effigy: SHHHHSHSHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!THERE'S A DOG THE BOUNTYHUNTER MARATHON deuce: PLEASE MASTURBATEMORE QUIETLY

deuce: NEXT PERSON TO TALK ABOUT MARCH MADNESS GETS SHOT IN THE DICK pants: DEAL

spigot: ALL OF TODAY'S WEB NEWS PRINTED OUT AND ROLLED INTO A TUBE AND I'M MARCHING UP AND DOWN THE TOWN SQUARE SHOUTING THROUGH IT LIKE A TRUMPETY MEGAPHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: BROWSER WARS HEATING UP!!!!!!!!! spigot: SOMETHING ABOUT JAVA!!!!!!!!

deuce: MADAME CURIE WAS A WHORE deuce: THERE I'VE SAID IT deuce: MAN I'VE BEEN HOLDING THAT IN FOR A LONG TIME

spigot: OFF TO MARINE WORLD TO HAVE A "WHALE" OF A GOOD TIME !!!!!!! spigot: RIDING THE WHALE AROUND WALGREENS spigot: MORE LIKE THE WHALEGREENS

deuce: I'm doing ASMR noises in your ear pants: pffft pssst pssst scrape pffft pssst pst pst deuce: you got it pants: pst pffft COCKS pssfsftft scrape click effigy: [x] MARK AS READ.

spigot: M - I - C spigot: ***GAY*** E - Y spigot: DO YOU LIKE MY MARK RUSSELLTOTEBAG deuce: CLEARLY I DO NOT spigot: JUST A TENTHOUSAND DOLLARPLEDGE TO KQED spigot: SHALL WEFIND AN ATM

pants: ARE YOU THE TALIBAN deuce: MAYBE deuce: WHO'S ASKING pants: BRITNEY SPEARS-PANTS deuce: IN THAT CASE I WILL GIVE AN UNQUALIFIED MAYBE

deuce: T PANTS WHAT'S UP WITH THOSE NINE EYES OF YOURS FUCKO pants: T DEUCE I'M FROM MARS deuce: T PANTS I WOULD ALSO HAVE ACCEPTED "ALL THE BETTER TO SUCK YOU WITH" pants: T DEUCE I WOULD WANT TO ADD "MY DEAR" TO THAT AND THEN IT'S TOO LONG pants: CAN I PLEASE HAVE A HUG NOW

deuce: EARTH TO PANTS deuce: EARTH TO PANTS COME IN PANTS deuce: ARE YOU ON THE RED PLANET YET OVER pants: I AM DEPLOYING MY SOLAR SAILS CURRENTLY deuce: EARTH TO PANTS SOLAR STORM COMING YOUR WAY ETA 5 MINUTES pants: I AM STUFFING MYSELF IN THE LOO CURRENTLY deuce: OVER pants: OVER

pants: THE MARSHMALLOW TEST IS WHERE YOU SUCK DICK FOR MARSHMALLOWS :hormpth: HLUAGHALGAG pants: I PASSED THE MARSHMALLOW TEST

spigot: OKAY pants: SOBBING deuce: URINATING pants: SMOOSHING IT pants: LIKE MARSH-MALLOWS

deuce: EARTH TO MARTIN SHORT deuce: FUCKING SHUT UP deuce: TRANSMISSION ENDS

spigot: IS THE GOD HATES FAGS GUY MARVEL OR DC deuce: I THINK THAT'S THE BIBLE

spigot: JUST ADMIT MASS IS A VECTOR deuce: IF YOU DEAL WITH OBSOLETE IDEAS LIKE RELATIVISTIC MASS IT KIND OF IS !!!! spigot: MASS IS SHORT FOR MY ASS

deuce: WOO HOO MASS SHOOTING pants: ANYWHERE GOOD OR IN A SHITHOLE STATE deuce: MEH WHO CARES

deuce: SCRATCHING MY ASS deuce: EVERYTHING IS REALLY SLOW AND LAGGY BECAUSE OF THE MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF PORN ROLLING IN AS WE SPEAK deuce: CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP [THOSE ARE THE CRICKETS BECAUSE IT'S QUIET]

deuce: [MASTER CAUTION] [MASTER ALARM] [MAIN BUS B UNDERVOLT] [DOOR AJAR] spigot: HOW ABOUT I VENT THIS INTO SPACE (LONG LOUD FART)

pants: GHOSTFACE KILLAH TEACHES BREAD FUNDAMENTALS: pants: SESSION ONE: QUICK BREADS, FOCACCIA, AND NATURAL STARTERS pants: SESSION TWO: BAGUETTES, NO-KNEAD, ENGLISH MUFFINS, SANDWICH BREADS pants: SESSION THREE: PIZZA, RICH DOUGHS, LEVAIN pants: THIS IS ALL VERY EXCITING pants: DEADMAU5 TEACHES TYPING

: VISCERA! THE MUSICAL : SUMMER 2008 spigot: IT'S PART OF MY MASTER PLAN TO CONTINUE SMOKING DOPE AND SLEEPING IN UNTIL 3PM deuce: UNDERSTOOD

spigot: WHEN WILL I BE PRETTY pants: IN ABOUT TWO MINUTES HERE HUFF HUFF deuce: GROSS YOU GUYS GOT STICKY STUFF ALL OVER pants: DID NOT deuce: WHAT'S *THIS* THEN pants: I'M SURE I DON'T KNOW

pants: REALLY DIFFICULT TO MASTURBATE TO/DURING BATTLEFIELD EARTH deuce: YOU NEED TO PLUG YOUR EARS AND EYES AND BASICALLY BE A LARVA

spigot: IF I WERE MASTURBATING TO STAR WARS I WOULD BE HAND SOLO pants: WHAT ABOUT STAR TREK?

pants: ANYBODY ELSE MASTURBATING TO THE WEATHER CHANNEL RIGHT NOW spigot: TOO BUSY CONNECTING WITH OTHER HAMS AND CONDUCTING EMERGENCY RESCUE OPS (OPERATIONS) pants: WELL, WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE, PERFORM SOME SELF-CARE: STAY HYDRATED, GET SOME REST AND MASTURBATE TO THE WEATHER CHANNEL deuce: AND WE'LL BE REPEATING THIS GAG ALL WEEK (WEATHER CHANNEL WEEK ON BONEQUEST) spigot: EXCUSE ME BUT THE AMATEUR EXTRAS ARE TALKING deuce: AMATEUR EXTRAS HAVE BIG DICKS deuce: THIS IS FACT spigot: HOW ARE WE MAKING CRANK CALLS THESE DAYS, BURNER PHONES OR WAR DIALERS OR SOFTWARE DEFINED TELEPHONY OR WHAT'S THE RACKET deuce: HOME LANDLINE deuce: DON'T BE A BITCH

deuce: MANHANDLE ME spigot: UNDER THE BRIGHT SUPERMARKET LIGHTS: spigot: 3 WHORES spigot: TIMES 110 POUNDS spigot: TIMES TEN 30-GALLON BAGS spigot: FOR $5.99 OR FIFTEEN 10-GALLON CINCH SACKS FOR $3 EVEN ????????????????? deuce: WHO SAID YOU'D NEVER USE ALGEBRA

atandt: HELP ME WITH MY MATH HOMEWORK deuce: ]\

deuce: Y = M X + (ARIA GIOVANNI) deuce: ALSO POSSIBLY Y = (JULIE MORRISON) X + B

deuce: what we need is a good porn lawyer pants: GPL deuce: doesn't exist pants: max hardcore, attorney at law deuce: Gianna Michaels, Esq. pants: the dog has fooled me again, he now has both of my slippers

effigy: BONER PILLS spigot: LISA NEEDS BRACES effigy: BONER PILLS spigot: LISA NEEDS BRACES effigy: BONER PILLS spigot: LISA NEEDS BRACES effigy: LISA PILLS spigot: BRACES NEED BONERS effigy: BRACES PILLS spigot: LISA NEEDS BONERS effigy: I KNEW IT

spigot: IF SOMEONE COULD PLEASE GET OFF MY FACE I COULD UPLOAD THE NEW BONEQUEST

spigot: MAY I STORE SOME PISS BOTTLES AT YOUR HOUSE pants: I HAVE THE SPURTS, THE SCOOTS, THE SQUIRTS pants: AND pants: THE FARTS

spigot: FOLKS IF THERE'S NOTHING TO DO AT WORK MAY I PLEASE BE EXCUSED

deuce: NOW FILL ME WITH DICK (UNLEADED) spigot: PLEASE MAY I TOP OFF (spigot): PRETEND I'M THE 54 TO WESTGATE AND YANK MY DONG AND SAY NEXT STOP

spigot: LITTLE MISS SPIGOT spigot: NOT GAY spigot: NOT JERKING spigot: MAY OR MAY NOT BE PREGNANT spigot: IS THAT LIKE MISS PAC-MAN OR NO spigot: THE DEFENDANT SUGGESTS HE WAS MERELY RELAXING... spigot: ...AND DID NOT INVITE THE PLANTIFF TO PERFORM

spigot: ARE WE MAYBE STRAYING A BIT FROM GOD'S LIGHT

pants: T SPIGOT YOU'RE TAKING GOOD CARE OF MY BONG AREN'T YOU (THE PURPLE ONE WITH THE CLEVER STICKERS ALL OVER) pants: T SPIGOT THE OH-SO-CLEVER STICKERS pants: T SPIGOT YES, THE EXTREMELY WITTY STICKERS THAT HUHHHHH MY DONG spigot: IF THIS WERE HEE-HAW THEY'D CUT TO A HOUNDDOG STARING AT A FENCE FOR NO REASON AND MAYBE A HORN SOUND

deuce: BUTTMAN'S RIO EXTREME GIRLS ??? WELL JUST A LITTLE MAYBE GLHGAHLGALHGA

spigot: RESPECTFULLY I DON'T THINK KATIE GOLD IS A 'BUSTY' BEAUTY SO MAYBE WE COULD ALL REGROUP

spigot: IF THE UNIVERSE IS EXPANDING MAYBE WE SHOULD STAND 100 FEET AWAY FROM EACH OTHER AND THEN 1000 FEET spigot: INDIANA JONES AND THE POO IN MY PANTS spigot: I'M THE ONLY HILARIOUS ONE TODAY, GOT IT

spigot: HURBLE GURBLE I'M ABRAHAM LINCOLN spigot: MAYBE YOU'VE MET MY HUSBAND, JOHNNY CHOKEALOT spigot: ALL ABORD THE USS FACEPAINT spigot: NOW THEY CALL ME PLOWBOY AND I'D RATHER DISCUSS SOMETHING ELSE spigot: ACTUALLY MY QUICKCAM TELLS ME YOU ARRIVED AT 9:10 spigot: ANYHOO OFF TO OAKLAND FOR DARK MEAT spigot: BE QUIET I'M TRYING TO SHOVE THIS BEER DOWN MY PANTS

spigot: SECURITY TOOK MY CAMERA AND SO NEXT STORY CAN'T TAKE PLACE UNDER MAYOR WILLIE BROWN'S DESK spigot: THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT THE CHICKEN QUESADILLA I ATE WHICH IS MAKING ME FART spigot: LOVINGLY POKING AND STROKING MY WAY INTO A GOOD COLLEGE, FOCUSING MY POTENTIAL TO BE AN A-STUDENT ON THIS GRADE-A BONER DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME (AND HUMPING MYSELF)

pants: WHAT pants: DO YOU GET pants: WHEN YOU SUCK A DICK pants: YOU GET JIZZ ON YOUR FACE pants: AND SOMETIMES YOUR LAPEL

pants: I'M A PISS-DRIBBLER deuce: I'M MORE OF A PISS GARBLER spigot: YOU CAN SHIT YOUR PANTS EVERY DAY FOR JUST 34 DOLLARS A DAY

spigot: IN ROMAN TIMES I COULD COUNT MY JERKING LIKE MCMDVII

spigot: ARE WE AS A GROUP CLOSE TO COLLECTING ALL 6 MCNUGGET BUDDIES spigot: ASSUMING WE'RE ALL AWARE THEY CAN MIX AND MATCH CLOTHES, ACCESSORIES, HATS spigot: PLEASE TAKE A HANDOUT

atandt: SO THE GUY WHO SITS NEXT TO ME AT WORK FOUND A SOMEONE ON EBAY AUCTIONING 2-PLY TOILET PAPER SQUARES AT $0.99/SQUARE. SO HE ORDERED ONE SQUARE. TOTAL WAS $1.64. HE RECEIVED IT TODAY, BUT IT WAS 1-PLY SO HE REQUESTED A REFUND. HE'S NOW RECEIVED HIS REFUND.

net: HEY ASIA CARRERA WHY YO FOREHEAD SO BIG BABY deuce: ME SMARTY !!!!!! ME MENSA !!!!!! GHLGAHLGAHLGALHG SUCKING EVERY DICK IN SIGHT

spigot: HBLURHLBURHLUEHB RECOGNIZING THE COWBOY BOOTS FROM THE LAST EXPO BHLEBH spigot: IT'S ALWAYS "FAG" THIS AND "GAY" THAT AND NEVER ABOUT ME OR MY TRUMPET spigot: SAY GOODBYE TO SPIGOT (FOREVER)

pants: MILK EGGS HAM I'LL EAT IT ALL deuce: PEANUTS POPCORN PRESENTS

spigot: IF SOMEONE COULD COME OVER FOR JUST THREE MINUTES AND LICK DICK WITH ME spigot: IT WOULD MEAN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME GOING HOME AND ME BEATING OFF AND THEN GOING HOME spigot: WHO spigot: WHAT bung: MADE YOU LOOK spigot: FOOLED AGAIN

pants: MEANWHILE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: BACK AT THE DICKLICKING FARM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: FREE RANGE COCKSUCKERS ?????????????????? pants: I'M GOING TO PUT A STOP TO THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL pants: EXCUSE ME SIR I DEMAND TO SEE THE FARMER pants: OH GOD I'M UPSIDE DOWN AND UNDERWATER AGAIN pants: WAIT I'M REALLY AT THE LOCAL KRISPY KREME AND THIS IS ALL A DREAM pants: WAIT NO I REALLY AM UNDERWATER BLBBLBLBLLB

pants: RIBBIT pants: RIBBIT pants: RIBBIT pants: BALLS pants: RIBBIT pants: RIBBIT pants: RIBBIT pants: RIBBIT

spigot: WHO'S READY TO QUIT PORN AND EMBRACE CHRIST

spigot: POPPING INTO YOUR STALL ON MY UNDER-CAR ROLLER

ozone: LD32: FATAL 12: EXPECTING N32 OBJECTS: /LIB/LIBC.SO.1 IS O32. effigy: I REALLY NEED MEIDCAL ADVICE deuce: YOU SHOULD RUB DIRT IN IT

deuce: T PANTS YOU NEED TO COOK THOSE DICKS OR YOU'RE GOING TO CATCH A COLD

pants: WON'T YOU JACK ME OFF deuce: NO BUT I *WILL* BE YOUR NEIGHBOR IF YOU ASK RIGHT pants: MY NEIGHBOR WITH ***BENEFITS***???????? BY WHICH I MEAN MEDICAL, DENTAL, 401K deuce: I DON'T OFFER 401K

pants: WILL I FINALLY GET LAID IN HELL deuce: YES deuce: YES YOU WILL pants: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: AND IF WE GO TO HEAVEN, MEET ME AT JOHN WAYNE deuce: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PASSING OUT

spigot: SYSTEM.OUT.WRITELN ("I'M FULL OF DICK TODAY");

spigot: REDDIT, MEET QUEERBALLS deuce: CHOP CHOP CHOP WHATEVS CHOP CHOP CHOP spigot: SORRY: QUEERBALLS CROSSED THE RAINBOW BRIDGE spigot: HE LOVED SAFEWAY SELECT TIN ROOF SUNDAE

spigot: I'M THE WIZARD OF NUTS AND COCKS spigot: AND ALSO BALLS

deuce: DISMEMBER ME deuce: WAIT WAIT I MEANT REMEMBER ME NO AUUUUUUUUUUGH pants: MEETING YOU IN THE MIDDLE AND DEFENESTRATING YOU

atandt: PARIS IN THE THE SPRING atandt: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO MY CAVERNOUS ASS atandt: I TOLD YOU I WAS HARDCORE atandt: THIS IS HOW AN ITALIAN DIES pants: YOU KILLED POKEY atandt: A MAN, A PLAN, A CANAL, PANAMA

pants: EVER SUCK A COCK AND GET CONFUSED AND SPIT IT RIGHT BACK OUT ??? WE ALL HAVE AND SOMETIMES IT CAN BE PAINFUL TO RELIVE THIS PARTICULAR MEMORY BUT LORD KNOWS WE TRY AND WE TRY AND WE TRY

ozone: AHOY THERE COAST GUARD, I'M THE SAFETY PIRATE! pants: WOULD YOU SHOW US WHAT IT'S LIKE FOR *PEOPLE* IN ZERO GRAVITY? pants: THAT'S VERY INTERESTING atandt: I'M SURE OF COURSE THAT EACH OF YOU HAS ALREADY SPOTTED YOUR OWN CAR BY NOW spigot: SERVICEMEN IN UNIFORM AND CLERGYMEN pants: IF YOU TAKE BOTH, YOU'LL TAKE TOO MUCH atandt: THE STREETS ARE DESERTED BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE AFRAID TO BE ON THEM pants: ARE YOU INTO MARIJUANA? spigot: OF COURSE JUST A MOMENT ozone: IN A PERIOD OF INCREASED TENSION ozone: THE ADVANTAGE GAINED BY FLYING MEN INTO POSITION QUICKLY ozone: MIGHT REPRESENT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SUCCESS AND FAILURE ozone: IN A MILITARY OPERATION spigot: REGARDING THE CORRECT OPERATION OF THE MACHINE pants: DICKS *BEEP* spigot: REGARDING THE CORRECT OPERATION OF THE MACHINE pants: DICKS *BEEP* spigot: REGARDING THE CORRECT OPERATION OF THE MACHINE pants: IF YOU TAKE BOTH, YOU'LL TAKE TOO MUCH atandt: MEN INTO POSITION QUICKLY deuce: BUT NOT NOW deuce: BUT NOT NOW BUT NOT NOW pants: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT atandt: WE DISCUSSED THIS JUST IGNORE HIM AND KEEP GOING pants: I DON'T LIKE LOUD ALARMS ozone: MEN INTO POSITION QUICKLY pants: THAT'S BETTER ozone: MEN INTO POSITION QUICKLY ozone: MEN INTO POSITION QUICKLY atandt: THAT TAKES SOME GETTING USED TO

deuce: MENTAL NOTE: DO MONOLOGUES ON SUNDAYS WHEN NO ONE ELSE IS AROUND SO NO ONE INTERRUPTS SLASH STEALS PUNCHLINES

spigot: SAYS HERE CALIFORNIA WON'T SELL GUNS TO MENTAL PATIENTS pants: THE COOKIES HAVE FUDGE INSIDE THE FUDGE

spigot: IT'S CATGPT AND ALL IT SAYS IS MEOW deuce: I'D PAY FOR THAT pants: $20/MO OR $200/YR

deuce: I'M A KITTY deuce: MEOW deuce: I FUCK BUTTHOLES deuce: MEOW

deuce: WHY DOES NOT PANTS SING THE MEOW MIX SONG ?!?!?!?!?!?!? I MUST TAKE HIM IN FOR REPAIRS net: T DEUCE HAVE YOU BEEN BUYING HIM MEOW MIX deuce: T NET I HAVE BEEN BEATING HIM AND ATTEMPTING TO TRAIN HIM TO SING THIS FUCKING SONG net: T DEUCE HE NEEDS THE MEOW MIX

pants: WHY I LICK DICK IN FIFTY WORDS OR LESS deuce: UNFORTUNATELY IT IS MERELY FIFTY REPETITIONS OF THE WORD "GAY"

pants: MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM PANTS AT JERKCITY pants: AND THE REST OF THE STUPID COCKSUCKERS HERE pants: RELEASE THE KRAKEN

spigot: WHAT I HATE IS THAT WEIRD FEELING WHERE YOU SUDDENLY BECOME OVERLY CONSCIOUS THAT THERE'S A HUGE DICK IN YOUR MOUTH

spigot: :SANTA: ⛄ :SNOWFLAKE: :CHRISTMAS_TREE: THE HOLIDAY SQUIRTS ARE HERE :CHRISTMAS_TREE: :SNOWFLAKE: ⛄ :SANTA:

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atandt: HAVE A LITTLE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT :: FUCKS ATANDT'S MOUTH HOLE

deuce: T PANTS WHAT ARE YOU GETTING ME FOR CHRISTMAS pants: T DEUCE WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE deuce: A DICK pants: GROSS!!!!!!!!!! deuce: YOU SEE BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ONE deuce: I AM DICKLESS deuce: WITHOUT DICK deuce: BEREFT OF DICK deuce: A DEARTH OF DICKS deuce: I'M SAYING I HAVE NO PENIS pants: WELL, YOU CAN BORROW MINE BUT I NEED IT BACK BY TUESDAY deuce: CAN I LEASE TO OWN pants: YOU CAN RENT deuce: I'LL JUST BORROW THEN deuce: NO DEPOSIT hanford: :CLAPPER: hanford: SCENE 2: TUESDAY deuce: I LOSTED IT pants: WELL I WASN'T USING IT ANYWAY

deuce: JESUS THAT SHIT WAS FUCKING AWFUL deuce: JUST SMEAR CITY PEOPLE

deuce: MY NUTS ARE SWOLLEN AND RED AND WANT TO BE HUGGED AND KISSED deuce: ONLY SERIOUS APPLICANTS NEED APPLY deuce: TRANSMISSION ENDS

spigot: HELLO DEUCE WELCOME TO FAT CHAT I'M SPIGOT (240LBS/SF) deuce: 100 KG/OAKLAND deuce: I'M A METRIC QUEER spigot: DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE IN KINDERGARTEN BECAUSE I DON'T APPROVE

spigot: LOOKING FOR MEXICAN QUEERS IN WALNUT CREEK ASAP (atandt): I STEPPED ON ONE spigot: QUE? atandt: SORRY atandt: WAIT WAIT COME BACK I THOUGHT YOU SAID LEPRECHAUNS

deuce: NO MORE THAIS ON MYFREECAMS :-( :-( :-( spigot: THEY ARE REMOVING REDUNDANCIES

deuce: CHOKE ME OUT pants: I'M TRYING BUT pants: EXHAUSTED FROM ALL THE POKING (BUT I COULD CHOKE A LITTLE MORE, I DUNNO) deuce: ARE YOU DEAD YET pants: I'M A MOUSE TUMBLING AROUND THE FIELD

spigot: PERSONALLY I THINK THE NBA NEEDS MICHAEL LANDON NOW MORE THAN EVER spigot: ALL RIGHT I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SPORTS

pants: I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MICHAEL MEDVED'S MOUSTACHE pants: I'D FUCK THAT THING INTO CHRISTMAS 2008

spigot: FRESHLY BAKED DONGS!!!!!!! spigot: M I C spigot: SEE THAT I'M BORED!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: K E Y spigot: WHY AM I FUCKING HERE spigot: DUH deuce: M O U S E

spigot: HOO BOY WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT ALL THESE MICROPLASTICS IN MY OCEANS AND BALLS

deuce: IF I GOT A MICROSCOPE I COULD MEET MY OWN SPURT

spigot: FRESHLY BAKED DONGS!!!!!!! pants: FORP spigot: THAT'S RIGHT spigot: HEY WHAT DO YOU CALL THREE EX-MICROSOFT EMPLOYEES?!?!? spigot: A FAT DICKLICKING DONGATHON!!!!!!!! pants: I'M STICKING TO MY STORY AND THAT'S THAT

spigot: INSTALLING MICROSOFT SQUIRT 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜

spigot: STOMPING YOUR THROAT MID SENTENCE!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

spigot: ANNAN ADDRESSES MIDEAST VIOLENCE spigot: DEAR MIDEAST VIOLENCE. spigot: HOW ARE YOU? I AM FINE.

atandt: MILF! pants: WHERE net: RUN deuce: HIDE ME

deuce: MILFS, COUGARS, AND GRANDMAS NO. 2 deuce: I DON'T LIKE THE USE OF THAT CONJUNCTION spigot: HOW ABOUT WE THROW A 'NEITHER' IN FRONT AND A 'NOR' INSTEAD OF 'AND', THEN SHIP IT

pants: MOOOOOOOOOOOO deuce: MILKING YOU pants: B-BUT I'M A GOAT pants: A GOAT ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! deuce: MILKING YOU pants: A GOAT

pants: SUCK ME OFF IN A PATCH OF CALIFORNIA NATIVE PLANTS

spigot: JUST BEING GRATEFUL, FOR THIS MOMENT RIGHT NOW AS YOU FIND A COMFORTABLE POSITION spigot: AND WITH EVERY BREATH, YOU DRIFT DEEPER AND DEEPER INTO A STATE OF TOTAL RELAXATION WITH MY HAND IN YOUR LAP spigot: FULLY RELAXED, DEEPER AND DEEPER INTO YOUR PURSE WITH MY TONGS LOOKING FOR ITUNES GIFT CARDS

spigot: TONIGHT WE GO INSIDE THE MIND OF A PENIS deuce: IS IT ANYTHING LIKE THE MIND OF MINOLTA deuce: HUGALBLGHLA deuce: HUGLUHBALHBGLHGLUB deuce: GLHLHAGLHSDHFL3GYH I3L KYSL V8KHFHKDF D98FHEFJNKL4W0943ND deuce: NO IT IS NOT