KNOCK KNOCK
pants: FUCK YOU
spigot: NO FUCK YOU
pants: OW
spigot: GET OFF
pants: QUIT PULLING MY HAIR
spigot: NO BITING