spigot: SIR YOU ARE PUNCHING MY TEEF OU ANG I HAVENG EVEN SHOWG YOU THE BARGAINS

spigot: WHEN THE BEATLES SING "I WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAND" spigot: ARE WE ABSOLUTELY 100% SURE THEY'RE NOT SINGING "I WANT TO LICK NINE DICKS" spigot: BECAUSE THAT WOULD MAKE SLIGHTLY MORE SENSE

deuce: I JUST PLAYED IT SAFE BY BEATING OFF BEFORE, DURING, AND AFTER deuce: THAT WAY THERE'S NO CHANCE OF ANGERING THE BEATOFF GODS

bung: T DEUCE HONESTLY DO WOMEN GIVE THE BEST BLOWJOBS deuce: T BUNG I DON'T KNOW I'VE NEVER TALKED TO A WOMAN

deuce: SO WE'RE AGREED THEN deuce: WE STRIKE AT DAWN dick: HOW ABOUT MAYBE 7:30, 7:45? THAT WAY I CAN HAVE SOME COFFEE & TAKE A DUMP (KNOCK ON WOOD) deuce: FINE, LET'S JUST CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF

pants: YES SIR IT'S THE BEST MACHINE I'VE EVER HAD MY MEMBER INSIDE spigot: SHUT UP OR I WILL SERIOUSLY THROW A POPSICLE AT YOU

deuce: THE BEST PART OF A FILET-O-FISH IS THE O

pants: TO ME, THE BEST THING ABOUT MARIJUANA IS THAT EVERYTHING IS JUST "GOOD ENOUGH" pants: THERE WE GO AND IT'S OUT THE DOOR AND I'M BACK ON THE COUCH WITH THE BONG WHERE I BELONG

pants: SO UH pants: WHERE DO I END AND YOU BEGIN pants: THIS TRANSPORTER ACCIDENT MIGHT BE THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO US

spigot: THE BEST WAY TO DESCRIBE THE STATE OF BONERS AND JIZZ IN MY FACE RIGHT NOW WOULD MOST LIKELY BE CONSPICUOUSLY ABSENT spigot: I'LL FILE A BUG deuce: IN THE QUALITY ASSURANCE INDUSTRY WE LIKE TO CALL THEM "PROBLEM REPORTS" OR "DEFECT REPORTS" pants: I CALL IT "DONALD DUCK ORANGE JUICE" spigot: CHANGING THE RESOLUTION TO FAT

pants: the best way to survive a street fight?????? gay dad weed spigot: folks a friend in need is a gay dad weed

pants: MOOF!!!!!!!!! I’M CLARIS THE BI-CURIOUS DOGCOW AND I WANT TO LEARN ABOUT YOUR GENTIALS deuce: THEY'RE SOFT AND SAGGY AND THEY MAKE NOISES LIKE SANDPAPER WHEN I W-- WAIT A MINUTE DOGCOWS AREN'T REAL YOU'RE AN IMPOSTOR :: RUNS AWAY

spigot: CHUBBY TOP SEEKS PISS PAL FOR SCRUBBING pants: YOU'VE BEEN UP IN THE BIG BIG CITY FOR TOO LONG spigot: T PANTS OR NOT LONG ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pants: MAKING THE BIG MOUTH NOISE deuce: WHAT'S THE BIG MOUTH NOISE pants: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA deuce: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

pants: BEAT ME OFF AT THE HENRY MILLER MEMORIAL LIBRARY

net: T DEUCE DOES IT MAKE THE BIONIC MAN NOISE WHILE YOU SHIT deuce: T NET NO BUT I TURN INTO A HOT CHICK LIKE THE BIONIC WOMAN net: T DEUCE THE BIONIC WOMAN WAS HOT EVEN WHILE OFF-DUTY

pants: T SPIGOT YOUR BIRTHDAY'S COMING UP AND spigot: I DON'T CARE FOR ANYTHING REPRESENTED IN REAL LIFE OR IN CYBER-SPACE

pants: * deuce: THE BLACK DOT FROM ADVENTURE CAN NOT HELP YOU NOW

dick: tectonic plates are a bunch of pussies pants: crisp clean refreshing gayballs dick: the blacker the better

deuce: piss sticks are like fish sticks but different spigot: i would say they are both frozen deuce: right deuce: but one tastes fishy and the other tastes pissy spigot: i won't play the blame game

spigot: BEAT-OFF MODE

pants: THE BONER CRISIS: DAY EIGHT pants: LET'S ALL LICK EIGHT DICKS spigot: ARGGGGG !!! I HAVBE THESE PIECES OF EIGHT !!? spigot: OR I THOUGHT I DID spigot: HOLD spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP spigot: HURMPH CLATTER CLANK BONK URF SMASH CRASH SON OF A spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP spigot: OH RIGHT spigot: THE PIECES OF EIGHT spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP

spigot: YOU TALKED ME INTO A BONG / HIT spigot: AND NOW / I HAVE / TO POO spigot: SQUIRRRRRRPTH spigot: AND NOW I HAVE TO POO spigot: SQUIRRRPTH spigot: AND NOW I HAVE TO POO spigot: SQUIRRRRRRRPTH spigot: HI / HO / THE DAIRY-O spigot: AND NOW I HAVE TO POO spigot: SQUIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPTH spigot: BEAT ME OFF 2WICE

spigot: BONK BONK BONK BONK spigot: BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK spigot: BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK EH FUCK IT

pants: REPEATING MYSELF: DO I **HAVE** TO TAKE A CRAP IN THIS BOX spigot: WHAT IF THERE WERE A BIGGER BOX AND WITHOUT ME BEING BLINDFOLDED deuce: YOU WILL STAY THERE WHILE I RAIN PISS ON YOU pants: I TELL YOU SOON YOU WILL HAVE A BOX WITH SOME POO IN IT spigot: LGHBLHGLHBLHGLHB I'VE SEEN THIS ONE BLLBLBLBLBPTH deuce: MY PLAN IS WORKING PERFECTLY pants: WE ARE CLOWNING AROUND

spigot: REMEMBER TO GET OUT AND VOTE pants: WOULD SIR LIKE ICE IN HIS PELLEGRINO spigot: UM, UNLESS THE ICE IS CARBONATED THE ANSWER IS NO pants: THE BREAD GUY RESPECTFULLY REQUESTS THAT HE MAY BE ALLOWED TO LEAVE HIS SHIRT ON

spigot: IS A TRANS LIKE A TRAIN OR A TRAM OR COUNTRY TRANSIT pants: THE BUS ONE

pants: MOSTLY CRABS atandt: T PANTS TRANSLATION: JERK ME SILLY atandt: T DEUCE ALTERNATE TRANSLATION: WHERE IS THE BUS TO YOUR FACE?

pants: FIRST OFF, THE BUSHES ARE A GOOD PLACE TO HIDE deuce: YOU'RE DISTRACTING MY MASTURBATION HERE pants: OH pants: SORRY pants: LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE DONE JERKING THERE deuce: WILL DO pants: AHEM pants: SIR pants: TAP TAP TAP

deuce: MARRY ME pants: WELL I WOULD LIKE TO BUT I AM UNDER THE WEATHER deuce: ARE YOU NOW pants: NO pants: I LIED TO GET OUT OF MARRIAGE

pants: AHGLAHGLUHALGAG spigot: WOOOHOOO HEY PEOPLE SPACE NUTS IS ON spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP AND BE QUIET deuce: GAHULGHALGAG : SPACE NUTS : "Sparky" : Captain : Private Jim

pants: THE CAPTAIN ALWAYS GOES DOWN ON THE SHIP

pants: FANNNNNYPAAAAACK deuce: ARE YOU A GH-GH-GHOST pants: I AM pants: BOO deuce: EEK A GHOST

pants: I JUST NEED TO KNOW HOW MANY COWBOYS AND WHAT THEY ARE DOING spigot: I'LL HAVE FAG FRIES WITH RAM RANCH pants: ANY SAUCE WITH THAT deuce: HE JUST SAID RAM RANCH YOU IMPERTINENT WAITER pants: SACRE BLEU

deuce: T PANTS WHAT DOES "ESTRANGED" MEAN deuce: T PANTS DOES IT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH GETTING MORE KILBASA IN MY MOUTH pants: T DEUCE I AM WRITING THE CAST OF NASH BRIDGES TO SEE IF THEY WILL INVESTIGATE

deuce: LET'S LICK DICK pants: PUT ON THE SOUNDTRACK TO TRAINSPOTTING deuce: COCKS pants: ALRIGHTY deuce: JERKING ME HEADWISE pants: FUMBLING WITH THE CDS AND THE BOOMBOX AND YOUR JEANS

spigot: CHAIR RECOGNIZES THE GENTLEMAN ABOUT TO BUST A NUT

pants: I WILL MATCH YOU DICK FOR DICK AND WE WILL SEE WHO IS THE CRAZIEST deuce: YOU THINK SO HUH

atandt: CHARLIE ROSE TOUCHED MY BOTTOM

deuce: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM pants: ARE YOU MILKING ME??? I AM NOT OF THE BOVINE VARIETY!!! I WANT A LAWYER

spigot: THE CHILDREN spigot: OUR MOST PRECIOUS RESOURCE spigot: HURRRRRRR LITERALLY TOO FAT TO PUSH AND PUNCH THE JOYPAD

spigot: DROWN PANTS, TRAVEL BACK TO PRESENT, EVERYONE IS RETARDED spigot: DROWN PANTS AND DEUCE, TRAVEL BACK TO PRESENT, JERKCITY NEVER INVENTED spigot: I PRAY YOU NEVER HAVE TO MAKE THE CHOICES I DID THAT DAY

pants: YES I THINK SO pants: YOU'RE CHOKING ME SOMEHOW pants: I LIKE THE CHOKE

pants: GET ON MY GROOVY TRAIN spigot: BALLS pants: JUST REV YOUR ENGINE ONCE TO BE GAY WITH ME, TWICE TO BE QUEER spigot: VROOM VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PULLING OUT THE CHOKE QUICKLY AND THE CLUTCH SLOWLY spigot: SQUIRK SQUEAK SQUIRK CHONK CHONK SLIPPING OUT OF GEAR HERE spigot: NEED TO PARK AT DAD'S HOUSE UNTIL JUL 4

spigot: HERE'S THE CHURCH AND HERE'S THE STEEPLE AND HERE'S MY CATS EATING A POUND OF FIDDLE FADDLE

spigot: HELP ME TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET ABOUT MY FAT QUEERNESS deuce: I CAN'T deuce: I'M STUCK IN THE CLOSET PRETTY SOLIDLY MYSELF deuce: HEY I HAVE A GREAT IDEA deuce: MAYBE WE CAN HELP EACH OTHER OUT OF THE CLOSET deuce: TOGETHER spigot: I'D LIKE TO MAKE OUR ENGAGEMENT PUBLIC AT THE END OUR TOILET SEX deuce: WELL I'M KIND OF NEW AT THIS BUT OKEE DOKE

pants: FEEDING BANANAS TO MY DICK spigot: STOP MAKING FUN OF THE CLOUD spigot: MY DICK PICS SHOW UP ON ALL HER DEVICES

deuce: HUHHHHHHHHHH spigot: I'M FUNNY LIKE THE CLOWN IS FUNNY deuce: T SPIGOT CLOWNS AREN'T FUNNY spigot: THE GAY CLOWN WITH HIS PANTS DOWN OUTSIDE THE WINDOW DURING YOUR JOB INTERVIEW HOLDING A SIGN THAT SAYS "HIRE THIS GUY"

pants: CRAMMING SMALL METAL OBJECTS INTO MY ASS, WAITING PATIENTLY FOR THE CLUNK pants: >>>THE CLUNK<<<

pants: THE COCKMOBILE WILL COME TO MY TOWN SOME DAY spigot: DON'T DO IT IT'S A TRAP pants: THEN I CAN SUCK DICKS FROM FARAWAY LANDS spigot: RUN pants: AND LOCAL COCKS THAT I KNOW AND LOVE spigot: HUBLUBHLBUHLBULHBLHB WHY DIDN'T I STAY IN SCHOOL

spigot: LGHBLHGLHB pants: GLHBLHGLBHLGH spigot: GLHBLHGLHBLHGLBH pants: BHGLHBLHGLHBLGLHB pants: GHLBHGLHLBHLGHLHB spigot: WAIT WAIT pants: GHBLHGLHBLHGLBLBLH spigot: I SAID WAIT HANG ON pants: WHAT?????? spigot: BHGLHBLHGLHBLGHLBHLG pants: OH MY GOD NO FAIR spigot: BHGLHBLHGLHBLHGLBH pants: GLHBLHGLHBLGHLBHGLHB

spigot: WHY THERE'S THE DEUCE, MAYOR OF SMARTSVILLE: HI DEUCE spigot: QUESTION, IF I spigot: HOIF OW GOD HOLY PROPS AND PORN HONKING AND PUSHING

deuce: DOES ANYBODY WORSHIP THE COMMISH LIKE I DO ??!?!? pants: I PREFER CAKE, PIE net: T DEUCE HE'S A LITTLE ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES AND DOESN'T PLAY BY THE RULES pants: ALSO ICE CREAM net: ALSO I WOULD DESCRIBE HIM AS "A BIG LUG (BUT LOVABLE)" pants: I MENTIONED CAKE ABOVE (PREVIOUSLY) pants: ALSO HOSTESS PRODUCTS AND PRODUCTS RELATED TO THE HOSTESS LINE

deuce: I'm not sure why we should be so scared about the coefficient of variation??? {{{ STATISTICS JOKE }}} pants: i do not care for the company of deviants deuce: WELL YOU HAVE CHOSEN STRANGE FRIENDS THEN

spigot: WEAVE ME A HEARTSCAPE deuce: T SPIGOT WHAT

atandt: I GOT NOTHING

pants: MMMMM HUGGING AND PETTING AND PULLING YOUR SKIN BACK TO REVEAL WHAT GUNK IS ON THE SIDES OF YOUR EYEBALLS pants: MMMM PINK STUFF GETTING MY TONGUE IN THERE deuce: ARE YOU GIVING ME A VET EXAM pants: YOUR SECRET FAG CHAT ROOM

pants: SLOWLY SUCKING THE COCK EVEN THOUGH I CAN CLEARLY MAKE OUT AIDS BUGS CRAWLING ALL OVER THE FUCKING THING deuce: DUDE THOSE ARE ANTS -- I FELL ASLEEP NEAR AN ANTHILL deuce: YOU KNOW I DON'T THINK I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE deuce: WHAT DID I JUST SAY pants: THE CONTENTS OF MY MOUTH: MOOSHED UP ANTS, PRE-COME, SPITTLE

pants: CONDOM WRAPPERS, EMPTY BEER CANS, CIGARETTE BUTTS, A WILD BUNNY EATING BIRDSEED

pants: SUDDENLY, BONGS COULD BE HEARD IN THE DISTANCE deuce: BONG deuce: BONG deuce: BONG deuce: BONG deuce: BONG BONG deuce: BONG BONG BONG BONG deuce: (GETTING LOUDER AS IT GETS CLOSER YOU SEE) pants: THANKS DOCTOR DOPPLER deuce: T PANTS THIS IS ABOUT INTENSITY NOT FREQUENCY SO FUCK OFF MR. WIZARD

atandt: THE CORRECTION IS NOTED BUT YOUR ATTITUDE IS A TAD HARSH

spigot: i've had enough beers to know i don't want to go to school tomorrow, i want to stay on carl sagan's ship of the imagination and listen to vangelis spigot: can you show me where on the cosmic calendar where neil degrasse tyson touched you

spigot: THE FIVE DOLLAR FROG ATE THE THIRTY DOLLAR FROG

pants: WAIT A MINUTE pants: WHICH ONE OF YOU IS OPERATING THE CRANK pants: PLEASE DO SOMETHING THIS IS CHAFING

pants: SOME MANNER OF PISS CRISIS pants: WIPE IT OFF AND PUT IT BACK ONTO THE PLATE pants: OKAY GO BACK TO TURNING THE CRANK

net: CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH net: CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH net: CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH net: CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH pants: YAY THE CROTCH ARMY pants: MARCHING AND SINGING THE CROTCH SONG

spigot: I WONDER IF I'LL BE ABLE TO BEAT OFF LATER spigot: BUT FIRST THE NEWS spigot: HGLAHUG GHLAHLUA LUAGHLALG BHGAHULG

spigot: HOW ABOUT THE DANCE OF THE SEVEN PRICKS IN MY FACE spigot: NOTE: THEY MUST BE FAT PRICKS

hanford: BONEQUEST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY pants: OH SORRY I'LL BE QUIET hanford: STATIC STATIC SHOUTING MORE STATIC MORE PEOPLE SHOUTING hanford: GUNSHOTS AND SCREAMS THEN BREAKING WINDOWS pants: GONNA FUCK ME A ZOMBIE

deuce: WHY AREN'T MY CONTROL MESSAGES WORKING ANYMORE

deuce: SHUT YOUR WORD FACE pants: THE WORDS, THEY TUMBLE OUT deuce: YOUR FACE CONTAINING WORDS pants: LIKE POO FROM A CUNT pants: THESE ARE THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES

spigot: LET'S ALL DO THE DEAD PARROT SKETCH spigot: NO YOU DIDN'T spigot: YES I DID spigot: NO YOU HURPH FAGS IN MY MOUTH CAN'T BREATHE OR GET UP spigot: I CALL IT MICRO$LOTH - NOTE THE DOLLAR SIGN

deuce: T NET WHEN YOU GET PANTS ALONE IN THE WOODS HE'S ALL HANDS :Microsoft Chat [X] : /!\ The user pants is not connected. : [ OK ]

spigot: CAN I PLEASE ASK WHO TOOK A SHIT IN THE DEVELOPER DISTRIBUTION PORTAL spigot: IT GOT DISTRIBUTED ALL OVER THE DEVELOPERS spigot: THE PORTAL IS FINE

deuce: T EFFIGY HAS THE DIABETES PROBLEM CLEARED UP YET spigot: AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO IF IT WEREN'T FOR THAT MEDDLING VAMPYRE

deuce: COULD SOMEONE PLEASE POINT ME TO THE NEAREST CACHE OF DICKS pants: DEAR DICK CACHE GOD, pants: PLEASE GIVE UNCLE DEUCE WHAT HE NEEDS pants: WHAT pants: WELL SOMETIMES HE SAYS HE'S MY UNCLE pants: SERIOUSLY THOUGH HOOK UP MY FRIEND HERE pants: LOVE, PANTS pants: NOW WE WAIT

deuce: HOLY CHRIST I'M GAY deuce: HELLO PEOPLE GAY net: GAY? deuce: THAT'S THE ONE net: I'LL TAKE TWO BUCKETS deuce: BRING THEM HERE net: YOU ARE THE DICK CHECKOUT COUNTER???? deuce: BRING THEM HERE net: THIS ONE DOESN'T HAVE A PRICE TAG deuce: BRING IT net: CLEANUP ON AISLE 4

pants: LOWER ME INTO THE DICK PIT PLZ spigot: HOLY - THE ROPE SNAPPED (FALLING INTO THE DICKS) spigot: BONK OW CLONK OW DONK OW spigot: SON OF A

pants: SO UH pants: THE DICKS GOT OUT OF THE GARDEN AGAIN deuce: CRAM THEM DOWN pants: I TRIED THAT BUT THEY WON'T GO BACK IN WITHOUT A FIGHT AND I CAN'T FIND THE BROOM deuce: IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO BECOME THE MAN YOU CAN BE

spigot: WHY IS MY FACE NEXT TO THE DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION AND SOMEONE WROTE LOL ON IT

pants: maybe you could come down and de-rust my table saw sometime honey deuce: do you use spit to do that because I have spit pants: maybe for the director's cut

deuce: SHUT UP pants: I’M SORRY FOR TALKING

pants: THE DICKLICKER FACTORY CALLED!!!!!!!!!! pants: THEY HAVE CONCERNS ABOUT WORKING CONDITIONS AND WOULD BENEFIT FROM MORE SAFETY TRAINING

pants: I TAUGHT YOU ALCHEMY

spigot: I AM A COCKSMITH spigot: TINK TINK ALONE IN MY WORKSHOP CLINK DONK spigot: THE DOOR IS UNLOCKED AND MY PANTS ARE DOWN

spigot: HELPING YOU SHOP THE DOPEST BRANDS pants: FLAPPING MY BATHROBE OPEN TO EXPOSE MY GENITALS BUT THEN I QUICKLY CLOSE THE ROBE pants: I REPEAT THIS UNTIL I FLAP AWAY IN SEARCH OF A BRIGHT LIGHT

net: I THINK IT'S TIME TO RE-EVALUATE THE DRAKE EQUATION IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN deuce: YOU'RE NOT GOING TO ADD EXTRA TERMS FOR JERKING, FAGGOTS ARE YOU net: YES BUT STILL WHAT deuce: LET ME START FROM THE BEGINNING ENGLISH IS AN INDOEUROPEAN LANGUAGE net: WAKE ME WHEN WE GET TO THE DIPHTHONGS

spigot: THE DREADED LATE-NIGHT CYBERSQUIRTS

pants: MMMMMFFPTHPTPPTHTPHTHFHFTTHTHHH pants: MY BONER HAS ITS OWN STORY pants: CHAPTER 1: IN THE BEGINNING THERE WERE DICKS pants: CHAPTER 2: PLAYING WITH IT, SHAPING IT, CAPPING IT OFF pants: CHAPTER 9: OPENING THE UMBRELLA UP INSIDE ME pants: CHAPTER 28: THE DREADED ELECTRIC PENCIL SHARPENER pants: HURRRRRRANG HUHHHHH pants: (CHANGING PITCH) HUHHH GHLLGULGLKLG

spigot: OKAY WHAT THESE ARE IS A LIST OF SICK/TWISTED LINKS AND MANY ARE WEIRD!!!! spigot: I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE CONTENTS!!! spigot: YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!! BEWARE!!!! spigot: ABANDON ALL HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER THE DREADED L-I-N-K-S P-A-G-E!!!!!! spigot: THE ONION <-- NEWS BUT WITH A TWIST!!! spigot: USER FRIENDLY <-- THE ONLY GOOD SITE IN CYBERSPACE spigot: SLASHDOT <-- NEWS FOR NERDS!!!!!!! spigot: RED MEAT <-- DEMENTED!!!! THE GUY SHOULD BE LOCKED UP!!!! spigot: BLAM BLAM BLAM WITH THE GUN AND WHACK HACK WITH THE KNIFE spigot: YOUR DEAD FUCKING HEAD DOWN THE TOILET

deuce: DADDY IS THAT YOU pants: YES IT IS deuce: I CAN'T SEE YOU WITH THE BAG PULLED OVER MY HEAD AND TIGHTENED AROUND MY NECK pants: YOU KNOW THE DRILL

spigot: CAN DRONES BE USED TO FOLLOW SOMEONE AROUND WITH BIG SIGN THAT SAYS FAG AND MAYBE AN ARROW

spigot: IF THE DOLE IS A DICK THEN I WISH TO BE ON IT

pants: DICKS pants: EXCUSE ME BUT YOU ARE THE DUKE OF NEW YORK (YOU ARE A-NUMBER-ONE) pants: DICKS deuce: GO ON pants: I CAN DO NOTHING FOR YOU SON pants: DICKS pants: (ECHOLOCATION) deuce: STAY OUT OF MY VAGINA pants: USA OUT OF YOUR VAGINA

pants: HMN spigot: WHAT pants: OH NOTHING spigot: I THOUGHT YOU SAID SOMETHING pants: NO, NO

pants: UH pants: YOU WANNA GET SOMETHING TO EAT spigot: UH spigot: MAYBE LATER pants: WE CAN GET BURRITOS OR SOMETHING

atandt: CHAPTER ONE: ELECTRONIC COMMERCE AND THE INTERNET atandt: CHAPTER TWO: CHARACTERISTICS OF DIGITAL PRODUCTS AND PROCESSES atandt: CHAPTER THREE: INTERNET INFRASTRUCTURE AND PRICING atandt: CHAPTER FOUR: ECONOMIC ASPECTS OF COPYRIGHT PROTECTION atandt: CHAPTER FIVE: WHAT TO DO WHEN YOUR WANG IS STUCK FAST IN THE GLORY HOLE atandt: CHAPTER SIX: HOW TO TELL IF YOU'RE A JOHN OR A JOHN'S JOHN atandt: CHAPTER SEVEN: OOF URF YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE atandt: PLEASE SEND HELP OR MCDONALD'S

pants: I'M SO SORRY pants: FOR EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED pants: IT IS MY FAULT BECAUSE IT WAS MY PROJECT pants: AND IT'S BECAUSE OF ME THAT WE'RE HERE NOW pants: HUNGRY COLD AND HUNTED pants: I'M SO SCARED pants: I'M GOING TO DIE OUT HERE pants: HUALGALHLAHULAHLAG