pants: I'M SO SORRY pants: FOR EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED pants: IT IS MY FAULT BECAUSE IT WAS MY PROJECT pants: AND IT'S BECAUSE OF ME THAT WE'RE HERE NOW pants: HUNGRY COLD AND HUNTED pants: I'M SO SCARED pants: I'M GOING TO DIE OUT HERE pants: HUALGALHLAHULAHLAG

deuce: I'M STANDING UP AN ELITE PARAMILITARY ORGANIZATION CALLED THE CASSINI DIVISION pants: JUST PRESS DEBIT OR CREDIT

atandt: A JIZZ BUG IS A VERY MESSY THING deuce: LIKE A DUNG BEETLE BUT MORE DISGUSTING atandt: RIGHT atandt: MORE JIZZY deuce: RIGHT deuce: SO YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH JIZZ BUGS THEN atandt: VERY deuce: VERY WELL deuce: CARRY ON deuce: GLHBALHAGHLAGLHGALHG

pants: CAN WE START RECYCLING OLD STRIPS YET ?!?!? pants: THIS IS A GOOD TIME FOR SPRING CLEANING atandt: GAAAAA pants: THIS IS ALSO A GOOD TIME FOR LICKING DICK pants: ARE YOU WITH ME PRIVATE ATANDT atandt: UGHGLHG pants: CAN I HAVE A BOOST SO WE CAN GET THIS THING STARTED atandt: BUHRRR pants: I AM LICKING DICKS IN A PAPER BAG pants: OH YOU'RE BACK EH atandt: I MEAN UH HUGHUGGHARR pants: IS THIS A RE-RUN OR IS THIS A RE-RUN atandt: CAN I GO

pants: TASTY WAVES, COOL SUMMERS AND BLOWIN' DUDES

pants: I STRUGGLE WITH IT DAILY pants: WELL NIGHTLY ANYWAY pants: MMM YEAH HUFF HUFF HUFF pants: DON'T CLICK ON MY FACE pants: THIS FRIGHTENS ME pants: MMMM HUFF HUFF HUFF pants: HUFF HUFF HUFF HUHHHHHHH : Suddenly... pants: WHAT IF I'VE BEEN INSIDE OUT THE WHOLE TIME

deuce: SWELLING spigot: LEAVING

deuce: THIS .45 ACP AMMUNITION IS GLUTEN-FREE pants: T DEUCE CAN'T FIND SPACE NUTS ON NETFLIX ???? MAYBE AMAZON PRIME ????? NO??????

spigot: THE ENGLISHMAN WHO WENT UP A HILL AND PUT A COCK IN HIS MOUTH AND I GUESS PLANS TO STAY UP THERE INDEFINITELY WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A TEXT

deuce: LIFT UP MY SKIRT AND YOU'LL FIND ... ANOTHER, SMALLER SKIRT effigy: SHOOP

pants: I HAVE EATEN THE ENTIRE LOAF???????? ARE YOU SURE???????????? spigot: REAL BRAVE LIKING HITLER WHEN EVERYONE ELSE DOES TOO

pants: OOH OOH HERE'S WHERE HE HITS THE FAT PEDOPHILE WITH A NIGHTSTICK pants: BOY HE DOESN'T LIKE THAT PEDOPHILE ALMOST AS MUCH AS THE PEDOPHILE DOESN'T LIKE TO BE HIT pants: BACK TO YOU DEUCE

spigot: my pajamas tops have a vest pocket i can stuff pencils in and my pajama bottoms have a rear flap for the ***exact same reason****

deuce: I CAN'T BELIEVE THE EXTENT TO WHICH I'M BEING BATTERED AND BASHED pants: TIS BETTER TO HAVE BEEN TRAPPED AND RAPED THAN TO HAVE-- pants: WAIT WAIT WHAT pants: OKAY FINE SNICKERS AND A MARS BARS THEN PLEASE

pants: PERVERTS AND INVERTS deuce: INCELS AND CEL SHADERS pants: JET SET RADIO FUTURE BUT ALSO DUNE II spigot: THE F WORD IS ACTUALLY AN OFFENSIVE WORD

spigot: DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS deuce: DAMN STRAIGHT spigot: SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SEQUENCE OF COLORS deuce: YOU HAVE TOUCHED THE FACE OF GOD deuce: LET SLIP THE DONGS OF WAR spigot: YOU FUCKING LESBIAN

pants: OKAY HERE'S HOW TO SOLVE THE FACTORY PUZZLE pants: YOU GO INTO THE HATCH AND I'LL CLOSE IT THEN I'LL PRESS THE BUTTON AND WE'LL WAIT FOR THE MACHINE TO DO ITS THING AND WHEN IT FINISHES, GRAB THE FOAM AND I'LL OPEN THE HATCH TO LET YOU OUT spigot: NO deuce: FUCK YOU

atandt: I NEED A QUICK DICK INJECTION spigot: DOWN DA DOWNT / DOWN DA DOWNT / DOWNANA DOWNT atandt: IF ONLY spigot: HOOOO WEEEEE OOOOOOO / DOCTOR WHO pants: THE FAQ WIZARD WILL HELP ME TO LICK MORE EFFICIENTLY

:hey: OUR SHIT HERE: WWW.BONEQUEST.STORE pants: FRACTURE MY FACE deuce: WITH A PENIS pants: AND THEN ANOTHER (TOTALLY DIFFERENT) PENIS deuce: A FLOTILLA OF PENISES deuce: EVENTUALLY GROWING TO AN ARMADA

blue nozzle: WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU POUR BOILING WATER DOWN A RABBIT HOLE fetus soap: HOT CROSS BUNNIES

spigot: THE ***FAT GUY***AND THE ***OTHER ONE***(AT THE MOVIES) deuce: THE TALENTLESS FUCK AND THE OTHER, LESS WELL-KNOWN, TALENTLESS FUCK

spigot: YOU GOT TIME TO ****LEAN**** spigot: YOU GOT TIME TO LAY ALL THE WAY DOWN ON THE FLOOR spigot: WITH THE PLASTIC TURKEY OVEN BAG SECURED OVER YOUR HEAD spigot: AND BOTH 3/8" PVC HOSE ASSEMBLIES TAPED AND DRAPED SECURELY DOWN EACH SLEEVE spigot: LEADING TO THE POLYPROPYLENE T-FITTING FROM HOME DEPOT spigot: CONNECTING BOTH HELIUM TANKS spigot: SSSSSSSSSSS SS SSSSSS SSSS SSSSSSSSSSS spigot: SSSSS SSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSS SSSSS SSSSSSS SSSSSSSS SSSSS SSSSSSSSSS spigot: YOU ARE DISMISSED, CADET

spigot: BE THE FIRST PERSON TO WRITE A REVIEW OF JERKCITY.COM! spigot: AKJDHG S:DLHG()$ WG()RNSBW$T SUBMIT spigot: ALD)*G*) RNTEHSDKJ HBB*$$G*H T09JB(ST$ SUBMIT

pants: LAG pants: HAX pants: BS pants: GAY pants: PISS pants: THE 5 STAGES OF GRIEF

spigot: so fucking bored of my gay life pants: have you tried drinking spigot: yes, but all 6 local district liquor stores cannot keep up with my guinness intake - they keep running out pants: okay well have you tried ordering pizza or chinese food spigot: okay now i know why they call you the fixer

hanford: WHERE THE HELL IS PANTS deuce: WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK

deuce: THANKS FOR THE FUCKING NEWSFLASH GENIUS deuce: HERE'S YOUR MEDAL FOR OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT: deuce: GABLBLHGBULHGBLHUHLHUH

spigot: SETENV HORNY YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: WHERE IS THE FUCKING PORN ROOM deuce: OH HI pants: I HAVE CAT PICTURES deuce: CAN THEY BE TRANSFERRED THROUGH THE BBS OR DO I HAVE TO LOG OUT FOR THAT

:GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR NEIGHBORHOOD

pants: FAT AND STUPID AT YOUR SERVICE

spigot: I BONKED MY HEAD

pants: ARE YOU FROM THE FUTURE deuce: I GOT MY EYES DILATED BY THE EYE DOCTOR MANS pants: MAYBE A NOT TOO DISTANT FUTURE???

spigot: NEED ANOTHER SEVEN ASTRONAUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: THEY ALL DIED IN A FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: SIR YOU'RE JABBING IT AT ME LIKE I'M A FONDUE POT

spigot: ARE BUKAKKE AND PERQUACKY THE SAME TYPE DEAL spigot: RE: ROLLING DICE WITH LETTERS AND TWO HUNDRED FAGS BEATING OFF ON MY FACE deuce: THIS IS NOTHING LIKE BOGGLE pants: LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OW

pants: DID I MISS ANYTHING? spigot: DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING spigot: LOO LOOLOO LOOLOO LOOLOOLOOLOO

net: DID I MENTION THE SQUEEZING deuce: WHERE/WHAT net: OKAY net: THERE'S THIS SQUEEZING net: RIGHT BELOW THE SWELLING net: DOWN THE STREET FROM THE CHOKING

: The user pants is not connected. spigot: T PANTS SO YOU'LL BE LICKING DICK AND FUCKING RIGHT OFF PROBABLY spigot: T DEUCE I'M STICKING IT TO THE MAN pants: I SEE

effigy: he swallowed his own dick like an ouroboros and vanished into the gay dimension deuce: so in other words your average Thursday pants: there's a **gay** dimension?????????????? pants: **freaking out**

DEUCE: THE GAY IT WAS SPIGOT: THAT WAS THE GAY THAT WAS DEUCE: THE GAY WE WERE SPIGOT: THE GAY THE EARTH GAY GAY DEUCE: THE ORIGINAL (NOT THE REMAKE) SPIGOT: RIP STEVE JOBS

spigot: CLICK CLICK CLICK HI WE'RE TOURISTS!!!! CLICK CLICK WHERE'S THE GAY BASHING FENCE AGAIN pants: OK I'LL LIE ON THE FENCE AND UNCLE RAY WILL PRETEND TO BE BEATING ME AND YOU HAVE A HORRIFIED LOOK ON YOUR FACE AND WE'LL ALL LAUGH spigot: AGAIN!!!! YOU LOOKED STRAIGHT AND ALSO DAD MAKE A MEAN FACE pants: JUST $5 TO SEE THE FENCE spigot: CLICK CLICK CLICK

spigot: NOW I CAN ASK: WHEN SPOCK BEATS OFF DOES HE CONSIDER IT THE 'LOGICAL' THING TO DO OR IS THAT HIS HUMAN SIDE GETTING IN THE WAY AND IF SO WHAT'S THE GAY/TRANSGENDER OVER-UNDER RE: A HUMAN BEATING OFF A VULCAN INSIDE THE SAME PERSON spigot: I WILL TAKE MY ANSWER RIGHT HERE AND NOW deuce: DON'T WAIT FOR THE TRANSLATION, ANSWER ME NOW pants: SEEMS LIKE THIS IS RIGHT UP DEUCE'S ALLEY (IF YOU KNOW WHWAT I MEAN: YOU DO) spigot: A CASE OF THE NOT-LISTENING

pants: T SPIGOT I WANT TO SEE MOONLIGHT KINGDOM BUT I'M AFRAID OF HIV/AIDS spigot: LETS GET U OUT OF THOSE MOM JEANS spigot: FOLKS THE GHETTO U IS FUNNY TO ME TODAY

deuce: HURRAY FOR THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER spigot: ANNE FRANK

spigot: the scope and breadth of the investigation spigot: what about the girth ??????? spigot: how many girth years in diameter deuce: it's like I don't know you anymore

deuce: WORD UP PEOPLE deuce: I JERKED OFF SO HARD MY NUTS ARE GLOWING deuce: EITHER THAT OR IT'S RADIATION deuce: I'LL STICK WITH THE GLOWING THEORY

spigot: IS THE GOAL TO LICK MY DICK???????????? spigot: I AM SERIOUSLY ASKING FOR HELP spigot: I HAVE AIDS

pants: I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE pants: AND I BRING YOU pants: DICK deuce: YOU ARE THE CRAPPIEST HELLFIRE GOD ON RECORD

maynard: HIYA FRIEND maynard: HOW WE DOIN' TODAY deuce: TAKE IT OFF maynard: NOT SURE I FOLLOW 100% deuce: TAKE THE GODDAMN SUIT OFF maynard: THE WHAT deuce: TAKE OFF THE COSTUME clark: CLARKITY CLARK HERE WITH RECRUITMENT RECRUITING HOW'S YOUR FRIDAY deuce: SUCK A GODDAMN COCK MADE OUT OF SHIT clark: GOT SOME GIGS AT WESTERN DIGITAL IN SAN JOSE IF YOU KNOW WHERE THAT IS ARE YOU READY TO SHAPE THE FUTURE OF STORAGE

pants: I WILL READ ALOUD FROM THE GOOD BOOK OF DICK pants: HALGHUALUHLAHUALAGHUHHU deuce: THIS GOOD BOOK IS JUST LIKE THE BAD BOOK STRANGELY ENOUGH spigot: ENOUGH READING!!!!! LET'S SUCK DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: TEN FOUR GLHABLHGBULUHULHULHULHULHULH spigot: HLAGHULAL pants: BUT pants: BUT I AM ONLY UP TO CHAPTER FOUR pants: FIVE pants: SEVEN AND NEVER THE MIND AND PUTTING DOWN THE HAULGUHLAUHGLAG BOOK

pants: the good stuff deuce: <Barney Fife sniff> spigot: how come you know all the pokemons but you can't seem to remember my pronoun

spigot: I HAVE CHECKERBOARD MARKS ON MY ASS AND LEGS AND FACE AND BALLS AND WHATEVER OTHER PARTS OF ME WERE INVOLVED IN HALLOWEEN QUEERNESS LAST NIGHT spigot: BY THE WAY THE "GREAT PUMPKIN" TURNS OUT TO BE FALSE ADVERTISING

spigot: NINE MINUTES TO PORN spigot: PROBLEM IS I TURN GAY IN EXACTLY EIGHT MINUTES spigot: SO IT'S A RACE deuce: SERIOUS DISCREPANCY

pants: THE GREAT REPLACEMENT THEORY IS WHERE OVER TIME THE EMPTY SPACE IN YOUR MOUTH BECOMES OCCUPIED BY MY COCK

deuce: WHY DO I KEEP GETTING CRANK CALLS

pants: ...WHAT WAS IT? pants: DID A METEOR FALL DOWN pants: WAS IT A VISIT BY CITIZENS OF THE VAST SPACE pants: SO OR OTHERWISE IN OUR LITTLE COUNTRY APPEARED pants: THE GREATEST MIRACLE OF MIRACLES pants: THE ZONE pants: WE SENT THERE THE TROOPS IMMEDIATELY pants: THEY DID NOT COME BACK pants: THEN WE SURROUNDED THE ZONE WITH POLICE CORDONS pants: AND, I SUPPOSE, THAT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO pants: ACTUALLY, I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW

pants: FORCE ME TO WAKE UP pants: GET THE HOSE deuce: YOU KNOW A HOSE IS NOT THE SOLUTION TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS

deuce: DON'T EVERYBODY LICK DICK AT ONCE pants: WHY NOT deuce: BECAUSE GOOD DICKLICKERS FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS AND DON'T ASK QUESTIONS pants: WHAT IF YOU ASK ME TO LICK AN UNETHICAL DICK OR AN IMMORAL DICK OR EVEN AN ILLEGAL DICK deuce: YOU ARE OBLIGATED TO FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES deuce: ANY POSSIBLE WAR CRIMES TRIBUNALS AFTER THE FACT WILL SURELY ACQUIT YOU IF YOU INSIST YOU WERE JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS pants: I’M GOING TO BE HUNG AT THE HAGUE AREN’T I deuce: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN YES

pants: GRR pants: PUT ME DOWN pants: I DEMAND JUSTICE pants: LEMME AT 'IM pants: WHY I OUGHTA pants: MY LITTLE HAMSTER FISTS FLAILING pants: OOH YOU'RE REALLY GONNA GET IT (STUFFING ME HEAD FIRST INTO A HABITRAIL TUBE) pants: I'M WARNING YOU (HAMSTER VOICE MUFFLED)

deuce: LEARNING THE HARD WAY ABOUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRUITS AND VEGETABLES

deuce: [MISSING] THE HEBREW GOD deuce: PLEASE BOW BEFORE ME (AND OTHER STUFF) pants: CAN DO deuce: BUH pants: NUGH deuce: [MISSING]E SECOND DAY I [MISSING]TED A BONER deuce: (ON THE FIRST I WAS TOO BUSY PRACTICING JERKING) atandt: WHAT HAPPENED ON THE THIRD DAY deuce: I THREW UP deuce: [MISSING]E TO FUCK [MISSING]HING UP I'LL [MISSING]KE TROLLS deuce: T ATANDT AND THAT'S YOU deuce: T ATANDT GO FIND A FUCKING BRIDGE atandt: T ATANDT SHUT UP

effigy: ARE WE SO CONFIDENT IN OUR MEASUREMENTS THAT WE _KNOW_ DARK MATTER IS REAL? spigot: ARE YOU MEASURING FAIRLY OR STARTING AT THE BALLS

deuce: LEAKING JOCK GETS MACHINE FUCKED pants: CALL TO ADVENTURE deuce: PINCH HERE TO MAKE YOUR D*CK HARD-AS-A-ROCK pants: ORDEAL deuce: <BLOCKQUOTE>GAY</BLOCKQUOTE> pants: VICTORY

deuce: I HAVE THE HICCUPS deuce: THEREFORE YOU MUST ALL DIE

pants: THE HILLS ARE ALIVE NUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH ANAL spigot: I VOTED AGAINST PROP 210 (ANAL GROPERY IN THE 415 AREA CODE) spigot: SQUEEZING A PERFECT CURLY "S" OF TOOTHPASTE OUT ALONG MY FAT BONER AND BRUSHING YOUR TEETH BEFORE AND AFTER EVERY MEAL deuce: I HEAR THAT spigot: JERK LIKE YOU MEAN IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD pants: DON'T LOOK AT THE FUCKING CAMERA deuce: CUT

pants: FRENCH FRIES / HOT DOGS / BITE-SIZED SNICKERS spigot: SEVENTEEN / ORDERS OF / YOUR POTSTICKERS

spigot: BIG FAT BONERS IN MY FACE spigot: DOO DAH spigot: DOO DAH

spigot: I'M BIGGER AND BOLDER AND ROUGHER AND TOUGHER I'M TELLIN' YOU SUCKA THERE AIN'T NO - OH GOD HERE COME THE HORPING BALLS spigot: LORD CHRIST I'M BEING PUMMELED spigot: NOW'S THE TIME FOR PRAYER

spigot: I'LL TAKE THE HOSE AGAIN deuce: YOU'LL NEVER LEARN

spigot: I WAS TALKING TO THIS GUY ONLY TO REALIZE IT WAS MY REFLECTION!!! THEN IT GOT ALL RIPPLY AND I THOUGHT I WAS SMOKING DOPE BUT IT WAS THE TOILET WATER RIPPLING!!!!! AND IT WAS ME WITH MY FACE IN THE CRAPPER THE WHOLE TIME!!!!! EXPLAIN THE WHY OF THAT!!!!!!!!!!!

pants: pinching my wiener until i cry out effigy: Mmmmm

deuce: WHY CAN'T IT BE A KERFUFFLE spigot: A FLAP net: I GOT THE IMBROGLIO ONCE net: OK TWICE

deuce: IN THE BUTT deuce: IT HURTS deuce: IN THE BUTT deuce: IT SQUIRTS deuce: IN THE BUTT deuce: IN deuce: THE deuce: BUTT

spigot: THE PREMISE IS THAT THERE'S A GROUP OF PEOPLE CHANTING "WHO LIKES DICK" deuce: I SEE spigot: THE CLIMAX IS REACHED WHEN A GUY CALLS OUT FROM THE BACK "I LIKE DICK" deuce: THAT'S HAUNTING spigot: AND THE INEVITABLE CONCLUSION OF THE DICK deuce: I CAN REALLY FEEL THE IMAGERY BUBBLING UP INSIDE AND PUNCHING MY NUTS TWICE spigot: IT MAKES YOU CHOKE ON A FAT COCK AND IT MAKES YOU THINK

pants: EXPLORE THE INSIDE OF ME pants: SOMEHOW deuce: WITH SOME MANNER OF PROBE ???? pants: PERHAPS WITH ONLY A FIST

deuce: I CANNOT BELIEVE THE INSOLENCE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: THE GENERAL ASKED YOU A DIRECT QUESTION !!!!!!!!!!! deuce: ALL YOU DO IS MAKE JOKES AND THREATEN RAPE pants: URF UUF I THINK WE ARE BEYOND THE THREAT HUG STAGE HUG HUG HUG HUG deuce: HUUHYHHHY

pants: JOIN #GAYDADS-SF !!! pants: JOIN #FRATPADDLES !!! pants: JOIN #SEATTLEBEARS deuce: ANY AND ALL pants: MSG #HELPDESK WHERE ARE ALL THE CHANNELS ????? spigot: T PANTS THE SPIGOT IN #DICKLICKERS AND #JERKCITY IS NOT ME pants: PART #DICKLICKERS !!! pants: T SPIGOT I WAS NOT IN DICKLICKERS

spigot: THIS IS THE STIFFEST MY BONE HAS BEEN IN LIKE THREE WEEKS spigot: ALSO JERKCITY IS ON TONIGHT pants: HELLO? spigot: T DEUCE NOT SURE IF IT'S A REPEAT pants: HELLO? spigot: T DEUCE I'M ALREADY TAPING IT pants: IS THERE ANYONE HERE pants: IS THIS THE IRC OR JUST UNIX spigot: T DEUCE NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU pants: MY GOOD CHRIST spigot: SCOOT OVER

pants: UH pants: IS THIS THING ON pants: HLAGHLUABLAGBLG I'M PANTS HALGHLUAGHULAG AND YOU'RE WATCHING THE JERKCITY CHANNEL BLBLBLBLBLBL BLOWING BUBBLES

: Xmas with pants who will recite for you a traditional English poem about christmas titled "God Bless the Master" pants: GOD BLESS THE MASTER OF THIS HAULGHUALG HOUSE pants: THE MISTRESS HLAULAHLAUGH ALSO pants: AND ALL THE LITTLE CHILDREN THAT HLUAGHULAG pants: HALGHLAGHULAHGLAG THAT ROUND THE TABLE GO pants: HULAGHULAULAG AND ALL YOUR HLAGHULAG AND HLAGHULAG pants: THAT HALGHUALHGLAUGHL DWELL BOTH FAR AND NEAR HALGUHAG pants: I WISH YOU A MERRY HALGHULAULAG CHRISTMAS pants: LOOK EVERYBODY I MADE TINSEL

spigot: AND THE NOMINEES FOR BEST CRUSHING AND SNORTING OF PILLS ARE spigot: AND THE AWARD FOR LOUDEST SNORING GOES TO spigot: PRESENTING THE LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD FOR TAKING ALL THE COOKIES spigot: THE DUMBEST SALSA spigot: PLUG FALLS OUT OF TV

spigot: AND NOW I PRESENT: THE JEW WHO HAD GAS (A PLAY IN TWO LINES) spigot: *FURP* spigot: OY VEY NO MORE LEAVENED BREAD pants: I AM STUNNED/IN AWE

spigot: I'D LIKE TO SHIFT THIS CONVERSATION BACK AROUND TO THE JIZZY DIR, ITS DWINDLING FIGURES pants: ARE YOU SAYING THAT THE JIZZY DIR IS LACKING spigot: WELL spigot: WE'RE ALL A LITTLE CONCERNED ABOUT IT pants: WELL THEN pants: LET ME CHECK THE JIZZ-O-METER spigot: OW pants: HUMMMMM WHIRRRR WORKING spigot: KINDLY UNCLAMP pants: SORRY HOLD ON pants: CLICK CLICK spigot: HUHHHHHHHHH THE DIR IS FINE ALREADY pants: EXHAUSTIVE TESTING, NO SUBSTITUTE FOR spigot: HOLY

spigot: I CAN'T TALK TO YOU AND LOOK AT THE JIZZY DIR AT THE SAME TIME deuce: T SPIGOT UNDERSTOOD deuce: T SPIGOT OVER AND OUT

spigot: A BLACK A WOMAN TWO JEWS AND A CRIPPLE spigot: THAT IS THE JOKE AND THE PUNCHLINE I GUESS

pants: THE JOY OF TYPING NONSENSE AND COMING BACK TO FIND MORE NONSENSE pants: ABSOLUTELY MURDER ME deuce: CONSIDER YOURSELF MURDERED pants: HURRY UP THEN

pants: T SPIGOT NOW YOU GOT THE JUICE spigot: T PANTS I WOULD RATHER MAKE AN EFFORT TO DO WITHOUT THE JUICE PLEASE

pants: ACCORDING TO LEGEND HALGHLAGHLA BLBLBLB GLAGLABGLABGL spigot: REMIND ME AGAIN IF WE DO JERKCITY FOR THE JUSTICE OR FOR THE LULZ

spigot: HERE IN THE LAB WE'RE DEVELOPING ARTIFICIALLY INTELLIGENT COCKS THAT SUCK THEMSELVES AND ALSO EACH OTHER spigot: HOLY GOD THE EXPERIMENT IS OUT OF CONTROL

deuce: HOW COME THOSE DINOSAURS HAVE MULTICOLORED HANDKERCHIEFS IN THEIR BACK POCKETS

pants: YOU LOVE IT WHEN THEY POKE pants: AS INDICATED BY POLLING DATA

pants: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH MY BODY AFTER I'VE PASSED deuce: I'M CERTAINLY NOT GOING TO FUCK IT deuce: OF ALL THINGS THAT I MIGHT DO WITH YOUR BODY, THAT'S THE LAST THING I'D POSSIBLY DO deuce: WHICH IS WHY I'M MENTIONING IT FIRST

pants: I HAVE SUBJECT IN MY SIGHT HE IS HEADING TOWARDS THE BATHROOM pants: OVER

spigot: I SURE DO WISH MY PENIS WOULD RALLY IN THE LATE AFTERNOON LIKE MSFT OR NVDA spigot: ANYWAY IF YOU'RE A DRUNK DIVORCED DAD WITH A GAMBLING PROBLEM AT A STRIP CLUB GO AHEAD AND SMASH THAT SUBSCRIBE BUTTON FOR MORE LINUS TECH TIPS

spigot: SHOULD IT BE "CHRISTMASSY" OR "CHRISTMASY" deuce: THE LATTER I THINK

pants: SSSSSNAKES SSSSSSSUCKING THINGSSSSSSSSSS deuce: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUCKING

pants: JERKCITY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER Q : Q : Q Q : Q Q pants: AND THE NUMBER (TRANSMISSION GARBLED) : ? atandt: YOU SMELL LIKE SOUR MILK (NOT THE GOOD KIND WAS RE: GAY CODE) : ? ? ? pants: THANK YOU FOR MAKING JERKCITY THE FATTEST GAYEST COMIC STRIP ON THE INTERNETS : POST NO BILLS

deuce: WHAT KIND OF QUEER LETTER IS T