atandt: EVERYONE THINKS I'M STRAIGHT BUT YOU KNOW OTHERWISE spigot: LET GO OF THE WHEEL atandt: NOT UNTIL YOU'RE GAY WITH KISSES spigot: SFX: TIRES

spigot: :HELICOPTER: spigot: :BOOM: spigot: :MILITARY_HELMET: spigot: WHEN I DIE, BURY ME UPSIDE DOWN SO THE WORLD CAN FUCK ME MORE IN THE ASS

spigot: LET HE WHO LICKS DICK LICK THE FIRST DICK effigy: WAAAAY AHEAD OF YOU THERE deuce: FAGS

dick: COOL LET ME TRY NOW dick: FUCK dick: LET ME TRY AGAIN

pants: LET LOOSE THE DICKS dick: SCUTTLE SCUTTLE (DICKS-BEING- LET-LOOSE- NOISES)

pants: T SPIGOT DO YOU HAVE U2'S NEW ALBUM spigot: LET ME CHECK IN THE BACK spigot: I'LL JUST spigot: OH MY SWEET LORD spigot: BONK BONK BONK WHY IS THIS HAPPENING spigot: THAT'S GONNA STAIN spigot: HURP OOOOOOP HOLY spigot: HURRRRRRRR spigot: T PANTS NO pants: OH

deuce: EXCUSE ME BUT DOES TWO GUYS REALLY QUALIFY AS A "GANG" WAS: RE: GANG BANG pants: WILL THIS BE ON THE FINAL deuce: JALAPENO POPPERS pants: HOLD ME LIKE YOU'LL NEVER LET ME GO pants: SERIOUSLY LET ME GO NOW deuce: NOPE YOU'RE MINE NOW

deuce: do you think humans will ever cross the Atlantic

pants: AAAAAAAND BACK TO THE BATHROOM BACKGROUND FOR ANOTHER FOUR MONTHS pants: LET YOUR BALLS COLLIDE pants: LDAP

pants: haulghalhgluahlg i am pants deuce: greetings pants deuce: I am [name redacted] pants: let us dance

pants: UNDERFULL \HBOX ???????? \RAGGEDBOTTOM ?????????? pants: LET US DANCE pants: WAIT WHAT pants: THIS MEANS WAR pants: STOMP MY GRAPES pants: GAY FATNESS PERSONIFIED : PANTS HAS BEEN SENDING MESSAGES TO YOU TOO RAPIDLY, AND IS NOW BEING IGNORED. deuce: WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE SO JACKOFFABLE

pants: LET US PRETEND WE ARE GAY AND FURTHER LET US DO WHAT COMES NATURALLY

spigot: FOLKS CAN WE GET SOME EXPERT ANALYSIS OF THE ONGOING KOSOVO CRISIS?!?!?!?! spigot: LET'S ALL SOUND OFF WITH OUR TWO CENTS!!!!!!!!!!! pants: I TAKE IT UP THE ASS spigot: IS THIS RING STILL ACTIVE

atandt: LET'S ALL SWITCH ROLES FOR THE NEXT 30 SECONDS deuce: GAHGLAHGLAGHALGHALGHLA I'M ATANDT GAHLGHLGHLGHLGH LOOK AT BONEQUEST GLAGHLAGHLAGHLAGH WILL YOU LIKE ME MORE NOW THAT I PUT IT UP atandt: THAT WAS LESS FUN THAN PLANNED

pants: LET’S BOTH MASTURBATE TO JIMMY GARAPPOLO’S FACE spigot: DID YOU MEAN JANEANE GAROFALO pants: N spigot: ?

pants: piss on me please deuce: I counter with an offer of a fistfuck deuce: wait how about this: deuce: I punch you in the balls and you let me effigy: ya, fuck that boomer shit, let's fistfuck

deuce: HI FRIENDS !!!! pants: GOOD MORNING / GOOD MORNING / TO YOU pants: AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU deuce: WHO LIKES MY BALLS

spigot: LET'S GET HIGH AND REMEMBER OLD TIMES !!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: OHHHHHHHH MARES LICK DICKS AND DOES LICK PRICKS AND LITTLE LAMBS ARE FAGGOTS

spigot: LET'S GET LOST spigot: LOST IN EACH OTHER'S NUTS

pants: NUGGGH CHRIST pants: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK LET'S GO FUCK FUCK MMM pants: CHRIST pants: NUGGH spigot: WELL IF HE WASN'T DEAD TO ME BEFORE

atandt: HI GUYS pants: WE'RE ON THE MOON atandt: HOLY CRAP -- ZERO G MEANS I CAN FINALLY REALIZE MY COCK SUCKING DREAMS atandt: ACTUALLY THERE IS GRAVITY ON THE MOON, BUT YOU'D NEED MATH TO PROVE IT deuce: THERE'S NO GRAVITY WE'LL JUST WEAR HEAVY BOOTS pants: MATH IS HARD

deuce: LET'S HEAR IT FOR DICK atandt: DICK DICK DICK DICK DOCK DICK atandt: I PUT THAT "DOCK" IN THERE TO THROW YOU OFF deuce: STRANGE deuce: I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE SINCE I WAS TOO BUSY CONCENTRATING ON THE DICK

deuce: LET'S JUST REMEMBER MY DONG IS CARBON NEUTRAL FOLKS

deuce: LET'S LIGHT THIS CANDLE deuce: BEEP THIS HORN deuce: TOGGLE THIS FROG

pants: acknowledge my right to exist deuce: let's not get carried away here pants: pissing brings me joy (and piss)

deuce: FOLKS LET'S NOT LOSE SIGHT OF MY TINY LITTLE PRICK

deuce: ARRR deuce: LET'S PLAY THE DONG GAME deuce: NOTE: THE DONG GAME INVOLVES AN ACTUAL DONG

pants: LET'S PLAY UNIX pants: I WILL BE GREP deuce: I WILL BE AWK

pants: PUSH THE POO BACK INTO MY BOTTOM deuce: IT WON'T STAY pants: CHRIST IS LORD (LET'S PRAY TOGETHER) deuce: HGLWHGKAHGHSL

deuce: LET'S TAKE ECSTASY AND MAKE OUT pants: NOM NOM NOM pants: WHY WON'T OBJECTS JUST FLOAT TO THE MOON WHEN I DROP THEM pants: NOT FAIR

deuce: CAN WE TALK BALLS bung: MOM! deuce: THAT IS NOT AN ANSWER

deuce: LET'S TALK ABOUT COCKS BABY deuce: LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU AND *HUFF* spigot: HUFF AND HURBLE ARE THE BOOKENDS OF MY LIFE

spigot: LET'S ALL TALK POLITICS spigot: HALBHLABHLAHBLAHBL spigot: SHOOTINGS spigot: LHBLAHBLAHBLA spigot: BROWSER WARS spigot: ALHBLAHBLAHBLAHBL spigot: AHBLABHLABHALBHALHBA spigot: SALAMI

pants: I WOULD LIKE YOU TO REACH OVER AND TOUCH ME AT SOME POINT WHILE WE WATCH LETHAL WEAPON TOGETHER ON THE COUCH: PLANNING OUR GAYNESS FAR IN THE FUTURE spigot: I HAVE ISSUES WITH PESCI ozone: LETHAL WEAPON 2 OR LETHAL WEAPON 3 : /!\ The user ozone is not connected.

pants: WHY ARE YOU IGNORING MY LETTERS AND FAXES pants: I HAVE SHOWN YOU PHOTOGRAPHS OF MY BREASTS atandt: CAN'T YOU SEE HOW MUCH HE LOVES DICK

pants: TURNOFFS: RUDE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!

spigot: OH MY GOD deuce: LHGLHAG

deuce: SALVAGE MY COCK, BALLS effigy: ...WHAT IS THEIR ORIENTATION, PLEASE? deuce: ORBITING AROUND EACH OTHER AT NEAR THE SPEED OF LIGHT effigy: WE CAN'T ACCEPT ANY JOBS > 90% OF THE SPEED OF LIGHT effigy: LIABILITY YOU SEE

atandt: EXCUSE ME SIR WE SEEM TO HAVE MISPLACED YOUR PORNOGRAPHY atandt: THE NAUGHTY BITS HAVE BEEN LOST, BOTH HANDS ARE NOW FREE atandt: I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH MYSELF deuce: I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S GAY NEVERTHELESS

pants: :sailboat:

deuce: LET'S LICK DICK QUICK (LIK DIK QUIK) deuce: SO QUICK WE HAVE TO LEAVE OUT THE C'S

pants: WE SHOULD LICK DICK UNDERWATER SOMETIME deuce: NO WAY DUDE THAT'S GROSS pants: ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS COME UP FOR AIR BEFORE 140 MINUTES HAVE PASSED deuce: YOU'LL DROWN pants: I SEE deuce: NO I MEAN I WILL DROWN YOU

spigot: LICKING DICK . . . . . . . . . . . . . . spigot: HEAR ME OUT . . . . . . . . . . . . . spigot: . . . . . . . DOT COM

atandt: WE SHOULD START LICKING FOR THE NEW YEAR --> NOW <-- deuce: YOU START atandt: THAT'S A BIG --> CAN DO <-- atandt: HUGHUGHUGHUGHUGHUGGHGULHGUGHUGHU T DEUCE THAT WAS MORE OF A CHOKING

spigot: HANG IN THERE BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: DEXATRIM deuce: LICKING (SOMETHING)

spigot: (A) LICKING spigot: (B) SUCKING

deuce: HS1MF108.JPG deuce: THERE'S SPURT ON THAT THERE FACE spigot: WHO DUH HUH WHERE DIR??????????? pants: DING DONG spigot: I'LL GET IT spigot: HONK BONK CLONK OFF OW SON OF A CRASH BANG BONK spigot: WHO IS IT : SPIGOT CREAKS THE DOOR OPEN SLOWLY spigot: LICKING THE DICK LOUDLY spigot: HEAR IT: LLLLLL LLLLL LLLLLLL LLLLLLL LLLLLLL LLLL

deuce: B-B-BUT deuce: I SUCCESSFULLY WALKED DOWN THE STREET WITHOUT HELP !!! deuce: SHOULDN'T I GET A PARADE OR SOMETHING pants: I LIED ABOUT BEING RAPED

spigot: YOU LIED ABOUT DOCTOR WHO BEING IN YOUR PANTS POCKET deuce: IT WAS AT MOST AN EXAGGERATION spigot: MY MOUTH IS BIGGER ON THE INSIDE THAN THE OUU OWW HOOF

pants: OKAY I GOTTA BE HONEST THIS IS MY SECOND TIME ANAL

spigot: DO YOU THINK IF DATA WAS GAY HE WOULD BE CALLED GAYTA spigot: AND IF HE POSSESSED INFORMATION ABOUT FRIES IT WOULD BE IN THE POPULAR GAYSON FORMAT spigot: WHAT I'M ASKING IS spigot: IF LIEUTENANT COMMANDER DATA WAS UPGRADED WITH A CHIP CAPABLE OF... spigot: ...SIMULATING EMOTIONS COMPARABLE WITH THOSE OF A HUMAN spigot: WOULD HE AGREE THAT SEASON 10 OF X-FILES IS 'DOGSHIT' OR 'COMPLETE DOGSHIT' spigot: I'LL TAKE MY ANSWER IN THE HOLODECK

spigot: JUST SO I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT: IS WORF A TRIPHTHONG deuce: NO, BUT DATA IS A HOMONYM spigot: SORRY: IS LIEUTENANT COMMANDER WORF A DIPTHONG

effigy: [LIFE OF CRIME] VS [CONTINUE LOOKING FOR JOB]

spigot: HOW-TOS!!!!!! spigot: LIFE HACKS!!!! spigot: INSTRUCTABLES!!!!!!! spigot: THE MAKER FAIRE!!!! spigot: DO IT YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: AHEM spigot: BUT I'M PAYING YOU TO SUCK ***MY*** DICK deuce: MY LIFE HACK IS CUTTING PEOPLE WHO SAY "LIFE HACK" INTO SMALL BITS AND THEN SHITTING ON THEM

pants: THAT WHICH GETS DICKS INTO MY MOUTH IS MY FRIEND pants: THEREFORE AHABJASBF DIUASKDFBLKAF NAOILSFH BABLAB ALABLABALHAG deuce: PAY ATTENTION HERE PEOPLE pants: SERIOUSLY: LIFE IN THE BIG CITY (WITH PANTS)

spigot: I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY CALL IT A CONCENTRATION CAMP I CERTAINLY CAN'T CONCENTRATE ON ANYTHING BUT ALL THE DICKS PACKED CLOSELY TO MY FACE IN THIS TRAIN CAR

dick: LIFE IS FUNNY deuce: GHLAGHLAGHLAG

spigot: AS LONG AS THERE'S A PIZZA IN MY TUMMY AND A GUN IN MY MOUTH

pants: LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF OAGHOAHGLAHGLAHLAG net: IT JUST SO HAPPENS I NEED A BOX OF AOGHOAHGOAHGOAHG

spigot: LIFE IS LIKE A BOXCAR FALLING ON PEOPLE, SMOOSHING THEM

deuce: THIS IS THE UNITED STATES MISSILE SUBMARINE DEUCE deuce: SET CONDITION FOR 1SQ STRATEGIC COCKSUCKING FEST

atandt: PEOPLE atandt: THERE IS LIFE ON MARS: I HAVE PROOF :: POINTS TO MOUTH atandt: IT'S HIDDEN IN HERE deuce: MISSION TO ATANDT' MOUTH atandt: YAY! deuce: I FOUND HUMAN DNA IN YOUR MOUTH!!! deuce: THIS PROVES THAT ALL EARTHLY LIFE ORIGINALLY CAME FROM YOUR MOUTH ??! deuce: GHSH .HV FKIHH

SPIGOT: T PANTS ARE YOU GOING TO GRAB @LIFEQUACKS AND TELL FOLKS HOW THEY CAN BEST FEED YOU BREADS AND CROUTONS AND PASTRIES

spigot: LIFETIME: spigot: TELEVISION FOR WOMEN spigot: NOW HERE'S A BUNCH OF ADS FOR CLEANING PRODUCTS spigot: BATTERED WOMEN'S SHELTERS spigot: AND CREDIT CARDS spigot: WITH PICTURES OF KITTY CATS !!! spigot: WE NOW RETURN TO TWO FAT LADIES

pants: CAN YOU READ THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH pants: LIFT UP YOUR SKIRT AND PRAY TO YOUR GOD pants: WAIT pants: PLEASE STAND BY pants: THE TAG UNDER YOUR TAIL SAYS DO NOT MOLEST pants: WELL IT ALSO SAYS MACHINE WASH COLD BUT THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN pants: SCREAM ALL YOU WANT pants: WHEN I SAY HELMS-A-LEE YOU SAY READY THEN POP MY COCK INTO YOUR MOUTH

spigot: TURN YOUR KEY SIR spigot: IF YOU REALLY WANT TO SEND A FUCK-YOU MESSAGE TO MILLENNIALS, DON'T USE ANY DARK THEMES, GO LIGHT AND BRIGHT WITH YOUR TEXT EDITOR AND THEY WON'T COME NEAR YOU spigot: I'M USING ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE COFFEE WITH LOTS OF MILK AND THEY SQUINT LIKE ASIANS READING PRICE TAGS

pants: T DEUCE PLEASE STOP RATTLING YOUR "LIGHT SABER" IN MY FACE deuce: VROOM VROING deuce: I AM YOUR FATHER pants: BONK POKE deuce: VROING BRRRZT pants: PLEASE STOP RAPING ME

pants: UH OH dick: WHAT NOW pants: T-THE GLORY HOLE HAS SOMEHOW CLOSED UP (AS IF IT WAS A MAGICAL WORMHOLE IN THE SPACE TIME WHATEVER) AND I AM STUCK FIRM HERE SOMEBODY GET A PRY BAR BEFORE THE CLEANING STAFF SHOWS UP dick: DUDE GIVE IT UP dick: NOTHING CAN BE DONE pants: THE OTHER END OF MY DONG COULD BE LIGHT YEARS AWAY

pants: NOW THAT'S-A NICE PENIS pants: LIGHTLY DUSTING IT WITH FLOUR

pants: DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION I ATTEMPT TO BLOW MYSELF AND END UP ROLLING DOWNHILL

spigot: IT'S ONE SMALL CHONG FOR A FONG spigot: AND ONE GIANT DONG FOR LONG BONG spigot: ME RIKEY SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

spigot: WHO'S THAT FASTENING A GIRAFFE TO THE TOP OF HIS BMW LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE spigot: X-FILES FLASHLIGHTS spigot: HE'S GETTING AWA HE CRASHED

deuce: LET'S FACE IT: WHO DOESN'T PINCH ON DICKS LIKE A CRABBY CRAB CRAB pants: I GOTTA FIND THE ORIGIN OF THAT PHRASE deuce: IT WAS SOME CHICK POSTING AN EXAMPLE OF HER ANONYMOUS DIRECT MESSAGES pants: OTHERWISE: FRESH HOT BACON IS ALL I SEE, MY BABBY DEAD, BERNSTAIN BEARS, JULIA ROBERTS IS ACTUALLY A MOVIE STAR SOMEHOW deuce: NELSON MANDELA BECAME PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES pants: AND THE HOME / OF THE / BRAVE [STATIC]

spigot: SWIRLING AROUND LIKE A FLUSHING TOILET pants: DROWN ME AT 10,000 FEET spigot: FULL CAVITY SEARCH pants: AS A MORLOCK I NEVER THOUGHT I'D JOIN THE MILE HIGH CLUB spigot: ENTERTAIN ME OR DIE pants: WE'RE WAY WAY TOO LOW

pants: YES SIR MISTER PRESIDENT

spigot: WHISPERING LIKE A GHOST IN THE WOODS: (spigot): T H E G H E T T O U

pants: JIMMY POOP IS HERE TO MEET JIMMY SHITHEAD deuce: POOP AND SHITHEAD WILL GET ON LIKE A HOUSE ON FIRE pants: THEY'RE BRINGING BOTH THEIR SONS pants: FUCKFACE AND LITTLE JIMMY SHITHEAD deuce: SO FUCKFACE'S LAST NAME IS POOP? pants: RIGHT pants: LET'S BOTH SELECT NOTEPAD FROM THE APPLE MENU pants: I SAY WE GET THE BALL ROLLING, THE PARTY STARTED deuce: ROCK ON !!!!!!!!!!!

spigot: FUCK YOU spigot: I WAS A HUSTLER HONEY IN 83 AND ALSO A OUI TART (1982) spigot: PLEASE PRONOUNCE MY NAME LIKE A MAN

deuce: HELLO I'M THE BIGGEST FAGGOT ALIVE spigot: T PANTS CAN WE PUT ANOTHER TOILET IN OUR HOUSE SO WE CAN PISS AND POO TOGETHER LIKE A NORMAL FAMILY pants: T SPIGOT I PREFER TO POO IN PEACE (BUT YOU MAY WATCH AS I PEE)

pants: WHY CAN'T YOU JACK ME OFF LIKE A NORMAL PERSON deuce: BECAUSE I DON'T SEE NO RING ON THIS FINGER deuce: NO THIS FINGER deuce: STOP LOOKING AT MY BOOBS

pants: ALGHAGHLAHGLAHALG pants: I'M SORRY THAT'S WHAT POPS OUT WHEN YOU BANG MY KNEE LIKE THAT

spigot: I AM LIKE THE SUNFLOWER, HIDING WITH MY KNEES BUNCHED UP IN THE TOILET TRYING TO LOOK THROUGH THE PARTITION AT OTHER PEOPLE'S PISSING DICKS spigot: OKAY MAYBE LESS LIKE A SUNFLOWER

spigot: DEFINITELY GOING TO FUCK YOUR MOUTH LIKE A TUGBOAT uncredited woman: 100 EUROS AND ALSO WHAT IS TUGBOAT

deuce: HURRR pants: HORMPTH deuce: SHOVED INTO THE TOILET LIKE A TURKEY pants: LITTLE LEGS POKING OUT, KICKING INEFFECTIVELY deuce: THE TURKEY IS DEAD pants: YOU ARE THE TURKEY

spigot: ALL I'M SUGGESTING IS A CIRCUMCISED GAY MEN'S CHOIR pants: AND ONCE WE HAVE THEM ROUNDED UP IN ONE PLACE SINGING A DELIGHTFUL A CAPPELLA VERSION OF "LIKE A VIRGIN" pants: BAM spigot: WE RELEASE THE CONFETTI

spigot: I NEED SOMEONE TO GROPE AROUND MY PANTS AND PULL MY DONG LIKE A WEED spigot: A HORRIBLE POINTY THORNY POKEY WEED THAT WON'T SHUT UP DURING TV deuce: T SPIGOT VIGOROUSLY AS IN TEARING IT OUT OR JUST ROUGHLY TESTING TO SEE HOW DEEP THE WEED IS IN THERE

spigot: FOLKS I HAVE BEEN ARRESTED FOR DONGCHONGERY AND FONGBONGERY spigot: ALSO TWO GAY IMAGES spigot: I WOULD NOT HAVE BELIEVED IT MYSELF IF I DIDN'T ACTUALLY CHOKE IT ALL THE WAY DOWN LIKE AN ALUMINUM BAT

spigot: YOU ARE DIAGRAMMING ME LIKE AN IRREGULAR VERB deuce: CONJUGATING YOU NOW

spigot: WE ALSO SUGGEST GUTTERMOUTHS II, SODOMANIA SLOPSHOTS 4-6 AND FILTHY FIRST TIMERS deuce: SPRAYING AND SQUIRTING LIKE AN UNCLAMPED HOSE

pants: QUEER FISTS BASHING MY TENDER GAY FACIAL FEATURES deuce: POUNDING YOU LIKE CLAY

pants: HELLO pants: HELLO pants: EMERGENCY BEACON GOING OFF LIKE CRAZY HERE deuce: LET HIM GO HE'S NO USE TO US ANYWAY pants: PANTS IS DRIFTING INTO OUTER SPACE deuce: THAT'LL TEACH HIM TO NOT LEARN TO USE A SECURING LINE

pants: THE FORMAT OF THE FILES IN `/VAR/NAMED/NAMEDB` ARE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT THAN WHAT WE'RE USED TO, NOTE THE STUPID FAT GAY `@` HANGING AROUND LOOKIN' FOR DICK LIKE DORF ON GOLF deuce: LOOKS THE SAME TO MY GOBBLY EYES

atandt: AVRIL03.JPG YOU HAVE A BIG FAT ASS

pants: LOOK AT MY MOUTH pants: THE PERFECT ROUND "O" INVITES DICKS, LIKE IT OR NOT pants: SO YOU SEE I'M THE PERFECT FAT GAY WHORE pants: (TALKING TO OLD PONTIAC) pants: MOUTH-ABLES deuce: T PANTS THAT'S ONE WORD SIR

deuce: SUCK IT deuce: A FULL FOUR INCHES deuce: UP FROM 2

deuce: DON'T PULL YOUR DICK OUT LIKE LAST TIME pants: FLOP

pants: T SPIGOT ARE YOU GETTING RESPONSES TO THAT YAHOO PERSONAL AD THAT I PLACED FOR YOU spigot: T PANTS PLEASE SHUT UP atandt: WHEN WILL JERKCITY HAVE GUEST STARS atandt: LIKE LOVE BOAT pants: GROSS pants: I MEAN YUM DUH SWALLOW PUNCH POUND SNAP HOOOOO DIAL TONE IF YOU'D LIKE TO MAKE A CALL HONK HONK HONK

pants: WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND (MICROPHONE CUT, STILL TALKING BUT INAUDIBLE) deuce: T PANTS IN THE SKY ABOVE I SEE DICKS RAINING DOWN (LIKE MANA FROM HEAVEN) deuce: ((EXCEPT THEY'RE DICKS)) pants: CHRIST pants: I NEED TO BORROW A WASHTUB deuce: PRICKS, ETC.