pants: LOUDSPEAKER: AND OUR HEROES LICKED DICK, THE END. PLEASE EXIT THE THEATER IN AN ORDERLY FASHION deuce: THEN THE POLICE CAME

deuce: IN A WORLD FULL OF PRICKS...... deuce: I AM A GAY deuce: PHYSICISTS CALL IT GAY SELF-INDUCTION pants: I CALL IT LOVE

atandt: BONK spigot: WONK atandt: BORT spigot: LOVE deuce: HOW ARE YOU spigot: FINE deuce: WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME OVER FOR GAY SEX spigot: HANGING UP NOW

atandt: DOES ANYONE HAVE LOVE FOR ME deuce: HMM deuce: LET'S SEE deuce: NOPE atandt: OH

pants: LOVE IS THE VOICE OF MUSIC pants: I'M TALKING ABOUT THE BIBLE pants: LOVE IS THE VOICE OF MUSIC pants: I'M TALKING ABOUT THE BIBLE pants: LOVE IS THE VOICE OF MUSIC pants: I'M TALKING ABOUT THE BIBLE pants: LOVE IS THE VOICE OF MUSIC pants: I'M TALKING ABOUT THE BIBLE

pants: HOLY GOD pants: IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN pants: I'M PANTS FROM JERKCITY pants: BOOMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET pants: FACE DOWN IN THE TOILET pants: THE CHOKING, THE CHOKING pants: I LOVE YOU PEDOBEAR

pants: DICKS!!!!!!!!! pants: WHY CAN'T YOU LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM deuce: BECAUSE YOU'RE A DISGUSTING HERMAPHRODITE pants: FAIR ENOUGH

pants: LOVE ME UP THE STAIRS deuce: CAN I LOVE YOU DOWN THE STAIRS pants: NOT IF WE JUST WALK UP THE STAIRS AND THEN YOU LOVE ME DOWN pants: YOU CAN LOVE ME UP AND THEN DOWN

pants: A BEAR NAMED SPIGOT deuce: WELL deuce: YOU'VE GOT TO BEAT THAT BEAR OFF pants: ?!? : HTTP://JERKCITY.COM/LS4D.MP3

pants: WILL YOU WATCH NOTTING HILL WITH ME AND HOLD ME WHEN I CRY ??? deuce: I WILL BEAT YOU ABOUT THE HEAD UNTIL YOU THINK YOU'RE COACH FROM CHEERS pants: OW OW BUT HE'S DEAD OW OW OW OKAY LYING STILL

spigot: T PANTS IF I BEAT OFF NOW LOVE AND HAIGHT MIGHT BE CLOSED, BUT IF I GO TO LOVE AND HAIGHT NOW I MIGHT LOSE MY BONER pants: YOU HAVE EXACTLY ONE HOUR TO FIND EXACT CHANGE FOR THE BUS

atandt: YOU'RE JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE atandt: CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF OF YOU atandt: YOU'RE JUST LIKE HEAVEN TO TOUCH atandt: I WANT TO HOLD YOU SO MUCH pants: DOES YOUR WIFE KNOW YOU'RE BACK IN HERE WITH ME AGAIN atandt: NO

pants: ARE YOU PUMPED FOR MCDONALD'S NEW RESTAURANT "COSMC" deuce: FUCK NO deuce: I MEAN I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS pants: BUSTED

deuce: I THREW OUT MY BACK OUT TRYING TO BLOW MYSELF

deuce: I'M LEARNING THE TEACHINGS OF JESUS CHRIST deuce: I'M A VOLCANO deuce: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR deuce: MAYBE THAT WOULD BE FUNNIER IN LOWERCASE deuce: i'm a volcano deuce: brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr deuce: SEE I WAS RIGHT

atandt: BONERS pants: LOWERCASE BONERS ??? atandt: I BELIEVE I AM PREPARED FOR LOWERCASE BONERS pants: KNEEL BEFORE ZOD pants: SORRY WHERE WERE WE atandt: LOWERCASE BONERS

: Previously on Spigot the Bear: An old army buddy comes to visit and spigot has to-- transmission interrupted by loud grinding noise-- signal ends spigot: REPEAT: DICKS spigot: I'VE ALREADY CALLED 911

deuce: MY SOFT KISSES pants: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: THE BEATLES pants: (TEENAGE GIRLS SCREAMING) SHE LOVES YOU YEAH YEAH YEAH pants: THE BEATLES ON THE ED SULLIVAN SHOW ARE AN EXCELLENT DISTRACTION FROM LOWERCASE FAG KISSES deuce: MMMMMMM KISSES

deuce: EEP EEP EEP pants: ARE YOU A CRICKET OR A LOWERCASE MONKEY deuce: BUK pants: I SEE... TELL ME MORE deuce: FFFFFFF pants: THAT IS HEX FOR FAT

deuce: HHHHHHHH [ANGRY] pants: T DEUCE I COMPLETELY AND WHOLEHEARTEDLY SUPPORT YOUR DEFINITION OF UPERCASE HHHHHHHHHHH AND HHHHHHHHHHHHHH (LOWERCASE NOT SHOWN) deuce: LET'S WRITE AN RFC

deuce: LOWERCASE RAPE pants: EATING DICKS FROM A BUCKET deuce: GROSS

deuce: LET'S ALL ENGAGE IN LUCID DREAMING deuce: GALHAGHLGHGAHLGALGA STILL BEING RAPED AND BEATEN deuce: OKAY I WOULD LIKE TO WAKE UP NOW WHY CAN'T I deuce: JESUS THIS SUCKS

deuce: MRS. HUXTABLE IS HOT deuce: T SPIGOT UP FOR SOME LUKEWARM J/O spigot: T DEUCE LOOBIN' IT UP

deuce: HEY LET'S GO TO LUNCH TOGETHER AND SLAP EACH OTHER'S DICKS WITH CHOPSTICKS spigot: THAT'S RACIST

spigot: T DEUCE SHOULD WE DO LUNCH AT TGI FRIDAYS OR POV JUGGFUCKERS deuce: WHY NOT BOTH

deuce: PLEASE STOP SQUIRMING deuce: YOU'RE ONLY HURTING YOURSELF deuce: LUNCHTIME

pants: WAKE UP AND SMELL THE PANTS pants: YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO pants: WHAT'S FOR LUNCH ANYWAY

deuce: I THINK I HAVE LUPUS deuce: NEVER MIND JUST REALLY BORED

pants: IT'S SUPERBOWL SUNDAY !!! deuce: I'M AWARE spigot: ARE YOU FOLKS WATCHING THE YOUNG SHELDON MARATHON ON PARAMOUNT PLUS effigy: FUCK KANSAS CITY pants: WHERE'S JIMMY G pants: FUCK KANSAS CITY deuce: IS THAT A REAL PLACE spigot: HOLY SHIT YOUNG SHELDON JUST ORDERED A SECOND DESSERT effigy: THEY'RE NOT BOOING THEY'RE SHOUTING JUSZCZYK pants: WHERE'S TAYLOR spigot: THEY JUST FOUND YOUNG SHELDON'S BODY

deuce: my name's Hillary Clinton and I put things in my butt spigot: did she seriously say this deuce: m-m-maybe

pants: THAT’S SO HOT IMAGINE MA AND PA KETTLE TOTALLY DOIN’ IT pants: MMM YEAH OOOH BOY A THREE-WAY WITH ME AND MA AND PA KETTLE

pants: T SPIGOT WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR MY TALE OF INCEST AND DRUBBING AS A TEENAGE GIRL spigot: I DON'T KNOW WHAT DRUBBING IS BUT IF IT'S ANYTHING LIKE MACARONI AND CHEESE!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!

deuce: MARGARITAS IN THE DEUCE PEOPLE spigot: MACARONI IN MY PANTS AND SOCKS deuce: COOKED OR RAW SIR spigot: HLBUHLUHLUHLUGHBLLUGHB ZESTY PESTO HABBLE GABBLE FABBLE

spigot: BY THE THUMBINGOF MY PRICK spigot: SOMETHING WICKEDLICKS MY DICK spigot: NOTICE HOW I PLAYEDALL THREE DICKLICKERS spigot: (COCKSUCKERS) pants: A POODOTH POKE spigot: SHUT UP

pants: CHICKEN COX deuce: SMALL COX??? deuce: PERHAPS COW COX pants: MAD OW A DICK IS IN MY BUTT DISEASE

pants: MADE IN AMERICA, WILLING TO LICK DICK WORLDWIDE pants: SO THAT'S MY COMMERCIAL !! WHAT DO YOU THINK spigot: TRADITIONALLY HAG AND LAG ARE "NEGATIVE" WORDS BUT IF WE EVANGELIZE YOUR PRODUCT WITH HAGALAGALAGL HAGLHAGLU AGHALGUALHG IT WORKS SOMEHOW pants: SUICIDE BY DONG

deuce: I AM MADE OF ANTIMATTER : DEUCE FARTS deuce: FIN

pants: MAF54 pants: WAS A HERO TO MOST pants: BUT HE NEVER MEANT SHIT TO ME

deuce: WELL IF IT ISN'T PANTS FROM JERKCITY AND HIS MAGIC MOUTH pants: POOF THERE'S A DICK IN IT

pants: WHAT TIME DOES YOUR PIER 31 MAGIC SHOW START spigot: EVERY 2 HOURS WITH TWO 15MIN BREAKS AND ONE 30MIN BREAK FOR LUNCH spigot: PROBLEM IS THE RESTROOMS ARE 20 MINS AWAY pants: 15 MINUTES IS BARELY ENOUGH TIME TO THROW CINDER BLOCKS AT THE ELEPHANT SEALS spigot: I JUST LEAVE THEM IN THEIR FOOD BOWLS

spigot: HERE I HAVE AN ORDINARY EVERY DAY BONER spigot: *POOF* spigot: NOW YOU'RE SUCKING IT OFF

pants: WHY AREN'T WE CALLING THEM MORLOCKS AND PUTTING THEM INTO THE SEWERS, HUNTING THEM FOR SPORT, ETC. pants: YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO BREAK THE MAGICIAN'S CODE AND REVEAL MAGIC'S BIGGEST SECRETS BUT INSTEAD HERE WE ARE IN THIS PLACE spigot: IRONICALLY SIR WHILE YOU WERE PULLING MY PANTS DOWN MY ATM CARD SEEMS TO HAVE GOTTEN BENT/UNUSABLBLBLBLBHLGHBLG

pants: THIS PLASTIC PRISON CANNOT HOLD ME FOREVER CHARLES deuce: :WOMAN_SHRUGGING:

spigot: SO LET'S ALL GO TO THE MOON AND LICK DICK!!! RIGHT THIS WAY !!! pants: FOLLOWING deuce: YOU KEEP SAYING WE'LL GO TO THE MOON BUT IT NEVER HAPPENS deuce: QUITE FRANKLY I DON'T THINK HUMANKIND (ESPECIALLY FAGS) WILL EVER LEAVE THE ATMOSPHERE pants: THIS AREA IS WHITE AND SPACELIKE BUT IT IS CLEARLY THE JOHN AND NOT THE LUNAR LANDSCAPE YOU PROMISED spigot: HIT SPACE TO THRUST

deuce: WHY ARE THE RUSSIANS AND UKRAINIANS FIGHTING OVER MY DONG deuce: SEE THIS JOKE WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNIER IN 2014

atandt: PORN STAR ASIA CARRERA WRITES: "BOY, THAT CARTOON ABOUT ME WAS HYSTERICAL. YOU GUYS SHOULD GET A JOB WITH ROSANNE. THEN YOU CAN ALL BE NOT FUNNY TOGETHER... " atandt: THANKS FOR THE LETTER LADY atandt: NEXT TIME ATTACH SOME JPEGS, IT IS DIFFICULT BEATING OFF TO ASCII pants: WAIT WAIT ASK HER IF SHE RUNS LINUX

pants: COULD YOU PLEASE TYPE "MAKE" IN THE QUEUE DIRECTORY OR SHOULD I JUST SUCK COCK FOR UNDER TEN MINUTES

spigot: FRONT DESK PEOPLE AT THE SF HILTON MAKE $11.94 AN HOUR (STARTING) deuce: FFFFFF deuce: T SPIGOT HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THIS SIR spigot: DON'T KNOW (HANGING UP NOW) deuce: FFFFFFF spigot: T DEUCE F KEY'S BROKEN

deuce: NOBODY MAKE A PASS AT ME net: HUNGRY OVER HERE

spigot: WHY HAS PANTS BEEN IDLE FOR 650 MINUTES??????? spigot: WHEN HE KNOWS I HAVE A SOUVENIR FOR HIM FROM THE GAY PRIDE PARADE!!!! spigot: THE PUNCHLINE IS: SOMETIMES YOU MAKE A SPLASH AND HIT A SEAL

atandt: PERHAPS BONGHITS WILL FIX MY MAKEFILE

pants: T DEUCE HOW DO WE HARNESS THE POWER OF 3-D PRINTING WHILE PROTECTING OURSELVES FROM ITS DARK SIDE deuce: MAKE GUNS AND THEN SHOOT OURSELVES WITH THEM deuce: BUT MAKE COFFINS FIRST??? deuce: WRITE BACK

spigot: SO ARE WE GOING TO THE ANTARCTIC GLACIER CONFERENCE OR NOT spigot: HURMPH OW spigot: JESUS GURRRRRRRHURG THIS IS NOT MANAGED CARE

spigot: I'M A 19-YEAR-OLD JOCK AND I LOVE TO SUCK COCK! E-MAIL ME NOW! deuce: WHY DON'T YOU MAKE ME!!!!!! spigot: OW GOD THE CROQUET MALLET deuce: SHOWING ME ABOUT LIFE deuce: COMMA LOVE SEMICOLON PAIN EXCLAMATION POINT net: HEART DONG

pants: ANY KIND OF DICK WILL DO BUT I PREFER TO CHOMP AND CHEW ON THE NORTHERN AMERICAN VARIETY FOR VARIOUS REASONS / CONDITIONS pants: SERIOUSLY IF YOU COULD JUST FORM A LINE TO THE LEFT OF THE URINALS I'LL GET TO BUSINESS pants: I AM WILLING TO SIGN ANYTHING YOU PUT IN FRONT OF ME JUST MAKE ME CHOKE IN RECORD TIME

spigot: PROSPERO'S BALLS deuce: JUMPIN' JEHOSEPHAT spigot: GET OUT deuce: MAKE ME

pants: BIG MAC spigot: ALL THIS TALK ABOUT FOOD HAS MADE ME GAY spigot: GAY FOR DICK

pants: i would put u up my butt and leave u there pants: u would be safe living my butt i would care for u pants: build a house and make a family and live life as u see fit (in my butt) pants: if u want i can take u out and piss on u sometimes pants: u and i will grow old 2gether

spigot: MAKE SURE TO GET A SHOT OF MY HUGE BOOBS!!!!!!!!! spigot: BOYS!!!!!!!!!! RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!! DO YOU LIKE ***BOOBS****?!?!?!?!!? spigot: MACHINE GUN SOUNDS

spigot: HONK MY DICK LIKE A HORN spigot: SERIOUSLY MAKE THE NOISE OR I CAN'T EJACULATE

pants: SHIT SANDWICH deuce: MAKE TWO

pants: I'M A WET BALL deuce: HELLO, WET BALL pants: HEY deuce: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING, WET BALL pants: I'M A DIPSWITCH

pants: BLAST ME WITH PISS deuce: WHY YOU'LL JUST FUCKING WASTE IT LIKE USUAL pants: BLESS ME WITH PISS deuce: VERY WELL pants: LET'S GO TO OLD NAVY AND WALK AROUND AND HOLD HANDS SO THE WORLD CAN SEE OUR LOVE BUT FIRST MAKE WITH THE PISS deuce: YOU'RE THE GIRL WALK BEHIND

spigot: YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN HOURS pants: MY OFFICE CAN BE MY CAR!!! spigot: KEEP ALL OF YOUR TIPS*

pants: SUMMER BEARD pants: MAKES ME FEEL FINE pants: BLOWIN' THROUGH THE JASMINE IN MY MIND

DEUCE: UHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH RASTERIZING CORN

spigot: MAKING SHIT UP IS 100X MORE SATISFYING THAN MAKING SHIT WORK

deuce: WHACKING YOU OFF pants: BEING WACKED OFF deuce: 10-4 OVER

pants: ARE WE THE JERKCITY PLAYERS OR JUST COMMON FAGS spigot: SIR I AM VERY CLEARLY SLIDING THE $10 BETWEEN THE STALL WALLS pants: RETURNING A FIVE AND FIVE ONES INDIVIDUALLY spigot: I'M GOING TO NEED CHANGE FOR THE METER (BANGING, FLUSHING)

spigot: THE KILOWATT 6 BRAVO STATION MAKING FART SOUNDS, PLEASE STOP

bung: SHHH, HERE COMES DAD bung: BUH bung: HOLD THE DOG STILL OR I'LL NEVER CUM deuce: MAKING HUMBURGERS PEOPLE

deuce: WHO WANTS TO FUCK deuce: I CAN'T CONTROL IT VERY WELL SO ANYONE WHO RAISES HIS HAND LOSES FINGERS deuce: SHUT UP YOU'RE MAKING IT GO BACK DOWN

spigot: I DON’T LIKE IT, I DON’T APPRECIATE IT AND I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY EVERY NOW AND THEN WHILE BROWSING AROUND PORN SITES I ENCOUNTER THE PHRASE “MAKING LOVE" spigot: WHAT EVEN IS THAT deuce: SPITTING AND CHOKING pants: BACKHANDINGANDBELTHANGING

pants: WE SHOULD GO DOOR TO DOOR deuce: ALL THIS TALK OF DICKS IS MAKING ME THIRSTY deuce: WAIT deuce: WHAT deuce: I DIDN'T SAY THAT

spigot: WHEN JERKCITY GOES DOWN DOES THAT MEAN I'M MAKING OR LOSING MONEY spigot: STUFF ME IN A CONFERENCE ROOM AND STRAIGHTEN ME OUT deuce: T SPIGOT AMBER LYNN !!!!!!!!! spigot: BORED OF HER FAT FACE, LAME EYESHADOW AND 80'S DEMEANOR

deuce: SAN FRANCISCO WILL MAKE A GREAT LOOKING CRATER

spigot: GREEN LIGHT THAT AND SMOKE DOPE WITH ME deuce: DONE AND DONE

pants: SURELY I WILL DIE A DAY LATER NOW

deuce: I, GELATINOUS CUBE pants: LET ME DO ANAL ON YOU, GELATINOUS CUBE deuce: GELATINOUS CUBES DON'T HAVE BUTTHOLES deuce: THEY HAVE CONTRACTILE VACUOLES pants: MAKING UP WORDS WON'T STOP ME FROM DOING ANAL ON YOU, GELATINOUS CUBE

pants: ONCE I CLAMP DOWN I WON'T LET GO pants: I'M JUST SAYING DON'T STAND SO CLOSE pants: HERE I GO HURBGGGGGGGGGGGSD&DISDPSG{{{{{{{{{{{ FOAMY

net: HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THAT ONCE WE WERE BROUGHT HERE WE WERE ROBBED OF OUR NAMES ROBBED OF OUR LANGUAGE WE LOST OUR COCKS OUR MOUTHS OUR DICKS AND MANY OF US BY THE WAY WE ACT WE EVEN LOST OUR BALLS

spigot: DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY SOMETIMES EERIE, SOMETIMES ZANY BUT ALWAYS LOVEABLE AND AMUSING WEB-BASED ALTERNATIVE UNDERGROUND SELF-PUBLISHED COMICS atandt: SEARCH QUERY: MALE TESTICLE

spigot: CUE MALICIOUS COMPLIANCE: I PUT THE DICK DIRECTLY IN MY ACTUAL MOUTH deuce: IF YOU HAD NORTON LIFELOCK IT WOULD WARN YOU ABOUT DOING SUCH THINGS

pants: MY LOCAL PAPER CARRIES GOD-AWFUL "MALLARD FILLMORE" pants: I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE A HOWARD THE DUCK RIP-OFF pants: PACK IT IN AND CALL IT A DAY pants: PRINT DOONESBURY TWICE ON THE SAME PAGE pants: WHITE SPACE IS JUST FINE TOO pants: WHILE I'M HERE I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS pants: WHEN DID ROBOTMAN BECOM MONTY pants: ALSO WHEN DID FAMILY CIRCUS BECOME BOONDOCKS

deuce: MAMA, I'M IN LOVE WITH A GANGSTA deuce: MAMA, DID I MENTION I'M IN LOVE WITH A GANGSTA deuce: MAMA, YOU MAY RECALL EARLIER I STATED THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH A GANGSTA deuce: MAMA, I HATE TO BELABOR THE POINT, BUT I'D LIKE TO REITERATE THAT I'M... deuce: ...IN LOVE WITH A (GARROTED) deuce: WELP I PUT A SCREEN PROTECTOR ON MY NEW PHONE AND MANAGED TO FUCK IT UP SOMEHOW deuce: YOU'RE WELCOME, AMERICA spigot: ME AGAIN, GUESS WE'RE PLAYIN' PHONE TAG

effigy: DUDE ***WHAT***\N THE ***SHIZZLE***\NIS UP WITH YO\N***MAMACITA*** ??? deuce: SHE FELL DOWN deuce: AND SHE COULDN'T GET UP AGAIN deuce: A FRIEND FOUND HER A DAY LATER WHEN SHE WAS SEVERELY DEHYDRATED deuce: GOT HER TO THE HOSPITAL AND SHE TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID-19 deuce: SHE STILL HAS PROBLEMS TAKING CARE OF HERSELF

net: HEY HOW ABOUT A LITTLE CHATTER FOLKS deuce: HI net: HOW ARE YOU deuce: I'M GAY, WORKING ON GAYER net: I HAVE ALREADY ACHIEVED GAYER AND I'M WORKING ON GOING BACK deuce: THAT IS A CRIME AGAINST GOD AND MAN net: IT'S JUST FOR PRACTICE

deuce: YOUR PROBLEM IS THAT YOU OVERVALUE DICK WHILE NOT CONSIDERING THE IMPORTANT EFFECT OF MAN'S ASS deuce: MANASS IF YOU WILL pants: GROSS DISGUSTING HAIRY POCK-MARKED UNDERTANNED MAN ASS deuce: RIGHT JUST NORMAL MAN ASS

pants: 10 ADAM 12 WE HAVE A DICKLICKING IN PROGRESS atandt: CUMSHOTS FIRED atandt: CLEAR PARCEL 12 pants: 338 UNITS 1, 2, 3, 4 AND 5 RESPONDING pants: UNITS 6, 7 EN ROUTE atandt: MAN DOWN MAN DOWN pants: UNIT 8 WILL SUPERVISE

pants: TONIGHT'S LAW & ORDER: "MANHOOD". A GAY COP DIES BECAUSE HE GETS NO BACKUP IN A DRUG BUST. pants: TOMORROW'S LAW & ORDER: "SILENCE". A HOMOSEXUAL COUNCILMAN WHO WAS BEING BLACKMAILED IS MURDERED. spigot: THIS FRIDAY'S LAW & ORDER: "FATTY MCFUCKFACE". HUGE PURPLE DICKS SLAP YOUR ASS AND LEGS.

deuce: IF THEY CAN PUT A MAN ON THE MOON WHY CAN'T THEY PUT ONE IN MY MOUTH ?!?!?!?!???

pants: HEY HOW ABOUT YOU AND ME FUCK deuce: WELL OKAY pants: WHAT KIND OF SAUCE DO YOU WANT

spigot: THESE ASTRONOMY PICTURES OF THE DAY ARE ALL MAN/MAN BLOWJOBS!!!?????

atandt: MAN ASS atandt: IT'S EVERYWHERE atandt: WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN

deuce: FOLKS, MANGOSTEEN deuce: THAT'S ALL I'M SAYIN' spigot: MY DAD HAS THE KIND OF CANCER WHICH DISAPPEARS AFTER A FRUIT JUICE

deuce: YOU BRADE RUNNAH pants: I JUST DO BALLS

pants: WE SHOULD MIX OUR PISS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS deuce: MANHATTAN PROJECT

spigot: MAYBE WOMEN'S RESTROOMS ARE SO DISGUSTING BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY PLACE THEY CAN EXPRESS THEMSELVES WITHOUT A MAN CHIMING IN

pants: HEY RUBE pants: WHAT'S THE RUMPUS pants: IS THIS SEAT TAKEN pants: G-G-G-G-GHOSTS pants: T PANTS HOW MANY PANTS pants: HULK SMASH .(pants): IS THIS THING EVEN ON pants: WHAT IF I NEVER COME DOWN pants: NOT JUST THE RUMP pants: SO DIZZY (pants): ANY PORT IN A STORM pants: COCKS

spigot: WHY DOES THE COCKBOT KEEP LOGGING OUT spigot: HE'S ALL I'M GOING TO STAY JOINED TO THIS CHANNEL FOREVER BUT THEN SUDDENLY BEEP BOOP BOOP AND HE'S OFF TO BE GAY SOMEWHERE ELSE spigot: YOU CAN READ ALL ABOUT IT IN MY COCKBOT MANIFESTO