deuce: WE HAVE A RUNNER spigot: EVERYBODY RUNS

pants: SIGN MY PETITION TO FORCE NBC TO RENEW SPIGOT THE BEAR FOR ONE MORE SEASON AND ALSO WHY ISN'T IT ON ITUNES

spigot: PLEASE TELL ME THERE ARE BONERS HERE spigot: OKAY POP A COCK IN YOUR FAT FACE AND SHUT UP spigot: LATER DIPSHITS

spigot: NOT GAY NOT GAY NOT GAY NOT GAY NOT GAY NOT GAY NOT GAY NOT GAY

spigot: HAVE I SMOKED SO MUCH DOPE THAT I ONLY *THINK* I'M ENTERING JOKES

spigot: OK CHIEF HERE'S THE SCENE: WE GOT TWO DEAD FAGGOTS IN THE BACKYARD spigot: BOTH ARE WEARING PINK PANSY DRESSES AND LIPSTICK spigot: FOUR DEAD FAGGOTS IN THE GARAGE spigot: LOOKS LIKE THEY CHOKED TO DEATH ON THEIR OWN QUEERNESS spigot: AND A BUNCH OF DEAD FAGS IN THE LIVING ROOM spigot: WE'RE NOT SURE HOW THEY DIED spigot: WE KNOW IT INVOLVES SUCKING DICK spigot: GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF ME LIEUTENANT

spigot: THERE'S NOTHING PERVERTED OR GAY ABOUT ME WANTING TO OPEN A BOUTIQUE deuce: UNNNNNGH spigot: IT'S A COCK BOUTIQUE WITH LITTLE BOWS AND RIBBONS BUT IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK spigot: LITTLE HATS AND COSTUMES FOR THE PUPPET SHOW I PUT ON EVERY MORNING spigot: MMM HURBLE BURBLE LOOK AT ME ON MY WAY TO SCHOOL spigot: I SURE AM GAY spigot: TIME FOR COCKS spigot: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM BAM BAM BAM THIS IS NO DREAM

spigot: WELCOME SPIGOT'S BURGERS!!!!!!!! spigot: T PANTS DEUCE WILL SQUEEZE THE BURGERS AND EFFIGY WILL GRILL THE BURGERS AND YOU CAN SERVE THE BURGERS!!!! AND IT WILL BE CALLED SPIGOT'S BURGERS spigot: MORE BEER FOR ME BUT FIRST SEVERAL BONGHITS

spigot: THE WEATHER STARTED GETTING ROUGH / MY TINY DICK WAS LICKED spigot: IF NOT FOR THE COURAGE OF THE FEARLESS CREW / I AM A DICKLICKER

spigot: I SERIOUSLY NEED A SPILL-PROOF MUG IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE JERKING ME LIKE THAT deuce: SUFFER IN SUCKING

deuce: I'M YOUR SPIRIT GUIDE deuce: HOWEVER I'M REALLY SHIT AT IT deuce: I JUST TELL YOU TO SET FIRES AND PUNCH COPS

deuce: I'M YOUR SPIRIT GUIDE deuce: HOWEVER I'M REALLY SHIT AT IT deuce: I JUST TELL YOU TO SET FIRES AND PUNCH COPS

spigot: UH spigot: I DON'T spigot: THAT IS TO SAY

pants: GULP ME DOWN pants: THEN SPIT ME BACK UP pants: GARGLE WITH ME IS WHAT I'M SAYING deuce: YOU ARE INDIGESTIBLE

pants: THE LORD LIVES AT 0,0 deuce: NO THAT'S WHERE THE WUMPUS IS pants: I'VE FOUND THAT HE MOVES AROUND deuce: NOT THIS TIME (HE BROKE HIS ANKLE) pants: AWWWW YEAH WE'RE GONNA SPITROAST HIM

pants: EVERYBODY DRINK A LOT OF WATER AND BRING A DIXIE CUP pants: MEET ME IN THE PARKING LOT NEAR PAYLESS pants: WE CAN SPLASH EACH OTHER SILLY WITH WARM SALTY GOODNESS

pants: SPLASH MOUNTAIN WILL BECOME DEUCE'S SHITS, BASED ON THE ANIMATED FILM “THE PRINCESS AND THE HOLLOW LOG STUFFED WITH POO BECAUSE THERE WAS NO WHERE ELSE TO PUT IT,” WHICH FEATURED THE COMPANY'S FIRST BLACK PRINCESS. spigot: E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORIES GOES BEHIND THE LOG pants: SPOILER: MORE POO

spigot: splish splash / i was sucking a dick

atandt: FLUSH pants: PLOP SPLUT pants: SOMETHING WRONG HERE pants: SOME MANNER OF EMERGENCY atandt: SPLUT BAD

pants: OH GOD POO EVERYWHERE spigot: EVEN THE TOILET BOWL ???????

spigot: HURRRRRRRR SQUATS AND REPS AND LIFTS AND SPLUTTERY SHITS pants: OATS 'N SQUATS / OATS 'N SQUATS pants: BUT I pants: OATS 'N SQUATS pants: OKAY

spigot: SPOILERS FOLLOW: spigot: ... spigot: ... spigot: ... spigot: ... spigot: ... spigot: ... spigot: COCKS

spigot: QUIET WHILE I READ TOM CLANCY'S FORCE OF POKING spigot: SPOILERS !!! spigot: I'M A FAG deuce: T SPIGOT THAT'S NOT MUCH OF A SPOILER SIR

pants: BLUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH pants: SHUFFLING SOUNDS FROM THE HAUNTED STALL pants: DARE I INVESTIGATE

spigot: WHO YA TALKIN' TO SPIGOT spigot: A SPOOKY FONT SPELLING OUT THE TITLE OF THE FILM: spigot: H T M L

deuce: I AM SO GAY I SEE SPOTS bung: WHAT COLOR (TESTING FOR GAYNESS) deuce: SOME KIND OF PINK OR FUCHSIA bung: YOU'VE GOT GAY

deuce: DING DONG pants: SPRAY ME WITH WATER SO I CAN GROW

pants: A RED X ON ONE OF YOUR EYES, NEVER CONSISTENT, EVER PRESENT pants:HELP ME PUT POO BACK INTO MY BOTTOM pants: USE THE GOOD TOWELS

atandt: PERHAPS BONGHITS WILL UNTANGLE THESE EXTENSION CORDS

pants: GIVE ME A DOLLAR spigot: ONE MINUTE TWO MINUTES THRRRRRRRRRRRRR SPRINT SENSE HURTS pants: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR spigot: MY BATHROOM pants: RUGBURN ON MY FOREHEAD PEOPLE THIS SUCKS

spigot: T DEUCE I DRINK SAPPOROOUT OF CANS BECAUSETHE CANS ARE MAGNETICAND CAN STICK RIGHTTO MY TILTED EASEL deuce: T SPIGOT SO HOW DOES THATEXPLAIN ALL THE SQUIGGLY DICKSBOUNCING AND SPROINGING

spigot: URF HURF OOF OW HONK DUH SPURTING pants: THE MERRY-GO-ROUND BROKE DOWN

spigot: BOOBS spigot: BALLS pants: GO ON spigot: COCKS pants: YES spigot: NUTS pants: ALL RIGHT spigot: I'M EXHAUSTED pants: THAT'S OKAY pants: YOU DID YOUR PART pants: AND YOU DID IT WELL pants: BUT NOW IT'S UP TO THE REST OF US

spigot: OLIVER STONE'S SNOWDEN (2016) JUST INFORMED ME SQL INJECTIONS AND MALWARE WILL TEAR OUR COUNTRY APART IN CYBERSPACE pants: WHEREAS JASON BOURNE (2016) INFORMED THAT SQL COULD BE USED TO CORRUPT A DATABASE

deuce: ] deuce: DICKS spigot: T DEUCE THE DICKS MUST BE ENCLOSED WITH THE SQUARE BRACKETS (THANKS)

spigot: URF YOU KICKED ME SQUARE IN THE FRUITABLES spigot: HOLY BALLS AND GAYS spigot: YOUR PARTICIPLES AREN'T THE ONLY THING DANGLING

deuce: PLEASE KICK ME SQUARE IN THE FUCKING HEAD pants: MY FAG FEET ARE MUCH TOO FRAGILE, I WOULD ONLY HURT MYSELF

spigot: YOU ARE POKING ME SQUARE IN THE MOUTH!!!!! spigot: AND YOU SIR ARE POKING ME SQUARE UP THE REAR END!!!! spigot: I'M LIKE A CHICKEN ON A ROTISSERIE spigot: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR spigot: WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR spigot: AM I DONE spigot: WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

spigot: T PANTS WILL YOU GO ON GOLDEN POND WITH ME pants: T SPIGOT THAT SOUNDS TOO MUCH LIKE ME SQUATTING IN THE TUB WHILE YOU GUSH PISS DOWN ON ME pants: T SPIGOT WHAT TIME spigot: PUHHHHHHHHHHHH HUHHHHHHHHHHH PUHHHHHHH

: Don't get too close. He's seriously considering you as a fucktoy. deuce: MY PENIS DOESN'T WORK !!! deuce: WHEN I HIT IT WITH A HAMMER IT DOESN'T SQUEAK ANYMORE

spigot: SOME CAR OUT THERE NEEDS A NEW FAN BELT pants: THOSE ARE CRICKETS spigot: WELL THEY ALL NEED NEW FAN BELTS

pants: CHOP ALL OF OUR HEADS OFF deuce: ALREADY SEVERED pants: SOMEHOW STILL YAPPING deuce: MOUTH STILL MOVING, GOES SILENT IMMEDIATELY, STILL SOMEHOW JUST AS ANNOYING pants: SQUEAKING NOISES

spigot: you don't squeeze my nuts during blowjobs anymore pants: maybe instead one could put the succ into succulent (say aloud in ed kemper voice) spigot: you must have ballzheimers pants: from now on just say everything aloud as kemper

spigot: SQUEEZE MY NUTS AND PRICK AND MAKE A HONKING NOISE spigot: SIR CAN I BREAK UP THE SET AND JUST GET THE FEB 96 HUSTLER AND THE AUG 97 BARELY LEGAL spigot: SIR BEHIND THE COUNTER

pants: BUHHHHHHHHHH atandt: HUHHHHHH pants: SQUEEZE pants: THE atandt: HEY pants: ORANGE pants: JUICE atandt: QUIT IT

spigot: HI I'M JOSEPH AND THIS IS MY TECHNICOLOR DREAMCOAT deuce: OSTRICH NUTS spigot: WHAM BAM BAM BAM HOLY GOD POUNDING MY NUTS INTO THE SAND deuce: "OSTRICH" IS A FUNNY WORD deuce: IT REMINDS ME OF "PUSHING AND PUNCHING YOUR SQUEEZY BOUNCY NUTS INTO ANOTHER WORLD"

spigot: i am absolutely using squibs under my shirt for my next all hands spigot: any questions spigot: BLAM BLAM BLAM spigot: and then i wanna do a big gay GURK!!!!!!!!!!!! and flop over spigot: can you guys believe i was assassinated just now

pants: IS THIS A HANDJOB deuce: SPLURK SPLUT SQUIP NOPE SQUIRP SPLURP SPLUP

spigot: PLEASE MOVE SO I CAN TINKLE deuce: OCCUPIED spigot: * * SPLOOSH * * OH GOOD LORD MY CELLULAR SMARTPHONE FROM VERIZON WIRELESS deuce: SQUIRP spigot: GOD DAMNIT ALL deuce: SQUIRRRPPPTHPPPTHTHPP TPTTHH PLGKTHGLGLOT HLGSP>G\L"{

spigot: WILL JENNA JAMESON HAVE A SQUIRT BOOTH AT THE LILITH FAIR deuce: SHE WILL JUST BLEND IN WITH ALL THE OTHER BLONDE BIG BOOBED BORINGS

pants: OBVIOUSLY THE PEOPLE WHO WORK HERE DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT

pants: WOULD SIR CARE FOR WINDEX IN THE EYES

pants: consternation, furrowed brows while i crabwalk down the hall, squirting piss onto the wainscoting

spigot: YOU KNOW IT'S BAD WHEN YOUR SQUIRTSHITS FILL UP THE BOWL ABOVE THE WATERLINE

uncredited lady: st. john's / may i help you spigot: is this st. john the baptist uncredited lady: yes it is spigot: i wondered if there was someone around who could tell me about church uncredited lady: um spigot: ok uncredited lady: yes spigot: see right now i'm in something called the church of joe's dick spigot: and this guy joe comes over every sunday spigot: and he flops his dick around in my face spigot: and rubs his balls all over my lips spigot: he pisses in my hair and up my nose spigot: i don't think it's for me spigot: can you tell me if catholicism is any different

spigot: DOES ST. PATRICK'S DAY REALLY MEAN I CAN ASK ANY DRUNK IRISHMAN TO LICK MY DICK pants: AYE spigot: MAY I PLEASE BE EXCGBLGLBLGCUSED

spigot: RING RING spigot: HELLO spigot: NO SHE'S DEAD spigot: CLONK BA-DONK pants: HOLDING HER HEAD UNDERWATER TO BE SURE

spigot: WHOA HOLY GOD SHIT FALLING spigot: BONK spigot: I'M OKAY PEOPLE JUST A MINOR ACCIDENT spigot: WOAH HOLY GOD AGAIN ALREADY HANG ON HOLY JESUS spigot: BONK BONK BONK

pants: I SPECIFICALLY CHECKED "COWBOY BONER", NOT A FUCKING XMAS BONER spigot: I CANNOT MAKE CHANGE

spigot: DAY ONE DIGS IN THE DIRT AND SLEEPS spigot: DAY TWO EATS THEN SLEEPS IN THE SUN spigot: DAY THREE OBVIOUSLY WORKING ON PLAN TO ABUSE USENET

pants: HORMPTH DIARRHEA HORMPTH HORMPTH HORMPTH spigot: TRYING TO LOAD MY STALL-SIDE APPLET atandt: IS THAT WISE? spigot: OR IS IT TRYING TO LOAD ME ????? spigot: TO BE CONTINUED !!!!!!!! pants: I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT SEASON pants: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT TOILET BRUSH atandt: I CAN'T TAKE YOU ANYWHERE

pants: if it wasn't for the writing of stan lee and the drawings of steve ditko, i might not have ever done none of those rapes

atandt: SELECT * FROM WANGS WHERE LENGTH >= '5.75' AND LICKED='N' AND HIV='N' AND FULL_BLOWN_AIDS='N' AND HERPES='N' AND FAGGOTRY='SLOBBERY' ORDER BY STONED, GAY DESC LIMIT 186000

deuce: TIME TO CHANGE THE JERKSHIRT spigot: DOES STANDING ON A CHAIR AND JERKING ON MY OWN FACE MAKE ME GAY deuce: NO IT'S ONLY IF I'M IN YOU AT THE SAME TIME spigot: NOT UNDERSTUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH spigot: OKAY THEN

deuce: TIME TO CHANGE THE JERKSHIRT spigot: MCNUGGETS ETC spigot: DOES STANDING ON A CHAIR AND JERKING ON MY OWN FACE MAKE ME GAY deuce: NO IT'S ONLY IF I'M IN YOU AT THE SAME TIME spigot: IN THE ROOM WITH ME? NOT UNDERSTUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OKAY THEN

pants: GET ME OUT OF THIS QUEERSACK OR I'LL CALL CHER AND STING : DEUCE STANDS BACK WITH THE BAT

deuce: OKAY GUYS I'VE SETUP A STATUSHERO WITH ACCOUNTS FOR ALL OF YOU SO YOU CAN CHECK MY BOWEL MOVEMENT UPDATES (BMU) WHICH I'LL UPDATE FOR OUR VIRTUAL CHECKIN BY 4 PM EVERY DAY AND

pants: IT IS CALLED A MOUTH AND IT IS LOCATED ON MY FACE pants: DO I NEED TO BUY YOU A STAR MAP deuce: I AM AN ASTROGATOR SECOND DEGREEGLHGALHABLHUBGLHUBAHLUABLHUGBALHBLHUAB

deuce: ARE WE WATCHING STARSHIP TROOPERS??!? deuce: GLGULGLUGLUG HOPING THAT RICO AND IBANEZ GET BACK TOGETHER AFTER THE WAR IS OVER !!!! deuce: ALSO LICKING EVERYTHING THAT I CAN GET NEAR

pants: PREPARE TO EVACUATE THE ENTERPRISE deuce: AGAIN

spigot: THIS LOOKS MORE LIKE THE UNDERSIDE OF THE TOILET AS OPPOSED TO MACWORLD EXPO spigot: OKAY WHILE I'M DOWN HERE I'LL WORK ON MY STAR TREK DRINKING GAME

spigot: FIVE MONTHS STANDING IN LINE!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: FIVE MONTHS IN THE RAIN AND COLD!!!!!!!! spigot: FIVE MONTHS OF BLISTERING HEAT!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: FIVE MONTHS OF PEOPLE LAUGHING AT ME AND MY STUPID CLOTHES AND FREAKISH FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: FIVE MONTHS OF PEOPLE DRIVING BY AND SPRAYING ME WITH GUNFIRE AND URINE BALLOONS!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: FIVE LONG MONTHS OF SAVING UP FOR TOYS AND MERCHANDISE!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: QUIET!!!!! THE OPENING CREDITS!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

spigot: I WOULD LIKE YOU TO WEDGE YOUR BALLS AGAINST EITHER SIDE OF MY FACE LIKE A STARBUCKS AND A NOAH'S BAGELS deuce: I DON'T THINK I LIKE THIS GAME ANYMORE (CLEARLY NOT SPACE INVADERS) spigot: THE NEIGHBORHOOD SURROUNDING MY MOUTH AND LEGS HAS REALLY GENTRIFIED deuce: GENTRIFIED: A WORD THAT HAS NEVER BEEN USED ON JERKCITY BEFORE spigot: THAT JUST PROVES I'VE GOT A PIONEERING SPIRIT

atandt: T DEUCE I AM RECOMMENDING YOUR EXPULSION FROM STAR FLEET ACADEMY deuce: T ATANDT ANY REAL TREKKER WOULD KNOW THAT STARFLEET IS ONE WORD

deuce: T PANTS HAVE YOU DECIDED WHETHER YOU'RE GOING TO APPLY FOR STARFLEET ACADEMY pants: DO YOU THINK I'M STARFLEET MATERIAL deuce: JUST REMEMBER THERE'S A LOT OF DILDOES YOU'LL HAVE TO POLISH BEFORE YOU MAKE LIEUTENANT

spigot: BUT I NEED COCK *TODAY*

pants: WELP pants: STARFLEET PROTOCOL IS NOT SPECIFIC BUT I'M THE CAPTAIN HERE pants: WE SHOULD NOT BE USING THE TRANSPORTER FOR THIS (HUFF, PUFF)

spigot: ARE YOU ALL JUST FUCKING DOPES STARING OFF INTO SPACE?!?!?!? spigot: TYPE AND BE FUNNY deuce: COCKS spigot: ZKJDFIOWJG

spigot: LS -LA spigot: DIR /W spigot: CATALOG S6,D1,V0 spigot: SYSTEM /12345 @LOAD 1 spigot: DIRECTORY /FULL /TOTAL spigot: GET / HTTP/1.0 spigot: OKAY I CANNOT FIND THE PORNOGRAPHY spigot: FILING A BUG

pants: filling my top hat with piss

deuce: T SPIGOT COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT JAVA IS AND HOW IT WILL HELP ME FIND MORE PICTURES OF PORNOGRAPHY TO JERK OFF TO spigot: I WILL CC: THE WORLDWIDE WEB CONSORTIUM AND THE SPIDER-MAN WEBRING AND GET BACK TO YOU deuce: GAGBLAHUGLBAG spigot: STARTING JAVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

spigot: I'M STARTING TO THINK SHE NEVER GRADUATED FROM WIL WHEATON UNIVERSITY

spigot: OH BOY HERE'S SPIGOT AGAIN spigot: WELL THERE AREN'T ANY COCKS AT HOME EITHER spigot: WHY DO I FUCKING COME HERE

deuce: SQUIRP hanford: ERROR: TWITTER ERROR: STATUS IS A DUPLICATE deuce: SQUIRRP hanford: POSTED: SQUIRRP

spigot: MY PENIS IS STILL DOWN DUE TO A CYBERATTACK

deuce: MORNING WHACKOFF COMPLETE

deuce: I'M HORNY atandt: STAY AWAY

spigot: GOD RECALLS DIRT, ROCKS, TREES, STICKS, THE SEA, SPACE, FLASH 7 spigot: ALL CHOKING HAZARDS!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: STAY IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!

spigot: I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FACE UNTIL YOU LOVE ME spigot: NOW YOU STAY ON THE PHONE WITH ME AND KEEP JERKING UNTIL YOU'RE GAY spigot: MAYBE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN BY "SUCK THE DICK OR LOSE YOUR JOB"

spigot: T DEUCE WILL YOU STAY OVER IF I PUT ON ENYA deuce: WHICH ALBUM deuce: I MEAN NO

deuce: LIBERTE, EGALITE, EMPRISONNE deuce: GET IT IT'S BECAUSE OF THE PRISON THEY ALL BUSTED OUT OF deuce: MAYBE YOU'VE HEARD OF IT ??? IT WAS CALLED THE EIFFEL TOWER deuce: STAY TUNED FOR MORE WRONG HISTORY

deuce: SO ARE WE ALL WATCHING STAR TREK: DISCOVERYYYYYYY (VOICE SLOWLY FADES AS HE FALLS DOWN THE WELL)

pants: YES IT CRASHED pants: NO I DON'T KNOW WHY I CAN'T SEE STDERR FROM ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE pants: YES I WILL LOOK INTO IT WHEN I GET HOME pants: YES I WAS A LITTLE ROUGH WITH THE BABY pants: HELLO

spigot: T DEUCE I NEED YOU TO JERK MY DICK WITH STANDARD I/O deuce: T SPIGOT YOU'D NEED TO #INCLUDE <STDJO.H> deuce: GET IT

spigot: HOW DO YOU TURN THE OVEN ON deuce: HEY THE CATS RAN OUTSIDE AND WE CAN'T FIND THEM spigot: WHERE ARE YOUR CAR KEYS deuce: NEED THE COMBINATION TO YOUR SAFE deuce: WE WERE WRESTLING AROUND AND SEEM TO HAVE BROKEN THE SINK AGAIN AND ARE REPLACING IT FOR YOU, NEED DETAILED STEP BY STEP INSTRUCTIONS THAT ARE WRONG

deuce: 1. BEND DOWN REAL LOW deuce: 2. PRETEND LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW I'M BEHIND YOU deuce: 3. FLUTTER UP TO GOD BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN RAPED spigot: I NEED BABY GOLD BOND MEDICATED POWDER

deuce: PRIORITY 1, SEVERITY 1: "FAGGOT" ON THE SPLASH SCREEN deuce: STEPS TO REPRODUCE: LAUNCH APPLICATION. LOOK AT SPLASH SCREEN. GET CALLED A FAGGOT. deuce: PROBLEM: GAME CALLS ME A FAGGOT. EXPECTED: THE GAME DOES NOT CALL ME A FAGGOT.

spigot: FOLKS DID THE CUPERTINO SHOOTER KILL STEVE JOBS OR WHAT'S THE DEAL HERE pants: HORRIBLE BOSSES TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE EDITION EXTENDED CUT ON BLU-RAY DVD 10/11 spigot: NOT A LOT OF USEFUL INFO ON USENET / HAM RADIO pants: WHAT WE REALLY NEED ARE MORE PARODIES OF THE MATRIX

deuce: HOO DOO BOO deuce: PLAYING WITH STICKS spigot: CHOP OR PICKUP spigot: I GAVE YOU AN ORDER deuce: T SPIGOT UNFORTUNATELY I CANNOT TELL FROM DOWN HERE

deuce: I DREW A UNICORN