BONEQUEST perspective-dice-random ABOUT

EPISODES: A-Z

No. Date   Title / Dialog Players Tags
1,622 3/10/2003 kindly stop
spigot: OKAY PEOPLE I NEED YOUR ATTENTION spigot: KINDLY STOP WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE DOING AND LISTEN UP spigot: THIS IS GOING TO AFFECT EVERYONE IN THE DEPARTMENT pants: HOLY GOD spigot: FAT BALLS spigot: SO YOU KNOW WE MEAN BUSINESS
pants
spigot
#announcement
#balls
#holy-god
#pants-spigot
#woodring-room-background
5,247 5/28/2013 king kong
pants: COCKS pants: BIG ONES PLEASE pants: I AM ASKING FOR BIG COCKS HERE pants: USUALLY BY THIS TIME I AM OVERWHELMED pants: REMEMBER KING KONG SWATTING AT THE AIRPLANES AROUND HIS HEAD AND FACE pants: WELL THIS IS NOTHING LIKE THAT pants: KING KONG WAS UPSET BY THE BUZZING AND THE SHOOTING pants: WHILE I IS JUST HAPPY TO HAVE COMPANY FOR TEA
pants
#cocks
#coy-pants
#funloving-nonsense
#king-kong
#spider-man
#woodring-room-background
4,553 5/22/2011 king kong jungle isle
pants: SMASHING YOUR STUPID FACE : Microsoft Corporation product license dialogue box with deuce's face. : This product is licensed to King Kong, Jungle Isle.
pants
#badly-pasted-title
#behind-the-scenes
#goomba-deuce
#jungle-isle
#king-kong
#laughing-deuce
#pants-solo
#title-mismatch
#violence
#woodring-stairs-background
3,881 6/18/2009 king of kings
spigot; T DEUCE YOU ARE TRULY THE KING OF KINGS spigot: PROSTRATING MYSELF IN A FORWARDS FASHION FORMATION WITH MY BALLS/KNEES deuce: WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY PROSTRATE
deuce
spigot
#balls
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#jesus
#nuts-of-spigot
#urinal-background
10 8/26/1998 king of porn
bung: YOU ARE THE KING OF MY PANTS! deuce: I'M THE CAPTAIN OF YOUR BALLS bung: TOGETHER WE MAKE A FINE TEAM!
bung
deuce
#a-fine-team
#altered
#atandt-bung-deuce-pants
#balls
#debut
#porn
#somber-deuce
#woodring-field-background
8,510 7/6/2022 king royal
pants: `KING ROYAL BEATOFF SESSION` pants: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN
#beating-off
#beatoff
#bored-pants
#mousehole
#pants-solo
#royal
#series
#woodring-room-background
9,375 11/17/2024 kings and queens
pants: ARE WE JACK OFF KINGS deuce: QUEENS pants: COOL
#a-love-story
#angry-panel
#huffy-pants
#jacking-off
#king
#masturbation
#no-title-card
#queen
#royalty
#somber-deuce
#woodring-stairs-background
8,342 1/19/2022 kiss me
pants: MY >>HEART<< IS >>FULL<< deuce: HI BOYS pants: KISS ME YOU FOOL deuce: N
deuce
pants
#a-love-story
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#filler-panel
#huffy-pants
#kiss
#sfw
#somber-deuce
#urinal-background
#y-n
8,252 10/22/2021 kiss me
pants: :NOTES: KISS ME AND SMILE FOR ME pants: TELL ME THAT YOU'LL WAIT FOR ME pants: HOLD ME LIKE YOU'RE STANDING IN A PUDDLE OF URINE pants: AND I AM THE SOURCE OF THAT URINE
pants
#atandt-pants
#bored-pants
#coy-pants
#filename
#fuckface
#john-denver
#singing
#urine
#weird-pants-face
#yellow-background
2,363 4/18/2005 kiss the bunny on the nose
spigot: I ALSO SUSPECT THAT NOBODY AT VISCERA IS REALLY GAY AFTER ALL deuce: KISS THE BUNNY ON THE NOSE
deuce
spigot
#bunny
#deuce-spigot
#viscera
#woodring-stairs-background
6,332 6/15/2016 kissing the ring
pants: KISSING THE RING (EVEN THOUGH NOBODY INSTRUCTED ME TO DO SO)
pants
#coy-pants
#high-res
#mountain-background
#pants-solo
#sfw
559 4/7/2000 kit kats
spigot: THIS NEWSGROUP IS FOR ***SERIOUS*** PERL LOVERS ONLY IN THE 415 deuce: I HAVE A BOX OF KIT KATS !!!! CAN'T I JOIN spigot: THESE CLIP ART CD'S PROVE I'M ABLE TO DESIGN ***YOUR*** E-BUSINESS!!!! spigot: CLICK HERE TO EMAIL ME!!!!!!!!! spigot: YOU CAN DISMISS THE GEOCITIES POP-UP WINDOW BY CLICKING THE CLOSE BOX pants: CAN I ALSO CLICK ON THE WINDOW'S DISMISS BUTTON ?!!??! OR USE XKILL deuce: WHERE DID ALL MY KIT KATS GO pants: YOU HAVE TO LEAVE NOW deuce: I FEEL USED
deuce
pants
spigot
#area-code
#bay-area
#candy
#clip-art
#deuce-pants-spigot
#e-business
#email
#geocities
#kit-kat
#kit-kats
#newsgroup
#perl
#sfw
#telephony
#unix
#usenet
#woodring-field-background
#xkill
7,725 5/14/2020 kitty cat
deuce: I'M A KITTY CAT pants: I WILL PET YOU HARD deuce: EXCELLENT pants: YOU STUPID JUNKY WHORE I'LL KILL YOU
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#grey-background
#junky-whore
#kill
#kitty
#kitty-cat
#rags-to-riches
#weird-pants-face
#whore
6,876 1/10/2018 kitty loaf
deuce: LOOKS LIKE YOUR KITTY WEDGED HIMSELF INSIDE AN ALHAMBRA WATER JUG AND SUFFOCATED TO DEATH pants: CAT LOAF!!!!!!! deuce: YOUR OTHER CAT IS STICKING HIS TONGUE OUT deuce: BECAUSE A CAR BACKED OVER ITS HEAD AND BROKE ITS JAW IN THREE PLACES pants: I CALL THEM ***BLEPS*** deuce: YOUR DOG'S WATER BOWL HAS BEEN EMPTY FOR THREE DAYS deuce: HE FOUND A BAG OF HERSHEY'S KISSES AND HE'S LITERALLY HAVING A SEIZURE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU pants: THAT GOOD BOYE IS GOING MLEM deuce: YOUR OTHER DOG IS SO UNHAPPY IN THIS TINY TOILET CAGE YOU CALL AN APARTMENT deuce: HE'S FRANTIC TO ESCAPE 24 HOURS A DAY pants: MY DOGGO LOVES HIS ZOOMIES!!!! spigot: YOUR TOUCAN BIT MY DICK OFF pants: BIRBS
deuce
pants
spigot
#animal-cruelty
#birb
#birds
#blep
#cats
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dogs
#drunk-deuce
#frog
#genital-mutilation
#memes
#memespeak
#mlem
#reddit
#seizure
#weird-pants-face
#wholesome-meme
#woodring-room-background
#zoophilia
7,549 11/20/2019 kitty opinions
deuce: t pants can you explain to me why the phrase kitty opinions is in neither BONEBASE/1 nor BoneQuest (arms folded) pants: are love and piss the same thing deuce: no but they are closely intertwined (with piss drops) pants: mmm so hot
deuce
pants
#bonequest
#cvs
#database
#deuce-pants
#love
#piss
#white-background
2,524 9/27/2005 klingon marriage
deuce: T PANTS LET'S HAVE A KLINGON MARRIAGE (WHICH MERELY CONSISTS OF US JERKING EACH OTHER OFF) pants: FOR GOD'S SAKE FEED ME DICK
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dick
#klingon
#mousehole
#star-trek
#woodring-room-background
1,449 9/17/2002 kneel right up
deuce: HEAD dick: YES PLEASE dick: KNEEL RIGHT UP deuce: T DICK NO YOU SEE IT WAS A DEMAND dick: MY DICK IS FLOPPING ON THE GROUND deuce: WELL ROLL IT BACK UP AND GET OVER HERE YOU dick: IT FALLS OFF WHEN I FEEL THREATENED deuce: I DON'T SEE HOW ALL THIS IS GOING TO GET ME MY HEAD dick: A SURVIVAL STRATEGY, YOU SEE
deuce
dick
#blue-background
8,322 12/30/2021 kneepads, chapstick
pants: :LIPS: :LIPSTICK: deuce: I SAID NO
deuce
pants
#alt-text
#deuce-pants
#emoji
#pink-background
#single-panel
4,545 5/12/2011 knees
deuce: MY DONG HAS KNEES deuce: IS THAT NORMAL
deuce
#deuce-solo
#dong
#knees
#normal
#woodring-field-background
7,341 4/26/2019 knitting needles
pants: putting knitting needles in my bottom deuce: that's where they go now pants: now we know where to find them deuce: your bottom is a knitting needle receptacle deuce: knitting needle primary storage
deuce
pants
#bottom
#butt
#deuce-pants
#insertion
#knitting
#urinal-background
1,865 11/11/2003 knobs, etc.
spigot: IF I WERE A DALEK IT WOULD BE HARD TO JERK (KNOBS, ETC)
spigot
#dr-who
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
4,578 6/23/2011 knock it off
pants: OW spigot: KNOCK IT OFF
pants
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#mousehole
#pants-spigot
#physical-comedy
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
4,734 12/7/2011 knock knock
spigot: KNOCK KNOCK deuce: WHO'S THERE deuce: [REGRETTING IT ALREADY] spigot: FUCKING FAGGOT spigot: RUNNING AWAY
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#faggot
#joke
#knock-knock
#nuggh
#physical-comedy
#plant
#prank
#regret
#woodring-field-background
272 7/3/1999 knock knock
spigot: KNOCK KNOCK !!! pants: WHO IS THERE ??? spigot: BRAD CHAD AND THAD !!! pants: BRAD CHAD AND THAD WHO ??? spigot: WHO CARES !!! HOMPTH THBPBLGH HBLRTKTPTH*&%
pants
spigot
#art
#chad
#joke
#knock-knock
#mousehole
#pants-spigot
#rhyming
#woodring-room-background
8,430 4/17/2022 knock knock
pants: KNOCK KNOCK HI I NEED TO RESET YOUR TOILET CAM IT'S ON THE FRITZ JUST LET ME GET BY HERE THANKS
#deuce-pants-spigot
#single-panel
#spycam
#urinal-background
#voyeurism
5,327 8/16/2013 knock knock joke
deuce: T SPIGOT KNOCK KNOCK spigot: WHO'S THERE deuce: BULLET deuce: BLAM spigot: AFTER YOU STEP OVER ME, PLEASE CLOSE MY TABS
deuce
spigot
#ben-day-dots-background
#deuce-spigot
#knock-knock
#violence
8,449 5/6/2022 knock knock knock
spigot: WHAT MISSING JUVENILES spigot: I MEAN COME IN !! spigot: I MEAN DON'T COME IN, SORRY
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#kidnapping
#mousehole
#rape
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
6,159 12/12/2015 knock knock knock
spigot: KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK spigot: WAIT I HAVE A KEY ACTUALLY spigot: SMASH
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#breaking-and-entering
#knock-knock
#physical-comedy
#repetition
#spigot-solo
#title-mismatch
#woodring-stairs-background
4,974 8/16/2012 knock-knock joke
spigot: T DEUCE KNOCK KNOCK deuce: T SPIGOT WHO'S THERE spigot: MY ASS deuce: MY ASS WHO spigot: MY ASS IS HAUNTED deuce: BUT THAT DOESN'T
deuce
spigot
#ass
#ass-of-spigot
#black-background
#comedy
#deuce-spigot
#haunted-ass
#jokes
#knock-knock
#stand-up
5,297 7/17/2013 knocking, tapping
deuce: GAHGALHALGHALGH LAGHLAHLGAHLGHALGHLA UH WUH deuce: GHAGLAHGLAHGAL LET'S GET GAY THEN pants: GALUHGLAH GLAHGLAHGLG LET ME IN pants: KNOCKING, TAPPING
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicklicking
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-field-background
3,294 11/9/2007 know your monsters
pants: T DEUCE EXPLAIN TO ME THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE COOKIE MONSTER AND THE RAPE MONSTER deuce: THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE pants: THAT EXPLAINS THE CRUMBS
deuce
pants
#cookie-monster
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#rape
#sesame-street
#woodring-stairs-background
950 5/3/2001 kojak
deuce: OK THE TIVO IS TRYING TO RECORD KOJAK
deuce
#bonequest-hi-fi
#deuce-solo
#single-panel
#woodring-stairs-background
963 5/16/2001 korean porn
deuce: JERKING OFF TO KOREAN PORN deuce: IS JADE EAST KOREAN, DUMB, OR JUST BORED spigot: STILL TRYING TO COMPARE AND CONTRAST JADE EAST WITH WAGONS EAST deuce: I UNDERSTAND THAT IT'S A DIFFICULT PROPOSITION ISN'T IT
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#jade-east
#john-candy
#korea
#porn
#woodring-stairs-background
8,070 4/23/2021 kqed kid
spigot: I'M A KQED KID spigot: PUNCH POUND STAIRS
spigot
#bullying
#filler-panel
#kqed
#mousehole
#physical-comedy
#public-radio
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#television
#woodring-room-background
8,007 2/19/2021 krisztina bella
spigot: ALICIA POZ spigot: ISABELLA HIV deuce: CHRISTINA EBOLA spigot: KRISZTINA deuce: WAIT THERE ALREADY IS ONE OF THOSE (CHRISTINA BELLA) spigot: UM EXCUSE ME BUT KRISTINA BELLA IS ONE OF THE ALL-TIME GREATS deuce: THEN WHY DOES SHE HAVE EBOLA spigot: I'VE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YOU spigot: AND I HOPE YOU CAN HEAR ME spigot: FUCK YOUR STUPID FACE
deuce
spigot
#christina-bella
#deuce-spigot
#disease
#drunk-deuce
#feet-above-floor
#porn
#woodring-room-background
8,554 8/19/2022 la mer
deuce: UPON CAREFUL REFLECTION, REALLY I HAVE TO SAY THE LAST PERSON I'D WANT TO MARRY IS A LIGHTHOUSE KEEPER deuce: I MEAN I DON'T EVEN LIKE THE SEA
#blue-background
#deuce-solo
#sad-deuce
#sfw
#the-lighthouse
6,717 7/29/2017 lab equipment, furniture
deuce: T PANTS YOU STICK THEM UP YOUR VAGINER pants: T DEUCE I WILL DO NO SUCH FOOMPTH THERE THEY GO deuce: FWOOP FWOOPFWOOP FWOOPFWOOP FWOOP SOME SORT OF NEGATIVE PRESSURE SUCKING THEM ON IN pants: PULL UP / PULL UP pants: SUCKING IN LAB EQUIPMENT, FURNITURE
deuce
pants
#black-background
#deuce-pants
#foomph
#french
#gpws
#nuggh
#onomatopoeia
#pants-insertion
#science
1,910 12/26/2003 laci
spigot: NOT FOUND: LACI PETERSON BLOWJOB spigot: NOT FOUND: LACI PETERSON FACIAL pants: TRY ANAL spigot: COME ON spigot: RESULTS FOUND: 3,408,415,510 spigot: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
pants
spigot
#anal
#area-code
#bay-area
#laci-peterson
#pants-spigot
#porn
#search-engines
#woodring-room-background
8,491 6/17/2022 lacroix flavors
spigot: TIRED OF DUMB LAZY MOMS GETTING THE WRONG LACROIX spigot: KEY LIME, NOT LIME. LIMONCELLO, NOT LEMON. NOT HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: THERE'S A FLAVOR CALLED PEACH PEAR WHICH I'M NOT LETTING INTO MY HOME spigot: :PEACH: :PEAR: I SAY PICK A BODY TYPE AND STICK WITH IT!!! pants: QUICK WHICH IS MORE DISGUSTING: COCONUT OR BEACH PLUM spigot: BEACH PLUM IS ACTUALLY ONE OF THE BEST pants: REALLY deuce: GET OUT pants: IS THERE A BUTTMAN FLAVOR spigot: COLA LACROIX ACTUALLY TASTES LIKE A RUM AND COLA, AS I IGNORE THAT COMMENT spigot: YOU WANT KEY LIME CAUSE IT HAS A MARSHMALLOW KICK LIKE A KEY LIME PIE spigot: THEY KNOW HOW TO USE THEIR CHEMICALS THEY JUST NAME FLAVORS WRONG
#buttman
#deuce-pants-spigot
#huffy-pants
#key-lime-background
#lacroix
#product-placement
#weird-pants-face
651 7/6/2000 ladies' wheel of fortune
spigot: FOLKS IT'S TIME FOR LADIES' WHEEL OF FORTUNE uncredited lady: I'D LIKE TO BUY A SOFA spigot: BANKRUPT spigot: A MARK GOODSON/BILL TODDMAN PRODCU$H#U(HJNBGKAS
spigot
#no-carrier
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#uncredited-character
#wheel-of-fortune
#woodring-room-background
5,433 12/11/2013 ladyboy jerky
deuce: LADYBOY JERKY deuce: WHAT deuce: YES FINE I'LL GO STAND IN THE CORNER NOW pants: I'M GOING TO GOOGLE THAT PHRASE BUT USING INCOGNITO MODE
deuce
pants
#chrome
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#google
#incognito-mode
#ladyboys
#private-browsing
#ts
#woodring-field-background
6,927 3/2/2018 ladyboys and bird feeders
effigy: ALL I COME UP WITH IS LADYBOYS AND BIRD FEEDERS... pants: IT HAPPENS
effigy
pants
#birds
#correct-grammar
#effigy-pants
#ladyboys
#mountain-background
#sfw
#single-panel
#ts
8,740 2/21/2023 ladybug
pants: LADYBUG LADYBUG LICK ON A DICK
#dicklicking
#ladybugs
#no-title-card
#nursery-rhyme
#pants-solo
#red-background
#single-panel
3,252 9/28/2007 ladybugs
pants: YOU HEAR ME YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS???/ pants: TWO pants: THANK YOU MISTER JOHNSON pants: FUCKIN' THING'S FULL OF LADYBUGS, MAN pants: IN EFFECT: LADYBUGS : BLESS THIS MESS
pants
#alien-crew
#dj-rapekit
#ladybugs
#pants-solo
#photo
#url
4,506 4/3/2011 lambda dong
deuce: (LAMBDA DONG () (DONG))
deuce
#deuce-solo
#lambda-function
#lisp
#programming
#sfw
#twitter
#woodring-field-background
7,993 2/5/2021 lame
deuce: LAME spigot: L pants: HOMPTH HURMPTH deuce: WHAT ARE YOU EATING pants: SPLBTH MOTHING deuce: LORD GOD spigot: L G deuce: ANSWER ME GODDAMIT pants: LITTLE GOLDEN BOOKS spigot: L G B deuce: YOU'RE AN IDIOT pants: NOT A REAL WORD deuce: PUNCH POUND SHUT UP pants: PUNCH POUND I'M HITTING MYSELF pants: OW OW MY SHIRT AND PANTS deuce: LOOKIN' GOOD BITCH TITS spigot: L G B T deuce: I WILL CUT YOUR GODDAMN HEAD OFF pants: LET'S GARGLE BONERS TOGETHER QUIETLY spigot: * * * L G B T Q * * * spigot: * * * * * * * * * * * * H A P P Y :HATCHING_CHICK: E A S T E R * * * * * * * * * * * *
deuce
pants
spigot
#acronym
#boner
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#easter
#emoji
#feet-above-floor
#fight-club
#filler-panel
#lgbtqia
#little-golden-books
#mountain-background
#okay-pants-face
#physical-comedy
1,808 9/15/2003 land of the free
pants: FREE CHONG
pants
#john-ashcroft
#pants-solo
#politics
3,407 3/1/2008 lap and face area
pants: JESUS WANTS A SACRIFICE spigot: I CAN FEEL THE FAT PUSHING ITS WAY INTO MY LAP!!!!!!!! spigot: AND FACE AREA!!!!!
pants
spigot
#fat
#jesus
#pants-spigot
#spigot-points
#woodring-stairs-background
5,063 11/21/2012 lap cat
deuce: YOU'RE MY LAP CAT BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH spigot: BEAT MY NUTS PURRRRRRRPLE
deuce
spigot
#cat
#deuce-spigot
#genital-mutilation
#nuts
#nuts-of-spigot
#stray-dot
#woodring-stairs-background
3,812 4/10/2009 lap land
pants: LORDY pants: SAD TO REPORT THE SS MOUTH HAS RUN AGROUND NEAR LAPLAND
pants
#lapland
#mouth
#mouth-of-pants
#pants-solo
#sfw
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
1,189 1/2/2002 large green dropcloth
spigot: THIS LARGE GREEN DROPCLOTH WILL PROTECT OUR PALACE atandt: LIKE THE GIANT DOILY PROTECTS THE PENTAGON
atandt
spigot
#atandt-spigot
#sfw
#usa
#woodring-stairs-background
8,334 1/11/2022 larger and larger by the minute
deuce: OKAY THIS BOOSTER CLEARLY ISN'T WORKING BECAUSE MY WANG IS GROWING LARGER AND LARGER BY THE MINUTE pants: I CAN SEE IT FROM SPACE spigot: FIRST JAB I PUFFED UP LIKE A BALLOON CAUSE WE WENT TO A DOUBLE DRIVE-THRU KRISPY KREME IN-N-OUT BURGER AFTER
deuce
pants
spigot
#covid-19
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drive-thru
#fatness
#in-n-out
#krispy-kreme
#mountain-background
#vaccination
#wang
1,769 8/4/2003 larry flynt for president of california
spigot: I AM A STRANGULATION RISK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: RECALL ME
spigot
#choking
#deja-vu
#filler
#recall
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#strangulation
#woodring-field-background
3,514 6/16/2008 lashing out
pants: I'M REALLY THINKING ABOUT SUCKING COCK !!!!!!! pants: WHAT DOES THE OPEN-SOURCE COMMUNITY THINK OF THIS ??????????????? deuce: T PANTS SLASHBACK PLZ pants: T DEUCE I CAN ONLY LASH OUT AND SLASH TITTIES deuce: T PANTS I UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY (DONG SAUCE)
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#plz
#slashback
#uncategorized-mosaic-background
#world-of-warcraft
6,124 11/5/2015 last chance
spigot: LAST CHANCE TO TELL ME I'M A FUCKHEAD spigot: GOING ONCE spigot: GOING TWICE
spigot
#auction
#fuckhead
#insults
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
6,500 12/7/2016 last day for jerksocks
spigot: MAYBE INSTEAD OF SOCKS WE JERKCITY UP SOME CUSTOM SPANX AND MAKE THIS COUNTRY PRESENTABLE pants: WHATEVER MAKES IT OBVIOUS I'M CIRCUMCISED spigot: YES IT'S PANTS ON AN ENORMOUS PADDED BRA, JUST WEAR IT pants: WAS RE: SPOCK IN SEASON 1 EPISODE 4 pants: ^ DEUCEBAIT spigot: JERKCITY PAJAMAS!!!!!!!!! HOW ABOUT JERKCITY WORK BOOTS AND A SILVER MONEY CLIP pants: HARDHATS AND MANBELTS deuce: T PANTS SIGH!!!!!! SPOCK'S BRAIN WAS IN SEASON 3 pants: YOU'VE BEEN DEUCEBAITED
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#deucebait
#fag-trap
#grabapples
#grey-background
#hardhats
#huffy-pants
#jerksocks
#manbelts
#merch
#meta
#somber-deuce
#star-trek
#was-re
#weird-pants-face
8,233 10/3/2021 last name first name
deuce: LAST NAME FOX /FIRST NAME SLY spigot: STICK MY DICK /IN A PUMPKIN PIE
deuce
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#mountain-background
#pie
#pumpkin-pie
#singing
#single-panel
9,243 7/8/2024 last words
deuce: WHAT WILL OUR DESCENDANTS SAY pants: THEY WILL SEX deuce: GROSS pants: IF YOU THINK THAT'S GROSS YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!! (PANTS LOGS OUT, DELETES HIS ACCOUNT, MOVES TO RURAL OREGON) deuce: (DEUCE AS A GRANDFATHER ON HIS DEATHBED, SURROUNDED BY A HUGE LOVING EXTENDED FAMILY, LAST WORDS:) AND I'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
#aging
#clickbait
#coy-pants
#death
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#family
#oregon
#sad
#sex
#stalldoor-background
4,341 10/6/2010 late
pants: SO LET'S GO pants: THIS DUMBWAITER ISN'T GETTING ANY MORE CRAMPED pants: LET'S GO GO GO
pants
#cricket
#dumbwaiter
#pants-solo
#sfw
#urinal-background
9,191 5/17/2024 late afternoon yawns
deuce: SO MANY YAWNS pants: PUNCH THEM DOWN deuce: UF deuce: MY FISF IS STUCF pants: I'LL GET HELP (SUCKS OWN DICK, FALLS ASLEEP)
#autofellatio
#deuce-pants
#dicksucking
#no-title-card
#sleep
#woodring-room-background
8,282 11/20/2021 lateness
pants: 15 MINUTES LATE WITH STARBUCKS pants: 30 MINUTES LATE WITH A SPOT OF JIZZ ON MY CHIN pants: 45 MINUTES LATE, MISSING A SHOE pants: 60 MINUTES LATE TRAILED BY A MARCHING BAND
pants
#gunmetal-background
#jizz
#pants-solo
#starbucks
#weird-pants-face
1,780 8/15/2003 latin
pants: IN QUEERUS DELERIUM (DIZZY) pants: PROVO NOVA DONGS IN THE PARKING LOT pants: EL CUPLA DE SANTOS BI-FRIENDLY WANGS deuce: HOLY GOD HE'S DELIRIOUS FROM THE LACK OF BONERS pants: CLINGING TO LIFE (AND THESE HOSTESS PRODUCTS)
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dizzy
#hostess
#parking-lot
#product-placement
#woodring-field-background
6,319 6/2/2016 latino art only
pants: I MANHANDLE BANANAS pants: LATINO ART ONLY pants: AIN'T YOU HERE TO PROSPECT GOLD deuce: I RECKON
deuce
pants
#bay-area
#deuce-pants
#latino
#san-francisco
#twitter
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
936 4/18/2001 latino pride
pants: MY LATINO PRIDE IS OFFENDED BY YOUR BONER deuce: ZZBZZZBZBBZZBZBBZZBBZ (BONER ATTEMPTING TO CONVINCE YOU OTHERWISE) pants: ACACACACACACACCACCA (BEING CONVINCED)
deuce
pants
#a-love-story
#bonequest-hi-fi
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#mexicans
#woodring-room-background
8,016 2/28/2021 latkes
spigot: OKAY SO HBO MAX DOCUMENTARIES ARE JUST CLIP ART CONTENT FARMS, GOT IT deuce: FLYOVER FOOTAGE OF FLYOVER STATES spigot: DO YOU DARE ME TO BUST A MOVE ON CBS ALL-ACCESS TELEVISION WEARING NOTHING BUT A TWIX deuce: :NOTES: PUTTING LATKES IN MY MOUTH :NOTES: DOO DAH / DOO DAH spigot: NETFLIX PRESENTS THE SHUTTERSTOCK MURDER deuce: HALLMARK PRESENTS THE YOU MURDER
deuce
spigot
#cable
#camptown-races
#cbs-all-access
#clip-art
#dare
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#food
#hallmark
#hbo
#latkes
#minecraft-background
#netflix
#potato-pancakes
#sfw
#singing
#stock-photography
#streaming-services
#television
#twix
8,880 7/11/2023 latte-quik-background
spigot: THIS BACKGROUND COLOR FEELS SO GOOD spigot: IT'S LIKE A LATTE WITH STRAWBERRY QUIK spigot: AND THE LIGHTER THE THEME, THE MORE MILLENNIALS FUCK THE FUCK OFF pants: HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING
#cbc2be
#coy-pants
#drunk-spigot
#latte-quik-background
#meta
#millennials
#okay-pants-face
#pants-spigot
#quik
9,034 12/12/2023 law of large numbers
pants: TODAY I AM EITHER THE HERO OR THE GOAT!!!!!!! ALL LUCY HAS TO DO IS HOLD THAT FUCKING FOOTBALL STILL deuce: T PANTS I THINK SHE'LL DO IT THIS TIME deuce: I MEAN THINK ABOUT IT deuce: LAW OF LARGE NUMBERS deuce: ONE OF THESE DAYS SHE'S GOING TO NOT PULL IT AWAY ... MAYBE TODAY?!?!?
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#disappointed-pants
#football
#hold-still
#modified-character
#mountain-background
#no-title-card
#peanuts
#weirdest-pants-face
7,812 8/8/2020 lawyer jokes
spigot: FOLKS WHAT DID ONE LAWYER SAY TO THE OTHER LAYWER spigot: WE'RE BOTH LAWYERS
spigot
#despair-panel
#failed-comedy
#lawyers
#mountain-background
#mouth
#sfw
7,682 4/1/2020 lay dormant
spigot: folks covid-19 can lay dormant in your rear end for up to ten inches
spigot
#anal
#bug-powder-dust
#covid-19
#dimensional-analysis
#folks
#mugwump-jizm
#naked-lunch
#rear-end
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
#william-burroughs
3,930 8/6/2009 lay that golden egg
deuce: HITTING YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL YOU LAY THAT GOLDEN EGG pants: I HAVE LAID SOMETHING THAT COULD BE CALLED EGGLIKE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#egg
#urinal-background
3,051 3/11/2007 lazy
pants: DIG MY HOLE FOR ME
pants
#bonequest-hi-fi
#bong
#hole
#lazy
#pants-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
9,427 1/8/2025 ldap
pants: I'M 10,000 YEARS OLD AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT LDAP IS deuce: I DO NOT KNOW THE DETAILS BUT I KNOW VAGUELY WHAT IT IS pants: IT FILLS MY CHEST WITH DREAD pants: AND ALIEN EGGS deuce: AUTHENTICATE YOUR MAN BOOBS pants: DENIED
#aging
#alien
#apricot-background
#authentication
#boobs
#deuce-pants
#ldap
8,627 10/31/2022 lde
spigot: SORRY ABOUT MY LDE (LONG DONG ENERGY)
#dong
#medical
#mountain-background
#spigot-solo
6,636 5/4/2017 le blurk le bjork
pants: MEAN TIME BETWEEN SQUIRPS spigot: LE PLEBS, LE PLOPS deuce: SHITTWEETS ARE NOT IN REALTIME spigot: LE SQUIRTS pants: BUT THEY ARE EVENTUALLY CONSISTENT spigot: LE BLURK LE BJORK
deuce
pants
spigot
#bjork
#deuce-pants-spigot
#french
#onomatopoeia
#orange-background
#poo
#somber-deuce
#twitter
#weird-pants-face
1,001 6/24/2001 le protocole terrible
deuce: IF WE TOUCH DICKS WE CAN TRANSFER DATA DIRECTLY BETWEEN OUR BODIES pants: LORDY
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#woodring-room-background
8,549 8/14/2022 lead agile coach
deuce: MY JOB TITLE IS LEAD AGILE COACH WHICH MEANS I DON'T ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING BUT TALK ABOUT DOING THINGS TO PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING TO DO THINGS
#agile
#deuce-solo
#middle-management
#sfw
#single-panel
#urinal-background
#work
3,943 8/19/2009 leading the team
spigot: WEIRD HOW IN PERSON MY CRIPPLING SOCIAL PHOBIA KEEPS MY FROM TALKING!!!!!! BUT IN THE STALL I AM LITERALLY 100% PROACTIVE SUCKING/CHOKING ACTION!!!! spigot: LEADING THE TEAM spigot: I AM FEELING VULNERABLE AND I NEED LOVE *BEEP!*
spigot
#choking
#social-anxiety
#spigot-solo
#sucking
#urinal-background
3,174 7/12/2007 leafcutter ant vs. meat bee
deuce: I'M A LEAFCUTTER ANT net: I'M A MEAT BEE pants: I'M MORE OF A COCKSUCKER
deuce
net
pants
#bee
#cocksucker
#deuce-eating-mouse-cursor
#deuce-net-pants
#drunk-deuce
#mouse-cursor
#woodring-room-background
7,800 7/27/2020 lean and mean
pants: COCKS pants: THEY'RE LEAN AND THEY'RE MEAN pants: ALSO THEY'RE UGLY AND STEAL BOOKS FROM THE LIBRARY
pants
#cocks
#library
#lorem-ipsum
#pants-solo
#theft
#yellow-background
7,280 2/24/2019 lean in
pants: drill a hole in my head deuce: I'm a hangover pants: god is in there (you can talk to him, ask him anything) pants: ***anything*** pants: no seriously pants: just lean into the hole in my head and whisper
deuce
pants
#asterisks
#deuce-pants
#god
#green-background
#hangover
#sfw
#trepanation
#weird-pants-face
3,669 11/18/2008 lean in to inspect the document
pants: OH COME ON pants: IT SAYS SO RIGHT HERE pants: AND AS YOU LEAN IN TO INSPECT THE DOCUMENT, I GRATIFY MYSELF ALL OVER YOU
pants
#gravy
#pants-solo
#woodring-room-background
4,563 6/1/2011 leaning forward
deuce: I HAVE NO IDEA WHO VIEWED THAT MIDGET TRANNY PORN, SENATOR [LEANING FORWARD TO SPEAK INTO MICROPHONE]
deuce
#black-background
#congressional-testimony
#cspan
#deuce-solo
#midget
#porn
#senator
#trannies
#ts
6,022 7/26/2015 leaning into you
pants: SERIOUSLY JUST POUND HIS HEAD WITH THE CLUB pants: WAIT A MINUTE pants: WHERE DID WE BURY HIM (WEARING A WIRE, LEANING INTO YOU SO THE POLICE CAN HEAR YOU)
pants
#murder
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
5,537 3/27/2014 learn jerkcity the hard way
spigot: MAKIN' THE SCENE HOO DEE BOO DANCING spigot: DAMP spigot: IF YOU COULD JUST PLEA *SLAM* KNOCK KNOCK
spigot
#dancing
#scared-spigot
#spigot-solo
#suppository
#white-background
4,610 7/26/2011 learn you good
spigot: IS IT TWO CODEINE OR TWO HUNDRED CODEINE spigot: WITH MY NESTLE QUIK
spigot
#codeine
#spigot-solo
#white-background
3,351 1/5/2008 learning to suck
: Ladies and Gentlemen, for your consideration, Spigot the Bear. (spigot): LEARNING TO SUCK spigot: HONK BONK spigot: NO spigot: HURF BURF spigot: NO spigot: HOMPH HOMPH spigot: NO
spigot
#caption
#homph
#honk
#hurf
#spigot-solo
#spigot-the-bear
#whisper
#woodring-stairs-background
4,828 3/14/2012 leave some for later
deuce: DO THE WHOLE FUCKING VILLAGE pants: HOW ABOUT INSTEAD WE DO SOME OF THE VILLAGE AND LEAVE SOME FOR LATER
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#platoon
#woodring-stairs-background
8,725 2/6/2023 leaves of three
pants: LEAVES OF THREE / SUCK A DICK pants: LEAVES OF FOUR / SUCK A DIFFERENT DICK
#botany
#coy-pants
#dicklicking
#green-background
#pants-solo
#rhyming
8,466 5/23/2022 leaving early
spigot: LEAVING AT 2PM TODAY!!! spigot: AVAILABLE ALL THE USUAL WAYS spigot: STALL 1, STALL 2, STALL 3 spigot: PING IF NEEDED spigot: (OR JUST TAP)
#gay
#spigot-solo
#stalls
#tap
#woodring-room-background
#work
2,485 8/18/2005 led zep
pants: MY LED ZEPPELIN T-SHIRT IS FINALLY STARTING TO FADE pants: MAYBE NOW I CAN HANG OUT IN THE SMOKING SECTION pants: IT'S GOT THE GUY WITH THE STICKS ON THE FRONT AND ON THE BACK IT'S ALL ZOSO
pants
#led-zeppelin
#pants-solo
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
#zoso
4,863 4/18/2012 left behind
spigot: ALL MY PORNING IS WORTH IT IF I CAN I.D. PORN STARS JUST BY THE SPLATTERS THEY LEAVE BEHIND spigot: THIS spigot: IS spigot: MY spigot: LIFE
spigot
#existential
#porn
#spigot-solo
#white-background
913 3/26/2001 left by the wayside
pants: I, EFFICIENT COCKSUCKING MACHINE deuce: COULD WE GET A MEASURE OF THAT EFFICIENCY deuce: I MEAN HOW MANY DICKS GET LEFT BY THE WAYSIDE pants: T DEUCE WHAT DO YOU MEAN "LEFT BY THE WAYSIDE" ???? deuce: YOU KNOW deuce: THE DICKS THAT FALL DOWN THE SEWER deuce: THE ONES THAT CRAWL AWAY AND YIPE OUT THE DOOR AND GET THE ATTENTION OF THE POLICE deuce: ETC.
deuce
pants
#cocksucking
#deuce-pants
#woodring-room-background
9,177 5/3/2024 left unspecified
pants: WHO WANTS TO HOLD MY HAND WHILE I BEAT OFF deuce: THE NON-BEATOFF HAND pants: I DIDN'T SPECIFY deuce: THAT'S WHY I DID
#a-love-story
#apricot-background
#beating-off
#clarification
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#no-title-card
#semantics
590 5/8/2000 leftwise, rightways
pants: GLUG ME DOWN LEFTWISE AND RIGHTWAYS deuce: I DON'T NEED TO FOLLOW YOUR SPECIFIC INSTRUCTIONS pants: BUT deuce: WHAT IF I WANT TO GO RIGHT AND THEN LEFT AND THEN UP pants: BUT I deuce: WHAT ARE YOU A NAZI ??? pants: MY POINT IS THAT RIGHT AND THEN LEFT AND THEN UP VIOLATES THE PRIME DIRECTIVE deuce: OH deuce: I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN deuce: WELL WE'RE AT AN IMPASS HERE deuce: SO I'M JUST GOING TO TAKE YOU FROM BEHIND pants: THAT IS A LEGAL MOVE AND LUAHGOLAL
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#directions
#glug
#mousehole
#nazi
#star-trek
#typo
#woodring-room-background
711 9/3/2000 legoland
net: WHAT???!?!? net: THE LEGO COMPANY DOES NOT ENDORSE THE LEGO HOLOCAUST ARTWORK net: SENDING BACK MY LEGOTOWN GAS CHAMBER / SKELETONS KIT
net
pants
#holocaust
#net-pants
#woodring-field-background
2,479 8/12/2005 lemon poppy seed muffins
spigot: LET'S HAVE A LITTLE LESS COLLABORATION AND COMMUNICATION AND A LITTLE MORE EJACULATION AND MAYBE ALSO LEMON POPPYSEED MUFFINS
spigot
#ejaculation
#jizz
#muffins
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
1,457 9/25/2002 lemon squares
spigot: TRYING TO FIT IN spigot: FOLKS MY BADGE IS YELLOW LIKE A CONTRACTOR BUT I'M LEARNING C++ spigot: I BROUGHT LEMON SQUARES
spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
2,794 6/24/2006 lemons
spigot: WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS spigot: BUH HO HEY spigot: NEED SOME CHAPSTICK OVER HERE GANG
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#cliche
#photo-background
#spigot-solo
#uncategorized-mosaic-background
2,038 5/2/2004 leo the lion
spigot: I'M LEO THE LION spigot: PUT TRASH IN ME spigot: I'M LEO THE LION spigot: CANDY WRAPPERS GUM MMM YES GOOD FEED ME YOUR GARBAGE spigot: MMMM HOMPH GOOD I'LL EAT YOUR PAPER CUPS spigot: HEY LADY NICE BOOBS TOO BAD ABOUT YOUR FACE spigot: HOMPH HOMPH CHOMP spigot: I'M LEO THE LION
spigot
#boobs
#dj-rapekit
#leo-the-lion
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
1,219 2/1/2002 less coherent than usual
spigot: KNOB HILL
spigot
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background

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