pants: SOMEBODY HAS STUFFED DOGSHIT INTO THE RABBIT HOLE pants: THERE'S NO ROOM FOR RABBITS deuce: JEAN-CHARLES THAT IS NOT WHERE THE DOGSHIT GOES

spigot: RABBITS GOING TO THE BATHROOM ON THE BED

deuce: LET'S SEE HOW MANY RACIST COMMENTS I CAN COME UP WITH IN FIFTEEN SECONDS deuce: BUUUUUUUG HUUUUUUUUH HALUGHALU HGLUAHLAG deuce: LETTING THE CLOCK RUN OUT

deuce: NOBODY SUCKS A COCK LIKE (STATIC) SUCKS COCK net: T DEUCE COULD YOU REPEAT deuce: NOBODY SUCKS A COCK (STATIC) COCK net: SORRY I DIDN'T QUITE GET IT THAT TIME EITHER net: I FEEL YOU HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY deuce: (STATIC)

pants: I'M A ZEPPELIN deuce: I'M A ZEPPELIN RAPER pants: OH THE HUMANITY

pants: OUR URINE deuce: MIXING TOGETHER deuce: TWO COLORS BECOMING ONE (YELLOW AND ORANGE) THE ORANGE IS FROM THE BLOOD IN MY URINE FROM THE SEVERE KICKING TO MY GENITALIA pants: CAN WE ADD TANG deuce: ONLY IF YOU WANT TO CREATE A RADIOACTIVE SLURRY THAT WILL GO CRITICAL

spigot: RAINDROPS KEEP LICKIN' / ON MY DICK :NOTES:

atandt: LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS pants: AUUUUUGGH atandt: BRING A RAINCOAT spigot: I'M LICKING DICKS pants: YOU BET deuce: JESUS FUCK pants: I AM GERMANY'S UBERQUEER atandt: I'M NEXT

spigot: T DEUCE WILL THERE EVER BE A RAINBOW?????????? *BEEP* spigot: EXPLAIN THE JIZZ ALL OVER MY FACE spigot: THERE'S NO RIGHT OR WRONG ANSWER

spigot: WHO HERE LIKES DICK (RAISE YOUR HAND) deuce: RAISING HAND spigot: FUCKING FAGGOT

spigot: SAD TO SEE YOU DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR MY SCIENCE OF THREE'S COMPANY CLASS deuce: 10 HOURS OF SIDESHOW BOB STEPPING ON RAKES

pants: DO YOU THINK LIFE IS JUST A SUM OF OUR CHOICES deuce: AND RANDOM EVENTS pants: AND PROBABLY HOTDOGS

deuce: WELL WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR FREE I WAS UP LATE DRINKING

spigot: AM I TOO SCARED TO WATCH MIDNIGHT CROSSING AGAIN pants: MAYBE JUST WATCH MIDNIGHT RUN INSTEAD

atandt: IF I HEAR A WORD OUT OF ANY OF YOU IN THE NEXT MINUTE, I'LL CHOKE ON MY OWN TONGUE spigot: I WON'T BE BLACKMAILED spigot: GIVE ME BACK MY SON

pants: T DEUCE IS PANTS MY RAP NAME OR AM I FAT pants: T DEUCE DEEP DOWN I THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER pants: T DEUCE FREUD CALLS THIS "UNCONSCIOUS COCK-SEEKING BEHAVIOR E.G. BUMBLING THROUGH THE TENDERLOIN ON A SATURDAY NIGHT/SUNDAY MORNING"

spigot: I'D LIKE TO OPEN THIS MEETING WITH THIS RAP SONG ABOUT LINUX!!!!!! I MADE IT ON THE BUS!!!! spigot: A PTTH spigot: A FRPFPR spigot: DEAD BATTERIES spigot: DOES ANYONE HAVE A CORD THAT CAN GO FROM A WALKMAN TO THE WALL OUTLET!?!!!? spigot: A PPTHTHTH spigot: I SPRAINED MY NECK spigot: FOLKS, "PUFFIES" REFERS TO PUFFY NIPPLES

spigot: OKAY LADY spigot: STOP CRYING FOR TWO SECONDS spigot: LIMIT YOUR DESCRIPTION OF THE RAPE TO STEPS TO REPRODUCE spigot: DON'T TRY TO TECHNICALLY DIAGNOSE THE RAPE deuce: DID HE RAPE YOU LIKE THIS deuce: OR LIKE THIS spigot: BETTER LIKE THIS OR BETTER LIKE THIS spigot: HURTS MORE HERE OR HURTS MORE HERE : TO BE CONTINUED

spigot: HEY YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO "REPORT" THE GUY spigot: WELL MAYBE WE'D GO LOOK FOR HIM spigot: IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A DUMB FAT GIRL spigot: "RAPED". WHATEVER. deuce: YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO COOPERATE IF YOU WANT US TO INVESTIGATE THIS MATTER deuce: NOW LIE DOWN AND CLOSE YOUR EYES, YOU DUMB CUNT spigot: NO YOU CAN'T TALK TO A WOMAN POLICEMAN WE FIRED THEM ALL OVER THE WEEKEND spigot: BECAUSE THEY KEPT FUCKING UP : TO BE CONTINUED

deuce: YOU DON'T DOUCHE VERY REGULARLY, DO YOU spigot: NOW DID HE GIVE YOU THAT BRUISE THERE spigot: OR DID YOU JUST RUN INTO A DOOR spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP AND LET ME LOOK AT IT FOR GOD'S SAKE deuce: HERE'S $10 GO BUY YOURSELF SOMETHING NICE spigot: YOU'RE FOUR HUNDRED POUNDS AND YOU HAVE A KEYCHAIN WITH A RAPE WHISTLE spigot: I'VE GOT HALF A MIND TO RAPE YOU ON PRINCIPLE deuce: I'M JIM BELUSHI IN THE PRINCIPAL deuce: LBAHALBHLABHLABHLABHLABHLAB spigot: PERHAPS YOU ENJOYED MY WORK IN K9 COP

spigot: RAPE CULTURE!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: THAT CAME AND WENT, DIDN'T IT

deuce: THIS RAPE FARM HAS NO COWS

deuce: THEY'RE ALL OVER ME pants: LIKE GAY FLIES pants: OR JUST REGULAR NON-GAY FLIES deuce: RAPE FLIES pants: THE WORST deuce: IN THAT THEY RAPE pants: THE NON-GAY ONES ARE JUST ANNOYING deuce: THEY HIT ON YOU BUT DON'T REALLY GET ANYWHERE deuce: THE RAPE FLIES ON THE OTHER HAND DO NOT EVEN ASK pants: THEY CARRY YOU THOUSANDS OF MILES INLAND pants: I ENDED UP IN MICHIGAN ONCE

punky punk: I SURE DO LOVE GIVING HEAD TO THE CAST OF JERKCITY ON A REGULAR BASIS pants: WE SURE LOVE HAVING YOU HERE spigot: GIVING US HEAD deuce: MAKE IT ROUGH punky punk: OH MY STARS AND GARTERS spigot: IN YOU NOW pants: RAPE IN PROGRESS pants: I AM GOING TO SMACK YOUR HEAD HARD ON THE TILE IF YOU DON'T WATCH THE TEETH punky punk: MY NEW NAME IS PUNKY PUNK

spigot: I NEED A RAPE KIT pants: THE GOOD KIND ???? pants: MAKE YOUR OWN: DUCT TAPE, BALL GAG, SCISSORS, CEMENT MIX, STEEL DRUM, JARS OF URINE pants: (LOOKS INTO CAMERA) WHAT'S IN YOUR RAPE KIT, AMERICA deuce: DO THE JARS NEED TO BE PREFILLED

deuce: XANAX + VODKA = <RAPE MACHINE ACTIVATED> pants: GO GO GO

deuce: OKAY THAT'S IT EVERYBODY OUT OF THE RAPE POOL pants: WHY IS VI LOCKED pants: COME ON WAKE UP pants: I MEAN SORRY SORRY LEAVING THE RAPE POOL

pants: THIS IS THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND THIS IS THE DEN pants: AND THIS IS THE RAPE ROOM pants: CLICK HERE TO GET THE PLUG-IN

spigot: IN MY DAY, RAPE KITS WERE NOTHING BUT DUCT TAPE AND GARBAGE BAGS!!! spigot: NOW THEY'RE USED IN "HOSPITALS" TO ANALYZE "EVIDENCE" spigot: IT'S JUST WAY LESS ROMANTIC

pants: FOOOOOMPH pants: FLOATING ABOVE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE pants: OUT TO SEA

pants: RAPING CHILDREN IS A SIN YOU KNOW deuce: I ONLY EAT THEM FOR SUSTENANCE

spigot: I'M FATTY MCBONER AND I'M HERE TO SAY spigot: MY BALLS ARE FAT AND MY MOUTH IS GAY spigot: MACSBUG

spigot: I KNOW HOW TO HOOK MY VCR UP TO MY MAC AND YANK MY DICK TO PORNOS spigot: IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN spigot: IN A 640X480 WINDOW spigot: MILLIONS OF COLORS spigot: T LADY I CAN REWIND JUST BY HITTING CMD-R spigot: SO YOU'RE NOT DONE SUCKING DICK UNTIL I SAY SO spigot: AND I RARELY OR NEVER SAY SO (spigot): JUST GET OUT

spigot: YOU CAN ROLL A ROLO / TO YOUR PAL spigot: ACTUALLY YOU CAN ONLY ROLL A ROLL OF ROLOS TO YOUR PAL BECAUSE SINGLE ROLOS VEER OFF INTO THE WEEDS deuce: SO YOU LIED (FROWN)

deuce: MOUTHING deuce: MULTIPLE MOUTHINGS deuce: HOLY CHRIST deuce: THAT'S PRETTY COMFORTABLE deuce: I DARE SAY IT'S RATHER DISTRACTING

spigot: NO TO HYPOCRISY spigot: YES TO A RAVE PARTY pants: MAYBE TO A REACHAROUND spigot: I MADE A COLLAGE OF THINGS WE'VE DONE TOGETHER (BIKING, CHOKING)

spigot: RE: SISTA 4, THIS ONE WAS A WALL TO WALL WHORE EXTRAVAGANZA, ALL GIRLS AND CONSEQUENTLY LITTLE OR NO SPURT (JUST SALIVA) deuce: T SPIGOT I SUPPOSE YOU'RE A SPURT MAN THEN spigot: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT deuce: T SPIGOT WHICH GIRL IN SISTA 4 ARE YOU REFERRING TO spigot: DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

pants: STOP GTHIS F*CKING IDIOCY ALREADY! MMM DUH pants: AS FAR AS THE KERNEL IS CONCERNED, A REGRESSIONS IS THE KERNEL NOT GIVING THE SAME END RESULT WITH THE SAME USER SPACE GHLAHGLAHGLUHALG GOOD LORD MEN HAULGUHLAG pants: THE REGRESSION WAS IN THE KERNEL. YOU TRYING TO SHIFT THE REGRESSIONS SOMEWHERE ELSE IS BOGUS SHIT BRRRRR MMM YEAH OOOH BOY pants: AND SERIOUSLY, IT'S THE KIND OF GARBAGE THAT MAKES ME THINK YOUR OPINION AND YOUR CODE CANNOT BE RELIED ON OOH BALLS HLAGHUAHGLAG DUH pants: IF YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO ADMIT THAT YOUR COMMIT 651E28C5537A ("APPARMOR: ADD BASE TO INFASTRUCTURE FOR SOCKET MEDIATION") CAUSED A REGRESSION, THEN HONESTLY, I DON'T WANT TO GET COMMITS FROM YOU FAT FARTS AHOY pants: IT'S THAT SIMPLE. pants: I'M *VERY* UNHAPPY WITH THE SECURITY LAYER AS IS, THE LAST THING I WANT TO SEE IS SOME SECURITY LAYER DEVELOPER THAT THEN GOES ON TO TRY TO RE-DEFINE WAS REGRESSION MEANS HLGAHGULAHGLUAG EATING IT ALL HALGHULAGUG pants: פOOp ˥Oɹp I,W ∩ԀSIpƎ pOMN SƎ┴∩ԀS ┴H∀┴ IS ∀ ɹƎפɹƎSSION OH IℲ ⅄O∩ qɹƎ∀ʞ ƎXIS┴INפ ∩SƎɹ SԀ∀ƆƎ pants: IT'S NOT OK TO SAY "BUT WE'LL FIX THE USER SPACE SETUP" GARK GARK GARK GARK pants: IT'S THAT SIMPLE. pants: REALLY. NOT OK. pants: I THINK I WILL HAVE TO REVERT THAT GARBAGE, FOR THE SIMPLE REASON THAT I REFUSE TO HAVE CODE IN THE KERNEL FROM MAINTAINERS THAT CANNOT EVEN UNDERSTAND THE FIRST RULE OF KERNEL DEVELOPMENT HALGHLAUGHLUHGLUAG I EAT POO HALGHUALG pants: THE FIRST RULE IS: -WE DON'T CAUSE REGRESSIONS SMOOSHING AND SMEARING IT pants: AND THE COROLLARY IS THAT WHEN REGRESSIONS *DO* OCCUR, WE ADMIT TO THEM AND FIX THEM, INSTEAD OF BLAMING USER SPACE FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK I'M GOIN' DOWN pants: THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE APPARENTLY BEEN DENYING THE REGRESSION NOW FOR THREE WEEKS MEANS THAT I WILL REVERT, AND I WILL SOP PULLING APPARMOR REQUESTS UNTIL THE PEOPLE INVOLVED UNDERSTAND HOW KERNEL DEVELOPMENT IS DONE MMMM DUH WET ONES

deuce: piss: the universal solvent pants: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: piss spigot: hp wuvcraft

pants: WOULD YOU MIND IF I BEAT OFF IN YOUR FACE AND, WHILE I DO SO, PRETEND LIKE YOU'RE BORED pants: THAT'S MY FETISH pants: READ A BOOK OR SOMETHING deuce: NO SCREAMING OR CALLING THE POLICE PLEASE

spigot: I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE BEATING OFF AT THIS TIME pants: THAT BETTER BE BEATRIX POTTER AND NOT HARRY POTTER

spigot: MY FAVORITE FOOD IS PIZZA spigot: PRAY OUR PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS NEVER GET LEAKED

spigot: I'LL SMOKE DOPE TO THAT spigot: READ MY LIPS: BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL spigot: I AM A FAT OLD MAN WITH A FAT OLD DONG AND HERE IS MY $40 spigot: I MIGHT ADD THAT BY LAW YOU HAVE TO MAKE NOISE DURING IT

spigot: I HAVE NO MONEY FOR FOOD OR RENT spigot: IF NOBODY MINDS I'M JUST GOING TO SNAP INTO THIS SLIM JIM spigot: HOMPTH

deuce: 1024x768 MEANS MORE SCREEN REAL ESTATE pants: PLUS MICHAEL EISNER AS A ZOMBIE SLAVE pants: WE CAN TEACH HIM TO MAKE ICED TEA pants: AND PLAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY ON THE PIANO deuce: PROBABLY BUT LET'S NOT GET INTO THAT

dick: REAL FUCKING FAT dick: I MEAN FAT dick: BIG ROLLY FAT deuce: THERE'S NO GODDAMN CANDY IN THE BATHROOM

spigot: PRETEND YOU'RE IN SOUND OF MUSIC AND YOU'RE SINGING AND PRANCING AND PISSING EIDELWEISS spigot: OR AMONGST THE EIDELWEISS EITHER WAY I JUST LIKE BEING IN THE OUT OF DOORS OR UP THE DOWN OF DICKS (PRICKS AFTER LABOR DAY) spigot: YOU NEED TO BE REAL HIGH TO CHAIN THOSE LAST THREE TOGETHER

pants: I WEAR SWIM TRUNKS AS UNDERPANTS deuce: REALLY pants: NO I JUST WANTED ATTENTION

pants: DOES THE BIBLE SAY WE CAN'T BE GAY pants: DOES IT REALLY SAY THAT pants: REALLY pants: CAN'T A MAN LIE DOWN WITH ANOTHER MAN'S COCK IN HIS FACE pants: THAT IS GROSS, I WILL BE LESS NOISY IN THE FUTURE pants: HAULGHALUG HALUHGLUAHUAL HAULGHLAUHG pants: IT'S JUST A LITTLE BLOOD pants: IT'LL WASH OUT

spigot: I'M A DEFECTIVE O-RING

pants: I AM THE LAST OF pants: THE FAMOUS pants: INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOYS

pants: OOF OW REALLY CHOKING THIS TIME (REGARDLESS OF WHAT MY RESUME AND BIO SAY)

pants: DOORKNOBS, TOILET SEATS pants: I AM PRAYING, HOPING, LICKING

pants: THIS AXE IN MY SKULL pants: IT'S REALLY DISTRACTING

pants: BRRRRRRRRRRRRR DRILLING DOWN BRRRRRRRRRRR deuce: T PANTS AND NO POO DOES NOT COUNT bung: T PANTS LET US KNOW WHEN YOU STRIKE DICK deuce: TO MAKE JEWELRY, ETC. bung: WE CAN SMELT THE DICK ORE bung: I WAS THINKING OF TOKENS FOR THE GLORY HOLE MACHINES

spigot: YOU SURE ARE "FORCING" ME TO SUCK YOUR DICK WHOEVER YOU ARE

spigot: REALLY HOPING I AM NOT ASKED TO CONTRIBUTE spigot: IN ANY REGARD

pants: SDFHGLDIYFDL;FH?!?!?!?!S;DFKLGH pants: LISTEN TO THE SOUND OF MY DONG pants: REALLY LEAN IN (BUT HOLD ONTO THE GUARD RAIL) deuce: RIGHT IN THE {THING WORDS COME OUT OF} pants: POUNDING THEM DOWN pants: PUTT PUTT PUTT I LIKES IT LIKE THAT pants: WE ALL LIKES IT LIKES THAT

spigot: SPEAK INTO THE DONG pants: REALLY LEAN INTO IT

pants: ALL YOU PART-TIME FAGS OUT

deuce: YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO WHAT DONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN SAYING LATELY AND HE'S deuce: REALLY MAKING A LOT OF SENSSSSSSSS deuce: YEAH CAN'T KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE WITH THAT

pants: I AM SORRY IT IS SHAPED LIKE A TUNA-FISH CAN BUT THERE IS REALLY NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT deuce: WHAT THE CHRIST

deuce: UH OH MY MAC IS RUNNING THREE PROGRAMS NOW deuce: I'M REALLY PUSHING IT spigot: TEACHTEXT NOTE PAD AND KEY CAPS

spigot: i really really really spigot: don't want to be that guy spigot: but spigot: fags of our fathers

deuce: T PANTS OKAY STOP SHITTING ON MY CARPET (NOT REALLY CHARMING) pants: SMEARING IT IN WITH MY HEEL WHILE MAINTAINING EYE CONTACT (SO I CAN APPEAR CONFIDENT AND CLOSE THE SALE)

pants: TWO BY TWO pants: FOUR BY FOUR pants: SIX BY SIX OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW IT'S REALLY STARTING TO TEAR

pants: COME ON GUYS I'M REALLY STUCK HERE deuce: SHUT IT pants: I WISH I COULD FLY pants: THEN I COULD UNSTICK MYSELF FROM THIS PLACE THAT I AM STUCK deuce: FAT

spigot: IT'S REALLY WARM IN HERE FOLKS deuce: I HEAR THAT spigot: COULD SOMEONE PLEASE TURN DOWN THE FAT pants: MAYBE OPEN A GAY WINDOW

spigot: GROSS spigot: SOMEONE IN A PORN MOVIE JUST STUCK HIS THING UP A GIRL'S REAR END

spigot: THEY SHOULD REBRAND AS GIRAFFEGHANISTAN AND GIVE EVERYONE RIDES :GIRAFFE_FACE::GIRAFFE_FACE::GIRAFFE_FACE::GIRAFFE_FACE::GIRAFFE_FACE::GIRAFFE_FACE:

deuce: I THINK I SHOULD FIRE JERKCITY AND RECAST A NEW SET pants: SEE IF YOU CAN GET MALCOLM MCDOWELL

pants: THE SOUNDTRACK TO SEXY BEAST pants: R.E.M. SINGLE "E-BOW THE LETTER" (PERHAPS THIS WILL SCARE THE HERPES AWAY) pants: SOME KIND OF SIGOR ROS CD WITH MR CLEAN SINGING ALONG PLUS A FUTURE SOUND OF LONDON CD WITH A 2002 COPYRIGHT

deuce: VDICKS AND ESTALLS (THIS JOKE RECYCLED FROM 1996)

pants: A GANG OF MOUTHS pants: MAN THE BATTLESTATIONS, MEN

pants: I HAVE BECOME THE RED DRAGON deuce: WELL HERE'S SOME URINE, RED DRAGON

spigot: LICKING DICK FOR THE COMPLETE KLUTZ spigot: COMES WITH A RED MESH BAG OF DICKS

pants: THERE IS NO RED PILL YOU'RE JUST A HUGE HUGE ASSHOLE

deuce: PUT IT IN THERE AND WIGGLE IT AROUND LIKE IT'S EXPLORING MARS pants: SLOWLY AND PRONE TO ERROR THEN deuce: RESPONDING WITH DELAY TO COMMANDS AND WORKING ON A NEARLY AIRLESS LANDSCAPE

spigot: HEY REDDIT I'LL DO A PUSHUP FOR EVERY DICK I SUCK

spigot: REDDIT STOCK SURGES THANKS TO CATS WITH NO ARMS AND CATS WITHOUT EYES spigot: I WISH YOU COULD FOLD SPACE FROM IX WITHOUT ALL THE TO-DO spigot: I BET JACK REACHER WASHES HIS HANDS AFTER A LONG DAY OF REACHING REACH FOR MY DONG IF U AGREE spigot: REDDIT STOCK SURGES THANKS TO DEAD DOGS AND DOGS SCHEDULED TO BE DEAD

deuce: REDEMPTION pants: COME ON MY FACE deuce: WITHDRAWING REDEMPTION REQUEST

spigot: PLEASE ENJOY THIS REDEMPTIVE ARC (OF URINE) spigot: PLUH PTHT :ZAP: BZZT DOWNTIME

spigot: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF ................... spigot: LET'S GO AROUND !!!!!! spigot: GLK spigot: SQUEEZING MY NECK WITH YOUR FIST deuce: THAT IS HOW IT TURNS RED YOU SEE spigot: THEN I MIGHT BE A REDNECK deuce: FUCKING HOLD STILL

deuce: murder them all??? pants: just the ones in red shirts pants: blue shirts get handjobs, yellow shirts get half-and-half

deuce: IF I CHANGE MY NAME TO REESE WITHERSPOON CAN I AT LEAST GET SOME pants: ALL RIGHT pants: I WILL WAIT FOR THE COURT ORDER BEFORE I HUALGHLUAHLUAHLUAHLAG WHO AM I TRYING TO FOOL HERE

deuce: BEATING IT OFF, THEN BEATING IT, THEN BEATING OFF spigot: SOMETIMES BEFORE I BEAT IT OFF, I HAVE TO BEAT IT ****ON**** deuce: I DON'T THINK WE'RE REFERRING TO THE SAME THING deuce: COMPARING NOTES, SPECS

pants: I FAIL TO SEE WHAT THE TOILET HAS TO DO WITH MY PERFORMANCE REVIHGULAHALUHALHGUALGHULAHGULAHGLAHGLAHGA pants: SIR I AHUGLAHGLUAHGULAHGLAHGLAHGLAHGLAHG pants: REGARDING MY SALARY HGALHALGAHLGUAHUGLAHLGAGLAHLAHGULAHLAHGLAG deuce: IS IT STARTING TO DAWN ON YOU NOW SIR

deuce: YOUR COMMENT HAS TRIGGERED MY POOP REFLEX

deuce: is your dong woke pants: it is an ally

spigot: I JERK IT IN THE MORNING spigot: I JERK IT IN THE NIGHT spigot: I JERK IT IN THE TOILET spigot: I JERK IT IN PLAIN SIGHT spigot: I WANT TO JERK IT WITH YOU spigot: IT'S CALL "REGGAE" YOU RACIST PHOBES pants: I HOPE YOU LIKE JERKING TOO pants: (JERKING) spigot: (JERKING) spigot: DO THESE DREADLOCKS MAKE ME LOOK (A) GAY OR (B) FAT pants: JA MON

spigot: REGISTERED DICKLICKER spigot: MINT OGRE-LOAD

pants: ```-BASH: UNZUP: COMMAND NOT FOUND``` pants: HALP I CAN'T COMPILE MY POINTERS deuce: MY HTML WON'T LINK pants: HALP ALMOST OUT OF SNO-BALLS pants: AND REGULAR BALLS pants: NOPE HERE THEY COME (MARCHING TWO BY TWO)

spigot: HOLY BALLS IN THE FACE AND NECK AREA spigot: CODEWARRIOR SAYS I'M USING A FILE IN THE TRASH, IS THAT OKAY? spigot: SHOULD I PUT MY WHOLE PROJECT FOLDER IN THE TRASH TOO? spigot: BETTER CALL METROWEKRS spigot: YES I HAVE SOME C++ QUESTIONS TOO spigot: IS IT DIFFERENT FROM REGULAR C (spigot): ALSO I CAN'T PRINT spigot: AND MY BOSS IS TRYING TO DERIVE A GLORYHOLE FROM MY MOUTH

deuce: SELLING YOU pants: INTO GAY/BI SLAVERY I HOPE!!!!!!!!! pants: NOPE JUST REGULAR SLAVERY

pants: WHAT IF I LICKED IT UPSIDE DOWN LIKE deuce: IS THE WANG UPSIDE-DOWN OR ARE YOU deuce: RELATIVITY SAYS IT DOESN'T MATTER BUT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GET AN ANSWER BEFORE I PROCEED

spigot: GUESS WHAT'S IN MY FACE RIGHT NOW pants: I GIVE UP spigot: YES YES AND YES pants: DOES IT START WITH C OR D OR Q pants: HOLY GOD YOU'VE DISCOVERED LOST TREASURE

pants: SO ANYHOO I CANNOT GET THIS WRENCH TO RELEASE MY LUGNUTS pants: PLZ HALP

spigot: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLK :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLORP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: BLOP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH:CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLK :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLK :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLORP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: BLOP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLK :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLORP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: BLOP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLK :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLORP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: BLOP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: spigot: :CHOCOLATE_BAR: BLOP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLK :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLORP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: BLOP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GURK :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLORP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: BLOP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLORP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: BLOP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: HOMPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: MPTH :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLK :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLORP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLK :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLORP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: GLOP :CHOCOLATE_BAR: spigot: WELL I FAILED NO NOUGAT NOVEMBER