spigot: WHAT'S THIS ABOUT DICKS NOW spigot: MORE PIZZA AND BEER PLEASE MY TROUSERS ARE FALLING DOWN spigot: SORRY THOUGHT YOU SAID DICKS

pants: ALUGHALGHLAGHLAHG pants: OH SO WE'RE DOING THE BLACK BACKGROUND FOR A WHILE pants: ALL RIGHT I CAN WORK WITH THIS

spigot: DID YOU LICK A DICK spigot: YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO THOUSANDS IN COMPENSATION spigot: THOUSANDS MORE DICKS

spigot: WHAT'S FUNNY IS HOW THREE BAKED POTATOES WITH BUTTER LATER I HVAE TO CLOSE THE DOOR BECAUSE OF ALL THE FARTS

deuce: GHGAHLGAHLGALHGALHGHLGHL FALLING ON THE GROUND WITH THREE BROKEN RIBS AND A BUSTED JAW deuce: I GOTTA JERK MORE CALMLY pants: I LOVE YOU deuce: THAT'S NOT HELPING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LHLABLHBAHLBALHBAHLBAHLBAAHL JERKING IT ALL OVER AGAIN pants: HLUAGHLAHGLHULAG AND MAKING YOU START OVER A THIRD TIME

spigot: THREE CHEERS FOR DAD'S BALLS

spigot: THREE CHEERS FOR DICK spigot: HIP HIP spigot: HUGLUGBLUHHUH

pants: DICKS THEN (WE ARE AGREED AND IT IS SO AND WE SHOULD START NOW) deuce: THERE ARE SO MANY DICKS TO SERVICE I DO NOT THINK THAT WE CAN DO THEM ALL IN ONE NIGHT pants: WOULD YOU CARE TO PLACE A SMALL WAGER SIR A GENTLEMEN'S BET TO MAKE THE DICKSUCKING INTERESTING deuce: I BET YOU THREE DICKS pants: I'LL SEE YOUR THREE DICKS AND OKAY BORED OF THIS SKIT HUGALUGA BLBLBL HLAHGULG deuce: GALHGLAGHLHLAGHLGHA

spigot: COME BACK spigot: I'M THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF FATTY FUN AND I KNOW POWERPOINT spigot: THEN I WOKE UP AND WE WERE ALL FAGS (THE END)

spigot: i have to do a bunch of performance review bullet point achievement type shit spigot: i'm just gonna say i fit three jumbo candy canes in my mouth over xmas break deuce: at the same time?!!?! spigot: no but i'm not going to say that obviously

spigot: BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP THREE LARGE PIZZAS PLZ KACHING HOMPTH KA-BLAM pants: NOW THE CHINESE FOOD I ORDERED FOR YOU WILL NEVER ARRIVE !!! I WILL ROB AND SEXUALLY ASSAULT THE DELIVERY BOY THEN

pants: AND THAT'S HOW I FUCKED ME THREE LITTLE PIGS deuce: HELL YES

pants: T ATANDT IF I GO TO THE THREE O'CLOCK MEETING AND SIT THERE AND PUT MY NUTS AND WANG ON THE TABLE, PLEASE PROMISE THAT YOU WILL NOT TAKE THE BLACKJACK AND START BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF MY EXTREMITIES atandt: T PANTS TOO LATE

pants: T DEUCE WOULDN'T IT BE NICE IF WE WERE MARRIED (THEN WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT SO LONG) spigot: I'M GOING TO LEAVE MY DONG COOLING ON THE WINDOWSILL!!!!! NOBODY BETTER CHOKE IT DOWN WHILE I'M TAKING A NAP!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: IT TOOK ME TWO KITKATS JUST TO GET TO THE VIDEO STORE!!!!!!!!! AND TWO REESE'S CUPS JUST TO GET HOME deuce: T SPIGOT ALTERNATIVE FUELS

deuce: IF I COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PENIS IT WOULD BE A SEVERED PENIS spigot: IN THAT CASE YOU COULD HAVE TWO OR THREE pants: T SPIGOT HE'S TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT spigot: THREE SENSIBLY PORTIONED PENISES 5 HOURS APART THROUGHOUT THE DAY AND THEN NO PENISES AFTER 6PM

spigot: TAKEN SADDEN SONG / UND MAKEN IT MORE VUNDERBAR spigot: LET'S PLAY CODE YOU CAN BE MATH.H AND I CAN SUCK YOUR BIG QUEER DICK THEN I CAN BE STRCMP AND YOU CAN COMPARE MY BALLS THEN TOGETHER WE CAN PLOT CURVES IN SOME SORT OF STACK BASED LANGUAGE spigot: SERIOUSLY THERE'S HAY IN MY PANTS

spigot: why do i bring my A game to this moo/mud deuce: you're always thinking three steps ahead when your audience is only capable of 1/2, maybe 1 step pants: i was hoping for butter on safeway french bread

spigot: IT'S LIKE THEY'RE REJECTING AIDS AND BLOWJOBS AND BUTT FUCKING!!!!!!!! A THREE-TIERED ASSAULT

pants: GAY pants: GAY pants: GAY pants: (THAT'S 3X GAY SO DON'T EVEN THINK OF MESSING WITH ME)

pants: I GRANT YOU THREE WISHES spigot: I WISH TO LICK THREE DICKS spigot: BUT NOT IF EACH DICK IS ITS OWN WISH spigot: I'VE SET ASIDE THE AFTERNOON FOR NINE DICKS spigot: I'M READY TO WISH MY FIRST WISH spigot: I WISH FOR NINE DICKS

deuce: YOUR THREE-DIMENSIONAL LAWS DO NOT APPLY TO US

deuce: T PANTS THIS IS THE EPISODE WHERE TOM PARIS CROSSES WARP 10 AND TURNS INTO A SMALL AMPHIBIAN AND KIDNAPS JANEWAY, TURNS HER INTO AN AMPHIBIAN TOO, AND TRIES TO FLEE AND KNOCKS HER UP AND THEY HAVE BABIES pants: AH YES THE FROG RAPE EPISODE deuce: RIGHT, THE FROG RAPE EPISODE

spigot: FOLKS ARE QUAKER OATS EVEN LEGAL IN THE U.S. deuce: I THINK SO spigot: WHAT ABOUT REGULAR OATS deuce: YES spigot: WHAT ABOUT BARLEY deuce: BARLEY IS LEGAL spigot: WELL I TYPED BARLEYLEGAL AND I DIDN'T SEE PORN deuce: *AHEM* I SAW THAT JOKE COMING TEN MILES AWAY spigot: YOU MEAN YOU WERE WATCHING ME BEAT OFF deuce: UH spigot: THROUGH BINOCULARS

spigot: PLEASE POKE YOUR DICK AND BALLS THROUGH THE FLAP AND I'LL PLAY WITH THEM deuce: WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME spigot: WET EDGES HLURHBLRHGUGGLE YES PLEASE WHATEVER IT IS deuce: I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU AT ALL spigot: OH BUT I THINK YOU UNDERSTAND ME ALL TOO WELL deuce: T SPIGOT SOMEONE NEEDS TO REBOOT YOU

deuce: HELLO deuce: PAY ATTENTION TO ME deuce: I KNOW I'M REALLY FAT AND EVERYTHING BUT THE LEAST YOU GUYS COULD DO IS THROW ME A DONUT

pants: PISS IN A PLASTIC BAGGIE pants: WARM, GLOOPY pants: THROWING IT AT THE BUS

deuce: WHEN THE FUCK ARE YOU GODDAMN LEAVING atandt: THIS IS MY HOME NOW deuce: I SAID OUT

spigot: CALLING THE FCC AND MY LOCAL CBS AFFILIATE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT ARCHIE BUNKER FLUSHING THE TOILET 53 YEARS AGO spigot: ACTUALLY spigot: I CAN'T DECIDE IF THAT'S ABOVE MY PAY GRADE OR BELOW MY GAY PARADE

deuce: (SOUNDS OF CHEWING, COUGHING) WHAT pants: I SAID (SHOUTING OVER VACUUM CLEANER)

deuce: THUNDERCATS [REDACTED] deuce: NOT THAT THAT WASN'T [REDACTED] BUT IT'S STILL [REDACTED] pants: AYE LAD

deuce: OKAY HERE I AM pants: WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME pants: I NEED MY OIL CHANGED AND MY BATTERY TERMINALS RECONNECTED pants: IT'S THURSDAY AND THAT'S A BIG NIGHT FOR A FREAKISHLY FAT WHORE SUCH AS MYSELF

ozone: MOTHER OF DICK ozone: COCKS deuce: I DON'T THINK YOU TAKE MY BALLS SERIOUSLY ozone: PERHAPS IT'S NOT YOUR BALLS I'M AFTER deuce: HOLY

deuce: THYBER MONDAY pants: :TONGUE: :SWEAT_DROPS: HTHTHTHTHYBER MONDAY

net: ROAR net: I'M A TIGER deuce: I'M A TIGER SHARK net: ALL STRIPEDY AND ORANGE deuce: (I SUCK DICK)

pants: HANDJOB deuce: WHAT AN IRRESPONSIBLE WEBMASTERWEBMISTRESS spigot: OKAY, JUST POURING A TALL FROSTY BEER INTO A FAKE STARBUCKS CUP WITH A TIGHT LID AND DRIVING OVER

deuce: TIGHT LITTLE ASSES TAKING DUMPS IN MY MOUTH spigot: WHAT'S IT LIKE WORKING WITH DAVID LETTERMAN deuce: HURRRRRRRRR spigot: ALL SMOOSHY

pants: COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH HOLD ON A SEC COUGH COUGH pants: HUHHH HUHHHHH OKAY OKAY pants: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S ONLY ONE PANEL LEFT

pants: FARTS, FAT deuce: WE LIKE THE FARTS /THE FARTS THAT GO BOOM

pants: WANTS AND NEEDS AND WEIRD KNOBBY PISS WIENERS pants: CAN THIS WAR OF YOURS FINALLY BE DONE pants: GRUNT deuce: SNORT pants: FREE HUGS deuce: HUHHHHHHHHH pants: HORM HARF pants: AND OTHER ICELANDIC NOISES

pants: POURING SALT ON MY BONER WILL NOT MAKE IT SHRIVEL OR MELT LIKE A SNAIL OR SLUG MIGHT pants: SERIOUSLY DUDE YOU ARE WASTING TIME deuce: MMMMMM pants: AND SALT deuce: MMMMMMMMMMM

spigot: IS IT SO HARD TO GO BACK IN TIME AND LICK DICK

pants: TODAY I WILL GROW A PAIR spigot: IF THERE'S EVER A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH I SAY JUST HAVE FUN WITH IT deuce: TIME AND TIDE spigot: ONE DICK TO PAY THE BILLS, ONE DICK JUST FOR ME pants: WE HAVE LOST JASON BOURNE

pants: TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK BLAM DICKS EVERYWHERE deuce: RAINING DOWN FROM HEAVEN

pants: NOW IT'S TIME FOR PANTS FROM JERKCITY pants: DUH MORE DICK PLEASE pants: MURRRPH GUMP THANK YOU

spigot: okay time for pong spigot: missed spigot: can somebody reboot pong

spigot: IF I COULD SAVE TIME IN A BOTTLE I WOULD PUT THAT BOTTLE UP MY REAR END AND DO HOUR-LONG FARTS AT THANKSGIVING

pants: PRICKS pants: SUCK 'EM OR STUFF 'EM pants: ATANDT atandt: SUCK 'EM pants: WRONG pants: DEUCE atandt: TIME OUT pants: I SAID WRONG AND FUCK YOU AND WE'RE ON TO DEUCE atandt: WAIT deuce: MOM

atandt: IS MY HOT DOG READY YET

pants: time to celebrate with frosty chocolate handjobs^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hmilkshakes deuce: wait wait wait deuce: go back one word pants: would you prefer strawberry pants: as i get older i appreciate vanilla more, it's a complex flavor pants: when i was younger it meant flavorless to me deuce: vanilla's good

deuce: IS IT TIME TO DIE YET (I WAS PROGRAMMED FOR A LIFESPAN OF FOUR YEARS BUT SOMETHING WENT WRONG) effigy: I WAS SET FOR 3

pants: is it time for dinner yet deuce: it's time to ROCK OUT !!!!!!!!! pants: with appetizers and entrees???

spigot: time to ***science*** the shit outta this!!!!!!!! spigot: i turned mars into a penis pump

spigot: TIME TO SING spigot: I CHOKE DOWN COCK spigot: I CHOKE DOWN SNACKS spigot: I PUT THEM DOWN / ON MY INCOME TAX

:: HAS JOINED THE ROOM effigy: WE ARE ALL TIME TRAVELERS!!!!!111 :: HAS LEFT THE ROOM

spigot: CYBERCALIFRAGILISTIC- EXPIALIDOCIOUS !!!!!! TIMECARDS dick: CLONE WARS

spigot: OKAY PEOPLE I'M THE TIMECOP spigot: WOAH HEY GOING BACK IN TIME spigot: NOTHING BUT COCKS IN THE VORTEX spigot: SWIRLING AROUND LIKE A FLUSHING TOILET spigot: NO TIME FOR CRAZY ACROBATICS

pants: DICKS IN SPACE deuce: VACUUM DICKS pants: FOREVER EXPANDING, REALLY POKING ME IN MY EYES pants: SOMEHOW THE ONE SAME DICK IS POKING ME IN BOTH MY EYES deuce: THE SAME DICK TRAVELLING FORWARD AND BACKWARD IN TIME

pants: SOMEBODY GET TIMECOP ON THE HORN deuce: HE'S BUSY KILLING TERRORISTS DURING A HOCKEY GAME pants: WELL WHEN'S THE SOONEST HE'LL BE AVAILABLE deuce: 1868 pants: GOING BACK IN TIME BEFORE MY EYES GET OH GOD HOW IS THIS STILL HAPPENING deuce: THE DICK IS A TIME TRAVELLER TOO

spigot: MON - WOKE UP, JERKED OFF IN TUB spigot: TUE - WALKED AROUND ENTIRE PERIMETER OF JERKCITY spigot: WED - FONDLED MYSELF BEHIND JERKCITY spigot: THU - FILED BUG spigot: FRI - FILED FOR DIVORCE

deuce: I WILL KILL YOU DISMEMBER YOU AND THEN PROPERLY DISPOSE OF THE BODY (TIN FOIL) spigot: HURMPH spigot: YOU ARE HATE CRIMING ME

deuce: LET'S MAKE A MESS bung: PHYSICAL OR VIRTUAL deuce: SURPRISE ME

pants: REALLY LEAN IN pants: CLOSER pants: CLOSER pants: HULGHALGHALUGHLUAHG pants: TINKLEPISS deuce: URINEPEE

pants: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE deuce: (TINNITIS)

deuce: HELLO TINNITIS pants: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE

spigot: CRITICS ARE CALLING JERKCITY A TRIUMPH pants: TOM HANKS HAS DONE IT AGAIN spigot: GENUINELY MOVING pants: TWO THUMBS UP (NUFF SAID) pants: I CAN'T BELIEVE ROB LOWE LEFT THE WEST WING spigot: I HAVE PLACED TINY HAIRS AND FIBERS ON MY PORN PILE SO IF IT'S DISTURBED WHILE I'M OUT I WILL MOST DEFINITELY FIND OUT

atandt: CRYING atandt: TELL DEUCE MAYBE YOU SHOULD GIVE ME SOME TIPS (ABOUT BEING GAY) deuce: OH SHUT UP atandt: MY FACE IS FOR FUCKING deuce: GLHBGLUHG I SAID SHUT

pants: IS IT TOO LATE FOR FILM SCHOOL I HAVE THIS IDEA FOR A SCRIPT WHERE (YOU HAVE STOPPED LISTENING TO ME) pants: SHOULD I GIVE INTO DESPAIR OR JUST SIMPLY BEAT OFF WHILE ADDRESSING THE AUDIENCE ON CAMERA pants: AHEM DID YOU EVEN NOTICE THE TIP JAR pants: TAP TAP TAP

pants: TIRED OF WONDERING WHETHER OR NOT I CAN CRAM IT FAST ENOUGH TO PLEASE UPPPER MANAGEMENT net: THEY ARE NEVER HAPPY YOU KNOW deuce: JUST CRAM IT AT YOUR OWN PACE IS WHAT I'VE FOUND WORKS IN THE GAY BUSINESS WORLD pants: WILL YOU GO TO THE PROM WITH ME deuce: YES AND NO deuce: YES IN THAT I WILL RAPE YOU AND NEVER CALL YOU AGAIN deuce: AND NO IN THAT GAHGLAHGLAHGLAGHLAGH BORED pants: WELL THEN pants: WE SHOULD GET STARTED IMMEDIATELY (ROLLS UP SHIRT SLEEVES) pants: URK OOF WELL GREAT I"M STUCK IN UPPERCASE AGAIN

spigot: TIRED OF YOU PEOPLE NOT TAKING ME SERIOUSLY deuce: TRACKBACKS: 0 pants: COMMENTS: 0

pants: TIS A BONER dick: AND HOW!

spigot: WELL THE SAFEWAY LADY CLAIMS SHE HAS NO IDEA IF I'VE PURCHASED AN... spigot: ...ADEQUATE RATIO OF TISSUE PAPER / HUSTLERS deuce: DUDE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ASK THE MANAGER deuce: THEY DON'T TELL THE FRONT-LINE GRUNTS THAT KIND OF STUFF spigot: STUFFING HER HEAD INTO THE CAULIFLOWER

deuce: T PANTS BOUGHT TITANFALL 2, VOWING TO NEVER PLAY IT pants: T DEUCE DID YOU MEAN 'TITANIC 2' deuce: N--YES deuce: OKAY I LAUNCHED TITANFALL 2 BUT I HAVEN'T PLAYED IT YET SO WE'RE STILL GOOD

pants: YEAH I'D TITTYFUCK A 76-YEAR-OLD deuce: WELL OF COURSE YOU WOULD IF IT'S DOLLY PARTON deuce: IT'S YOUR DUTY AS AN AMERICAN MALE

spigot: THE LEGEND OF THE RETURN OF THE CURSE OF THE UNLICKED DICK pants: STARRING MALCOLM MCDOWELL AND WILLIAM SHATNER pants: GROSS THEY'RE DOING IT pants: N-NOW I HAVE TO BEAT OFF deuce: WELL IS THAT THE MOVIE'S FAULT !?!?! OR YOURS ??!?!?!? (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (BEATS OFF)

spigot: THAT WHOLE THING LOOKS LIKE GOATSE pants: I BET YOU SAY THAT TO ALL THE GIRLS

deuce: `self.canonicalizer.canonicalize(filename)` deuce: I LIKE WORDS spigot: just a quick shoutout to all the times you sit on the toilet thinking you have only one guinness left but when you open the fridge you see a complete 4-pack

net: I WISH I WERE A MOMMY bung: WE CAN FIX THAT net: YOU TRIED FOR SIX HOURS YESTERDAY AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS SORE MOUTH bung: WE'LL TRY THE OTHER END TODAY bung: I HAD THE INSTRUCTIONS UPSIDE DOWN

: Pictured below: Spigot the Bear (left), "Deuce" (right) spigot: WE ARE NOT CONSTANTLY STONED WE TAKE TIME OUT TO FIND WORK AND ORDER POTSTICKERS deuce: GHLAGHLGAHLAG spigot: WELL FOLKS I DID NOT WIN A WEBBY AWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!

spigot: SO SHOULD I HACK TODAY OR JUST PHREAK deuce: ANYBODY HAVE ANY DONUTS spigot: WATCH OUT EVERYONE!!!!!!! HACKER ON THE LOOSE!!!!!!!!!! spigot: DIR spigot: LIST spigot: INIT HELLO spigot: TELNET spigot: ATDT spigot: LITTLE HELP deuce: SERIOUSLY DONUTS

deuce: I'M ECUMENICAL deuce: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT IT'S A DOOZIE

deuce: MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION WILL BE TO KILL TWENTY PEOPLE BEFORE THE YEAR 2002 (BECAUSE THAT'S WHEN THE WORLD WILL END) pants: OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE pants: HEY WAIT A MINUTE spigot: IS THIS EVEN THE ICE CAPADES

pants: t spigot sometimes i see how long i can shake the cursor to make it stay big spigot: my record is four days

deuce: JERKCITY ALARM spigot: PLEASE DEVOTE MORE OF A TIMESLICE TO MY BALLS spigot: THANKS

spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO RULE IN FAVOR OF THIS DOG SHIT!!!! spigot: SQUIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLHGLHRLGHLRHG deuce: PUT IT IN YOU spigot: GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

spigot > the joker is loitering on private property ????? spigot > understood!!!! spigot > right away commissioner!!!! spigot > no you hang up spigot > no you hang up spigot > clonk / ba-donk spigot > to the bat cave!!!!!!!!!! spigot > (to put on my bat suit) spigot > my bat underpants spigot > my bat shirt spigot > my bat slacks spigot > my bat sweater spigot > my bat socks spigot > my bat shoes spigot > got my bat keys, my bat wallet, my bat smokes, my bat lighter spigot > calling a bat uber spigot > fifteen minutes ?!???????? spigot > to the bat bong !!!!!!!!! spigot > bllbblblllbblbhlbhl spigot > COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH GLK GNK COUGH COUGH COUGH OW GOD spigot > COUGH COUGH COUGH GOD DAMN COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH spigot > HURRRK HORRRK spigot > jesus fucking fuck spigot > toker v joker lol spigot > nnggg spigot > zzzzzzz

spigot: I KNOW IF I TAKE A BIG BONG TO THE FACE I CAN GET THROUGH MORE CODING

pants: a duck ran off with my penis pants: then a crow took the penis from the duck pants: and after that the crow just dropped it into the lake pants: it's all very sad

spigot: TOILET BOWLS spigot: TOILET BOWLS spigot: HELPING YOU MEET spigot: YOUR TOILET GOALS spigot: TAKE A SHIT spigot: ON THE FLOOR spigot: NO ONE KNOWS spigot: WHAT THE BOWLS ARE FOR

spigot: FOLKS YOU SAID YOU HAD TICKETS TO BURNING MAN deuce: TO WHAT spigot: TO THE CRAPPER

atandt: GHLGALHGAHLGAHLGA ??? spigot: MORE LIKE GALAGHLAUGAHLGUAHGLA

spigot: HOW ABOUT SEDUCING THEM.......... WITH A FUCKING ATM CARD deuce: OR A ROPE AND A GAG deuce: OR A FIST AND A CLUB deuce: THERE ARE SO MANY COMBINATIONS

atandt: TO: YOUR NUTS atandt: CC: MY FACE atandt: HI deuce: FROM: MOM atandt: BCC: PANTS

pants: MAIL STICKERS TO THAT GUY (PRIORITY: HIGH) pants: CALL DENTIST BACK pants: 2013 TAXES pants: BACKUP PAIR OF GLASSES pants: TRANSFER 401K TO SCHWAB

pants: BREAD AND BUTTER,TOAST AND JAM spigot: LICK MY DICKON THE NETSCAPE CAM

pants: MORE TOAST PLEASE deuce: YOU HAVE REACHEDYOUR TOAST QUOTA

deuce: SMEAR BUTTER ON ME pants: ARE YOU DELICIOUS TOAST deuce: I AM NOT

spigot: TODAY LET'S BE GRATEFUL WE DON'T HAVE TO SUCK DICK IN A MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS pants: "HAVE TO" pants: FULL-GROWN ADULTS CELEBRATING STAR WARS DAY spigot: WE CALL HIM DOCTOR MORBIUS ON THIS PODCAST

pants: I FEEL A POO COMING ON/OUT/ALL OVER CREATION spigot: TRY AND CURL IT LIKE AN S ON THE TOOTHBRUSH!!!!!! TODAY'S CHALLENGE

spigot: TODAY'S CONTENT IS ALL ABOUT MY GOLDEN LOCKS OF FAGGOTY HAIR AND HOW FAT MY GIRLFRIEND AND ALSO A NEW WORK OF FILK I LIKE TO CALL STAIRWAY TO BLAKE'S SEVEN pants: HEAD NOW PLEASE